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[Funky Papa]

Gahahah, just checked out a few trailers, it's the Shadow the Hedgehog sequel I've always wanted.

The worst part is that there's a dire need of isometric shooters in the vein of the glorious Take no Prisoners and the game itself doesn't look that bad outside of the GENOCIDE SIMULATOR DEVELOPED BY POLISH NAZIS thing.

What the fuck.

Can I have a non-genocidal isoshooter with modern tech for a change? Maybe something similar to Crusader: No Remorse.

 

[Risgroo]

The worst part is that there's a dire need of isometric shooters in the vein of the glorious Take no Prisoners and the game itself doesn't look that bad outside of the GENOCIDE SIMULATOR DEVELOPED BY POLISH NAZIS thing.

What the fuck.

Can I have a non-genocidal isoshooter with modern tech for a change? Maybe something similar to Crusader: No Remorse.

Ayy lmao, decided to look at the comments for the trailers. "Blahblahblah fuck SJWs, politically correct, lol Muslims, lol black people." I think I saw an SS avatar as well.
Seems like a pleasant bunch.

Not really familiar with the genre, but Take No Prisoners looks ace. I'm pretty unfamiliar with 90s PC gaming in general tho, haven't really played anything except Age of Empires 2, Red Alert 2, Freespace, and Total Annihilation(DA GOAT). My GOG library is decent enough, I just need to find the time to play some of the games.

 

[Windam]

 

[Funky Papa]

Today is out to fuck with my brain.

 

[Windam]

Whos is responcible, Papa?

 

[Funky Papa]

Not sure if the French or the Dutch. Let me ponder.

 

[zeemumu]

Gahahah, just checked out a few trailers, it's the Shadow the Hedgehog sequel I've always wanted.

I wonder how Sonic would have turned out if Sonic 06 didn't have bugs. That game is nearly unplayable purely because of load times and bugs. If you remove those it's semi-okay.

 

[Kevyt]

Not sure if the French or the Dutch. Let me ponder.

He looks like he's praying.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I just learned about a certain Hatred videogame.

What the hell is that TRASH?

I found a thread for it on Stream Greenlight. People tossing around SJW and feminazi completely seriously.

Hmm, not surprising gamergate scumbags are all over it.

 

[Funky Papa]

He looks like he's praying.

To the dark gods of BUTTS.

 

[Windam]

I just learned about a certain Hatred videogame.

What the hell is that TRASH?

I dont understand why you sjws have to comment on everything we do? I mean, if you dont like it, dont look. We are doing what we love but you people seem to only love ripping on us? Does it surprise you guys then that we make fun of you and send you threats? Go back to licking Sarkeesans boots!!!

Spoiler

am i doing it right

 

[Kevyt]

To the dark gods of BUTTS.

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.

That guy is amazing, he's a hero!

He should be canonized by the Catholic church.

 

[Risgroo]

I dont understand why you sjws have to comment on everything we do? I mean, if you dont like it, dont look. We are doing what we love but you people seem to only love ripping on us? Does it surprise you guys then that we make fun of you and send you threats? Go back to licking Sarkeesans boots!!!

Spoiler

am i doing it right

Those damn social justice Windams!

#windamgate

 

[Windam]

Those damn social justice Windams!

#windamgate

#windam2016
#windamforpres

 

[Funky Papa]

Already better than Bilzerian16.com.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Already better than Bilzerian16.com.

Should I feel ashamed for wanting to climb him like a tree?

 

[Funky Papa]

Should I feel ashamed for wanting to climb him like a tree?

Bad Jake. BAD.

Easily the grossest Instagram celebrity there is. He should bottle his sweat and sell it as Eau de Douche.

Edit: But I fancy his equally crass paid whores ladyfriends, so I'm not one to talk.

 

[Kevyt]

Instagram celebrities are a thing now? Woah.

 

[Risgroo]

I wonder how Sonic would have turned out if Sonic 06 didn't have bugs. That game is nearly unplayable purely because of load times and bugs. If you remove those it's semi-okay.

Only Sonic I've really tried is Generations, and that was super boring. Sanic should've stayed in the 90s tbh

Should I feel ashamed for wanting to climb him like a tree?

He's a level 100 Douche Lord.

Spoiler

And I'm jealous as fuck.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Hmm, douche lords are a huge turnoff for me.

But I'd still be open to a pickle tickle.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

you do know that a pile of [things] will do just as well?

[things] = books, upside-down chair, etc. literally anything that reaches a specific height

Well not like i'd actually spend however much they are asking for a friggen stool. but ill see if i can find something in my house

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

The newest dev at my job is super annoying. He's the kind of person that everyone else thinks is funny but he's not and when he gets miserable and indignant about stuff really quickly and uses really dumb phrases and oh god shut up you twat :C

Instagram celebrities are a thing now? Woah.

