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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

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Turin

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Those are the types you have to look out for tho!

Norman Bates seemed dull and harmless too.

Thulhu's just shy about his appearance. All he wants is a friend.

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Now let me see you bang it
I like it when you bang it
Now let me see you shake it
I wanna see you shake it
Now let me see you freak it
I love it when you freak it
Now let me see you work it
I wanna see you twerk it

Bang that till you pass out
Shake that till you pass out
Freak that till you pass out
Work that till you pass out


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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
It was an enjoyable romp, although it kind of suffered from trying to cram a lot of shit in a relatively modest space of time. If Avengers was a 10/10, AoU is about a 7/10, IMO.

Also, there were audible gasps at Chris Evans. That Under Armour compression shirt was too much.
 

MutFox

Banned
I also thought Avengers 2 was okay.
Some stuff felt forced and some ongoing jokes fell flat.

I think the Russo Brothers will do a better job than Whedon. (For the next Avenger films)
They're better at shots, tone and pacing it seems.

You guys watch the bit in the credits? :D
 
Longtime lurker who has read the OP twice and still don't understand how this works.
What is the premise behind the title FakeGAF and why are people thirsty?.

At any rate just gonna wing it and see how it goes.
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I also thought Avengers 2 was okay.
Some stuff felt forced and some ongoing jokes fell flat.

I think the Russo Brothers will do a better job than Whedon. (For the next Avenger films)
They're better at shots, tone and pacing it seems.

You guys watch the bit in the credits? :D

I honestly think that Whedon was trying to channel the Russo Bros non-stop action style through the entire film, which made the sequel come as a lesser product next to the first film, which was better contained and simpler scripted.

Funky Papa's Pros and Cons capsule review:

Pros:

Hi tech Hydra was amazing.
Baron Strucker was amazing.
Action was top notch.
Some funny bits.
Great locations.
Quicksilver (ok, Pietro) was better than I thought, even if he was far from his X-Men incarnation.
Ultron had some really good parts.
Wakanda drop.
Chris Evans made my jaw drop to the floor, and I'm straight as an arrow. Jesus.
Hawkeye was more than a stand-in this time around. A fairly nice mix of his Ultimate and Hawkguy personas.
Vision was incredible.
Wanda was better than I expected.

Cons:

Baron Strucker was wasted on this. God.
Thor was wasted on this. God.
Some of the CGI at the beginning was dodgy as heck.
Most of the one liners were HORRIBLE. Corny and poorly timed. There are times when Whedon nails them, and others when he comes out as an amateur. This was one of these times.
They tried to cram way too much shit in just one film. There are times where my mind got fixed into the pretty action and forgot about everything else in the background.
Vibranium is not nearly as resilient as it should. Kinda crap, tbh.
The way Vision came to this world was... eh.
Ultron's plan to destroy the world was stupid as all fuck, not to mention that the film made no reference at how he could build a bunch of grav engines so motherfucking huge THEY COULD LIFT AN ENTIRE CITY without nobody noticing it. Good grief.
Swarms of brain-dead enemies are not very interesting. They are even less so when they are duplicated for second round.
RIP, Pietro.
No second after-credits scene. The entire cinema waited in vain :(

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So cool though
Is that from a live action of 100 Dalmatians? Looks amazing.
 
God, I cannot stop listening to King Kunta.

Longtime lurker who has read the OP twice and still don't understand how this works.
What is the premise behind the title FakeGAF and why are people thirsty?.

At any rate just gonna wing it and see how it goes.

It started out with the premise of using a Paint avatar of yourself for the month of February. Then just sort of spiraled and grew from there. This thread is much less parched these days tho. It used to be the Rub' al Khali. Now it's more like the Amazon.

Enjoy, sis.

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Is that from a live action of 100 Dalmatians? Looks amazing.

Once Upon a Time.

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Very minor GOT show spoilers up to current up

For the love of god get Tyrion out of captivity/confined spaces. He is not an interesting character when he is just constantly complaining about cramped conditions. It's dragging out for so long.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Very minor GOT show spoilers up to current up

For the love of god get Tyrion out of captivity/confined spaces. He is not an interesting character when he is just constantly complaining about cramped conditions. It's dragging out for so long.

Yep yep yep.

Alternatively, stop using
Sansa as a punching bag
. Poor girl has seen some shit already.

(I still have to watch the latest episode)
 

Risgroo

Member
Longtime lurker who has read the OP twice and still don't understand how this works.
What is the premise behind the title FakeGAF and why are people thirsty?.

At any rate just gonna wing it and see how it goes.
Hiya! It's basically GAF's nuthouse. Just keep posting #lewd gifs and you'll be fine.
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God, I cannot stop listening to King Kunta.

Once Upon a Time.

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Meow. Is the show any good?

The Blacker the Berry>King Koopa btw.
 
Meow. Is the show any good?

The Blacker the Berry>King Koopa btw.

Idk if it's good now or not. I'm like two seasons behind. Last season I watched was S2 and boy did it go down the shitter fast. But James has said the subsequent seasons improve, so I'll probably get back into it at some point. Like 22 episodes per season tho. Damn network TV. :negman

And how dare you associate King Kunta with that Mario trash.

The Blacker the Berry is definitely a better song tho.

That Rheagar and Lyanna exposition.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The official reveal is upon us. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not the show beating GRRM to the punch. Also, Game of Thrones S5E4 spoilers
the scene between Stannis and Shireen makes me cry every time.
 

Turin

Banned
The official reveal is upon us. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not the show beating GRRM to the punch. Also, Game of Thrones S5E4 spoilers
the scene between Stannis and Shireen makes me cry every time.

That was a great scene. One of Stannis' best.

Also, if there is a flashback this year involving either of the two I mentioned I'll be like.......

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Risgroo

Member
That Rheagar and Lyanna exposition.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MMmmm, that was juicy :)
Idk if it's good now or not. I'm like two seasons behind. Last season I watched was S2 and boy did it go down the shitter fast. But James has said the subsequent seasons improve, so I'll probably get back into it at some point. Like 22 episodes per season tho. Damn network TV. :negman

And how dare you associate King Kunta with that Mario trash.

The Blacker the Berry is definitely a better song tho.
Yeeeaaah, not even gonna try if every season is that long, ewww.


Me having to deal with your constant Nintendo hate:
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Back from watching punk bands in a field in Belgium

You know something was good when you nearly die of hypothermia on the first night but still want to do the whole thing again

God I need a band

Normal life is shit

Fuck jobs

Music yo
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Back from watching punk bands in a field in Belgium

You know something was good when you nearly die of hypothermia on the first night but still want to do the whole thing again

God I need a band

Normal life is shit

Fuck jobs

Music yo

I had that feeling not that long ago. Then I realized I greatly enoyed money and that I liked eating even more.

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My theoretical forum signature.
I wanted to reply with a corny signature of my own, but I couldn't bring myself to make a decent one with one of those generators. I don't even know how people have the patience for that shit.
 

Risgroo

Member
Y'all fucking asked for it. Still the GOAT post. PEACE.

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~I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter~
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I had that feeling not that long ago. Then I realized I greatly enoyed money and that I liked eating even more.

Pros of job:
Money
Stability

Pros of music:
Hang out with friends all the time
Visit shitloads of places
Creativity
Not having to sit in an office for 8 hours every day

...I'll take music
 
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