smokeandmirrors
Banned
that's why im working on getting rich. I wanna travel the world but having to sit in coach for international flights gives me terrible anxiety just thinking about it.
Fuck you, Caps
all your coaches for the past 4 years or so have been scary
Who was your team again?
Just cleaned the interior of my car for the first time in probably a year. I feel like an adult
Reminds me that I've been carless for a little bit over a year.
I'm happier than a pig in shit.
That would be horrific for me. There's no public transport in my teensie little town and my job is 25km away. I love my car.
Reminds me that I've been carless for a little bit over a year.
I'm happier than a pig in shit.
but does your car love you?
WHY GOD said:He gasped when the tentacle began to gently coil around his growing shaft. This was so not happening! But it was and Lightning found himself nearly ready to give himself over to this creature. The tentacle seemed to know this as the end of it {which end, McQueen wasn't sure} began to slowly press into him. The absurdly clear thought came to his mind that this thing must self-lubricate for it to be pushing inside so easily. He tried tightening his muscles, to keep the thing out but it seemed to mind the pressure and continued its progress. He wanted to be found but not like this.
Don't let Ridley Scott read that.
The Martian said:The screen went black before I was out of the airlock. Turns out the “L” in “LCD” stands for “Liquid.” I guess it either froze or boiled off. Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10.”
VOTING DAY
GONNA VOTE GREEN 'CAUSE FUCK ALL THE OTHER SHITEHAWKS
VOTING DAY
GONNA VOTE GREEN 'CAUSE FUCK ALL THE OTHER SHITEHAWKS
#TEAMMILIBAND
Oh and my percentage for the GOP was 1%. Yodeling.
10% GOP :negman:
Hahah, yeah, seems like pretty much all your options are total cocks. At least Miliband is hilarious#REELECTCAROLINELUCAS
Even though she wouldn't be my MP but shh. She's the MP for where I work.
Miliband is better than the alternatives though, I suppoooose
...
can't tell if you're trolling me or not
LA Kings
This thread suddenly went political. I dont like it.
Haha, love you too Lisa! You've been away too long bro.I love you Owen. Just sayin
I may also be drunk
Haha, love you too Lisa! You've been away too long bro.
(Me too mind, I'm an occasional visitor here now.)
Are you a nurse yet then?
Haha, yeah, you kind of forced my hand on that one didn't you. You didn't so much raise the stakes as strapped them to a rocket! It's only fair to respond in kind innit.So so close it hurts.
I still need those pics I was promised ages ago
Haha, yeah, you kind of forced my hand on that one didn't you. You didn't so much raise the stakes as strapped them to a rocket! It's only fair to respond in kind innit.
Tit for tat. Um, so to speak...
(Surprise drunk pics one day mane.)
This thread suddenly went political. I dont like it.
^Lol
"one day"
I'm single. Rain pics down on me bruh
Aww shit, the end of BufCat? That's a shame, you guys were cute together!