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[You Know Nothing]

"What's going on? Why are you sweatier than usual?"

Alison and Donnie >>>>>>>>>>>>> your faves

That tooth pulling scene, tho

That was my reaction too. But god, what a brilliant scene. The way Philip and Elizabeth can convey shit just by looking at each other. The chemistry and acting ability are real.

Also, nothing's gonna top the suitcase scene in cringe factor. I had to literally pause during it and take a break. The snapping still haunts my nightmares.

 

[Funky Papa]

It was hard to look at when they are bending her arms, but that popped leg...

Jesus.

It's like they had to make you cringe one way or another with each episode :negman

 

[You Know Nothing]

JFC, this Helena scene rn. And I thought bone snapping and tooth extraction were bad.

everycringegif.gif

[edit]: Oh man, shit is gonna go down in the next episode. Thank god it's tomorrow.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I don't know how I missed this back in February. But I'm dying.

Celibacy Challenge

 

[Nerdkiller]

Having seen Mad Max: Fury Road, I can safely say that it's the best action movie of its kind since Terminator 2.

 

[Funky Papa]

Gentlemen, I give you fried caprese bombs.

 

[MutFox]

Having seen Mad Max: Fury Road, I can safely say that it's the best action movie of its kind since Terminator 2.

T2 always seems to be the bar.
T2 was also mentioned when Raid 2 came out...

T2 is so good...

Gentlemen, I give you fried caprese bombs.

OMG, I need that!

 

[Professor Beef]

the lord *bow*

 

[You Know Nothing]

So that's what the Becky joke is. I never understood until this moment.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I would smoke pot with Taylor, just saying.

 

[Clydefrog]

the lord *bow*

i have a plaid jacket that exactly matches her skirt

edit: well, it's pretty damn close

 

[Turin]

Flammifer

 

[zeemumu]

Flammifer

This GIF takes me back. Had the best end credits music and the scary episodes were legitimately scary. That bride one still creeps me out, mostly because Curly stayed dead through the rest of the series.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Fuck me The Hotelier are so fucking good ARGH

 

[Windam]

what's going on in here

 

[Lucian Cat]

i have a plaid jacket that exactly matches her skirt

edit: well, it's pretty damn close

Please throw that out. Yeesh.

Edit lol my phone autocorrects yeesh as yeezy. No idea why

 

[Nerdkiller]

This GIF takes me back. Had the best end credits music and the scary episodes were legitimately scary. That bride one still creeps me out, mostly because Curly stayed dead through the rest of the series.

WHAT!? You mean he never appeared after that episode? Man, that is creepy.

 

[Turin]

what's going on in here

The usual.

 

[zeemumu]

WHAT!? You mean he never appeared after that episode? Man, that is creepy.

Wait no he showed up in one more episode. False alarm.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Drinking some sauvignon blanc. Try and stop me, Clyde. You white wine h8r.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Drinking some sauvignon blanc. Try and stop me, Clyde. You white wine h8r.

Good man. I might join you at a more respectable drinking time than 1630 on a Sunday haha.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

white wine goes with fish. you can't hate that.

 

[zeemumu]

I've been listening to Earth Angel all day.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh motherfucker. I really need to remember I have American people on Facebook when I wake up on Monday mornings. American people who watch things and like to post about it. Things like Game of Thrones.

:c

 

[Funky Papa]

Oh motherfucker. I really need to remember I have American people on Facebook when I wake up on Monday mornings. American people who watch things and like to post about it. Things like Game of Thrones.

:c

I was spoiled last week's episode by a huge picture on the Wall Street Journal. The fucking Wall Street Journal.

I'd just stay away from the internets.

 

[Clydefrog]

Drinking some sauvignon blanc. Try and stop me, Clyde. You white wine h8r.

DISGUSTING

 

[Funky Papa]

Muscato is the only white wine I can drink straight.

All of it.

Edit: Google's image search shows some... interesting results.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I first went to Spain as a fourteen year old. I was not ready for botellon.

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

madfrog.

 

[Funky Papa]

I first went to Spain as a fourteen year old. I was not ready for botellon.

