Awww, gods no.
Or do you mean "masturbate" when you write "explode"? I'd like to see that.
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Or do you mean "masturbate" when you write "explode"? I'd like to see that.
You Know Nothing
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My penis feels so violated.
You Know Nothing
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This cow insemination scene in Orphan Black rn...
You Know Nothing
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Goddamn at the ending of episode two. I'm so glad I finally decided to catch up.
Sleepy Hollow
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The Americans. Cold war era spy drama on FX. First season was fantastic. Still have to catch up on the second. It's next on my list!
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
The Wire the Wire The Wire The Wire The Wire The Wire
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Just remembered Person of Interest. I have yet to even start that one. But it seems to have good word of mouth. Three seasons of backlog tho. :negman:
And I still haven't seen The Wire.
RobotNinjaHornets
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BOTH OF THEM. NOW.
You Know Nothing
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They're going to have to wait until my Orphan Black and The Americans second season binges are over!
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Be warned: S2 is even better. Nerve shattering tension. Every. single. person. in that show kills their role. Even the children. It's bewildering.
Tatiana Maslany is everything. Also, everybody.This cow insemination scene in Orphan Black rn...
I've been exclusively dating the same ladyfriend for about three months, which is life changing stuff by my risible standards. Feels weird. But not weirder than when a couple of weeks ago I called her "girlfriend" by accident and she basically exploded into a cloud of giggles, rainbows and unicorn farts.Hope everyone is good! Any big news from you guys? I'll be taking my usual seat, hope someone has kept it warm for me, thanks.
Also, technical problems keep preventing me from accessing WhatsApp (long story), so feel free to flood the FakeApp group with dix pix and vag shots. I don't think I'll be able to rejoin until a few days.
You Know Nothing
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And I just found out the second series of The Fall has finally started. #2muchTV
Quivering at the mere thought of watching it now.
Alison is still forever my absolute fave clone. Every time she's on screen I get my life.
Quivering at the mere thought of watching it now.
Alison is still forever my absolute fave clone. Every time she's on screen I get my life.
RobotNinjaHornets
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I stopped watching The Americans like 2 episodes before the end of the first series, I have no idea why. I should catch up.
Also that fucking Inside Out trailer thread is full of dumb. So much dumb.
Also that fucking Inside Out trailer thread is full of dumb. So much dumb.
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Nice one on the lady Papa! Good for you mate, you deserve some lovin' breh. I love your description of her excitement at being called "girlfriend", haha. Three months is a good time to be getting her to emit rainbows and unicorn farts.
Me and the lady just had our 6 months a few weeks ago, she's coming down to Manchester for the weekend on Friday, yay!
I posted these (from a few weeks ago) in FaceGAF, might as well share them here too as we're on the subject:
She's mint.
It's nice to be back in the fold guys, the warmth of your collective bosom comforts me so.
Me and the lady just had our 6 months a few weeks ago, she's coming down to Manchester for the weekend on Friday, yay!
I posted these (from a few weeks ago) in FaceGAF, might as well share them here too as we're on the subject:
She's mint.
It's nice to be back in the fold guys, the warmth of your collective bosom comforts me so.
Funky Papa
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Complimentary shout out to Jordan Gavaris for giving shape and voice to one of the most riotous characters on TV. The fact that he's Canadian blows my mind.
The son of a b gets the best lines.
Edit: Looking good, Ninj. That's a nice shade of red, too.
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Cheers Papa, it's a rather pleasing hue to be sure!
Treat her right classy me.
(I paid at least!)
Haha, nah, pizza shop after a night out.
Treat her right classy me.
(I paid at least!)
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I need to watch The Clone Wars, but every time I try I just end up wanting to watch the films
Goddamnit
I fucking love Star Wars
Goddamnit
I fucking love Star Wars
I would pay for you though if I were her! ;p
I don't think I'll ever get tired of "When You Were Young".
Rhode Island as #3 worst state for black people in that thread. Em, you liar. You told me there was no such thing as roving gangs of racist fishermen there. You just want to lure me into a false sense of security so they could stick their fish hooks into me.
Rhode Island as #3 worst state for black people in that thread. Em, you liar. You told me there was no such thing as roving gangs of racist fishermen there. You just want to lure me into a false sense of security so they could stick their fish hooks into me.
Funky Papa
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Unicorn Blood, or if Adventure Time were written by people on bath salts (don't forget to turn on the subtitles)
smokeandmirrors
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Funky Papa
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Tears and despair. They taste like apricots.