Not even the local population is. All the :negmen

Clyde, what are you doing with your life.

 

[Clydefrog]

wait so if I post it, it means I drink it?

come on! that shit is nasty!

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I'll admit to drinking Steel Reserve if I want to get shit faced in desperation, but any of those sweet drinks are vile.

Plus, a pack of Rasputin is cheap at Total Wine & More or Bevmo.

One of my Spanish uncles looks exactly like the Dos Equis guy.

 

[Funky Papa]

wait so if I post it, it means I drink it?

come on! that shit is nasty!

I feel so prejudiced right now.



Edit: This made me laugh like a 13 years old. Jesus.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Muscato is the only white wine I can drink straight.

All of it.

Edit: Google's image search shows some... interesting results.

Moscato is fantastic. So easy to finish the bottle before you know it.

 

[Risgroo]

Lol this GoT episode is trash. Fucking Dorne.

 

[Lucian Cat]

A nice sav blanc makes all the sads in my life just that little bit better. Someone come snuggle me. I need snuggles.

 

[Risgroo]

And WOW Penny Dreadful stays winning! Another excellent episode, a bit different from the others, but I loved it.

 

[Funky Papa]

And WOW Penny Dreadful stays winning! Another excellent episode, a bit different from the others, but I loved it.

Will watch tonite. Can't be more fucked up than the previous one.

Meanwhile, today's experiment in cringe science was brought by sweet pedophilia set to the rythm of some classic 80's chunes. The Americans doesn't hold back.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Meanwhile, today's experiment in cringe science was brought by sweet pedophilia set to the rythm of some classic 80's chunes. The Americans doesn't hold back.

Going Lolita tbh.

That would also be the episode with that bizarre Love's Baby Soft commercial.

 

[Turin]

Lol this GoT episode is trash. Fucking Dorne.

It really was garbage, overall. And I'm far less cynical than most book readers about the show.

Penny Dreadful was excellent though. Them writers are masters of the flashback episode.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The show's portrayal of the Sand Snakes is completely laughable.

So fucking bad.

 

[Funky Papa]

On a similarly pissing note, it's 2015 and €60 computer mice still need mousepads to perform as they should.

Get bent, Zowie.

 

[Turin]

Sand Snakes

 

[You Know Nothing]

Sand Snakes

#queen

That gif is a new favorite of mine.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Muse - Mercy

Bit bland.

Definitely not as good as Psycho and Dead Inside tbh.

 

[Risgroo]

Will watch tonite. Can't be more fucked up than the previous one.

Hahah, yeah, this one isn't that fucked up, just a really interesting episode

It really was garbage, overall. And I'm far less cynical than most book readers about the show.

Penny Dreadful was excellent though. Them writers are masters of the flashback episode.

I don't mind changing stuff from the books, as long as it's done well. This was just ass.

Last season's flashback was incredible, the best episode by far. Hope there's another one soon, more Sir Malcolm please!

The show's portrayal of the Sand Snakes is completely laughable.

So fucking bad.

Hey, they got them spot on. I always imagined them as a bunch of Michelle Rodriguezes minus the cool.


Just so I don't seem too negative about GoT, "cock merchant" is pretty much the best thing ever.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Hey, they got them spot on. I always imagined them as a bunch of Michelle Rodriguezes minus the cool.


Just so I don't seem too negative about GoT, "cock merchant" is pretty much the best thing ever.

How dare you. I mean cock merchant is fantastic, yes.

But Tyene is muh queen. She has the innocent septa thing going in the books. A true viper in the grass. No would would ever suspect how deadly she is. And they've made her into an Obara clone in the show. Brash and belligerent. No subtlety about her. Awful.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Muse - Mercy

Bit bland.

Definitely not as good as Psycho and Dead Inside tbh.

I just want Citizen Erased part 2.

Because fucking Citizen Erased

 

[Funky Papa]

Just so I don't seem too negative about GoT, "cock merchant" is pretty much the best thing ever.

:lol @ the bolded. I don't know why, but it reminded me of this 90's classic performance.