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"TWoW is coming out next year."
I WANT TO FUCKING BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT IT WILL BE.
Indeed. "I smell lesbians in my bed last night" killed me. I should also note his gratuitous butt shots are appreciated.
I WANT TO FUCKING BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT IT WILL BE.
Indeed. "I smell lesbians in my bed last night" killed me. I should also note his gratuitous butt shots are appreciated.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
The 100
It's like...Lord of the Flies meets Battlestar Galactica
"WE'RE BACK BITCHES!!!!" makes me laugh every time
You Know Nothing
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The nostalgia bomb is real.
I WANT THE 90s BACK.
How Radioactive are they?
Disclaimer: I linked the superior Radioactive, the one that should have smashed and been used obnoxiously in all that CW promo.
Tonight I feel like neooooooooooooooooon goooooooooooooooooold
I take one look at you and I grow cooooooooooooooooooooold
And I grow coooooooooooooold
And I grow coooooooooooooooooooooooooold
Still a gut punch moment three years later. When will anyone else? :negman:
I WANT THE 90s BACK.
How Radioactive are they?
Disclaimer: I linked the superior Radioactive, the one that should have smashed and been used obnoxiously in all that CW promo.
Tonight I feel like neooooooooooooooooon goooooooooooooooooold
I take one look at you and I grow cooooooooooooooooooooold
And I grow coooooooooooooold
And I grow coooooooooooooooooooooooooold
Still a gut punch moment three years later. When will anyone else? :negman:
Will look for it, thanks!
You guys are amazing. I don't know what would be of my life without GAF and FakeGaf in specific. :3
ThoseDeafMutes
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Pasta 4 hours late.
You Know Nothing
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That facesitting protest in the UK...
sunsetplane.jpg
[edit]: Also take this as a late dinner recommendation. huehueuhue
sunsetplane.jpg
[edit]: Also take this as a late dinner recommendation. huehueuhue
Josh with a J
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I was gone for like 8 hours? Miss me?
You Know Nothing
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Hannibal, The Knick, Fargo, Sherlock.... and probably what the others have said.
If you have the patience for it, Boardwalk Empire just ended. You could steamroll through the 5 seasons. Really underappreciated show.
Josh with a J
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Watch Peaky Blinders
It makes me walk around and talk with a accent
It makes me walk around and talk with a accent
You Know Nothing
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Get on your knees, get on your knees, get on your knees
Baby just get on your knees
Say pretty please, say pretty please, say pretty please
Baby just say pretty please
I don't need a dozen roses
You ain't gotta wine and dine me no
I don't need a pretty poem ooh gettin' all emotional
You gotta beg for it, beg for it
I wanna see you lookin' up
Baby I'mma need you to beg for it
'Cause we are just animals
Baby it's primal
I want you on all fours
And before I let you walk you gotta show me how you crawl
If you want it all, it's non negotiable
So do as I say
If you wanna get the job you better know who's the boss
Baby just get on your knees
Say pretty please, say pretty please, say pretty please
Baby just say pretty please
I don't need a dozen roses
You ain't gotta wine and dine me no
I don't need a pretty poem ooh gettin' all emotional
You gotta beg for it, beg for it
I wanna see you lookin' up
Baby I'mma need you to beg for it
'Cause we are just animals
Baby it's primal
I want you on all fours
And before I let you walk you gotta show me how you crawl
If you want it all, it's non negotiable
So do as I say
If you wanna get the job you better know who's the boss
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Well I woke up early
Time to watch more Star Wars
Time to watch more Star Wars
Josh with a J
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My coke has a picture of Santa on it fyi
Chuckie
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That fat guy creeps me out.
Josh with a J
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Jesus tap dancing Christ
"Hey Josh I'm going to cook some food"
Cool broski
"Your stove didn't work so I just used the microwave"
Cool broski
*twenty minutes later*
Why does my whole house smell like gas? Oh, because they turned the gas on but didn't hit light on the stove and never turned it off
"Hey Josh I'm going to cook some food"
Cool broski
"Your stove didn't work so I just used the microwave"
Cool broski
*twenty minutes later*
Why does my whole house smell like gas? Oh, because they turned the gas on but didn't hit light on the stove and never turned it off
You Know Nothing
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Trying to kill you.
[edit]:
The hype train has already crashed and burned. Glad it happened sooner rather than later.
[edit]:
The hype train has already crashed and burned. Glad it happened sooner rather than later.
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