Oh...uh...hi. This is awkward.

...I'm sorry Hobo, I'm sorry!

 

[Windam]

Already better than Bilzerian16.com.

He threw Janice Griffith off the roof and tried to get her into a pool, right?

That's right. I only know of him for that. Touching a pornstar in a non porny way.

 

[Kevyt]

He's a level 100 Douche Lord.

Spoiler

And I'm jealous as fuck.

Why is a he a douche?

Oh...uh...hi. This is awkward.

...I'm sorry Hobo, I'm sorry!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

 

[Turin]

Work is sapping the energy out of to me to do anything. I really don't like Summer.

/bitching

#windam2016
#windamforpres

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh Jesus, I just read through blame space's phone thread

It legitimately broke me for a bit there

 

[Funky Papa]

Hannibal is coming back on June 4th.

Your loins better be ready.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The one week countdown commences.

I was breathing heavily yesterday when I realized how soon it was starting.

 

[Turin]

It's been too long. Hannibal's wit. Will's psychotic episodes. I missed you.

 

[Risgroo]

Why is a he a douche?

NSFW https://instagram.com/danbilzerian/
If that doesn't put you straight into DOUCHECON 1 something is wrong with you

Hannibal is coming back on June 4th.

Your loins better be ready.

The one week countdown commences.

I was breathing heavily yesterday when I realized how soon it was starting.

It's been too long. Hannibal's wit. Will's psychotic episodes. I missed you.

Remember to properly tag your spoilers, bebs. I probably won't be able to watch until it hits Netflix. #square

 

[You Know Nothing]

NSFW https://instagram.com/danbilzerian/
If that doesn't put you straight into DOUCHECON 1 something is wrong with you

Ew. Definitely a major douche nozzle.

I'd guess I'd still be down. As long as he doesn't talk.

 

[Risgroo]

Ew. Definitely a major douche nozzle.

I'd guess I'd still be down. As long as he doesn't talk.

FINE. I expect to see you in his entourage very soon. Just don't let the smell get to you.

 

[You Know Nothing]

FINE. I expect to see you in his entourage very soon. Just don't let the smell get to you.

I wouldn't recognize the smell because I'm used to smelling myself.

 

[Risgroo]

I wouldn't recognize the smell because I'm used to smelling myself.

 

[Turin]

Just looked up what Hatred is. Pathetic.

I guess something like that was going to get made sooner or later.

I wouldn't recognize the smell because I'm used to smelling myself.

Never change, Jake. <3

 

[You Know Nothing]

Never mind, just found out he supports the NRA. I mean all the guns in his photos should have clued me in.

Too TRASH to even hit and quit.

 

[Risgroo]

Never mind, just found out he supports the NRA. I mean all the guns in his photos should have clued me in.

Too TRASH to even hit and quit.

Wait, you actually have something resembling standards?

 

[Kevyt]

Wait, you actually have something resembling standards?

That gif is gold!

 

[Windam]

Wait, you actually have something resembling standards?

ayyy a canada goose. too bad its not a mackage tho

 

[Funky Papa]

It is true, I wasn't ready for the season finale of The Americans.

Spoiler

Phil starts opening himself to Liz. He's about to crack when she tells him to wait and turns up the volume to hear Reagan's speech. Meanwhile, Paige is confessing to the pastor, crying her eyes out. "They are the focus of evil in the modern world", Reagan declares, just as the camera itself focuses on Liz's hardened face, Phil almost sobbering in the background.

The undertones. So many of them. Goddamn.

Goddamn.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Wait, you actually have something resembling standards?

I will end you!

It is true, I wasn't ready for the season finale of The Americans.

Spoiler

Phil starts opening himself to Liz. He's about to crack when she tells him to wait and turns up the volume to hear Reagan's speech. Meanwhile, Paige is confessing to the pastor, crying her eyes out. "They are the focus of evil in the modern world", Reagan declares, just as the camera itself focuses on Liz's hardened face, Phil almost sobbering in the background.

The undertones. So many of them. Goddamn.

Goddamn.

Yaaaaaaaassssssss.

Greatest scene on the show ever. One of the greatest scenes on television ever. I'm still not over it. :negman

 

[Kevyt]

Yaaaaaaaassssssss.

Greatest scene on the show ever. One of the greatest scenes on television ever. I'm still not over it. :negman

You said the same for Hannibal and some other tv show.

 

[Funky Papa]

You said the same for Hannibal and some other tv show.

Hannibal? He didn't lie.

 

[You Know Nothing]

You said the same for Hannibal and some other tv show.

That's why I used "one of" and not "the greatest". I cover my bases with this shit.

Hannibal? He didn't lie.

Season two finale is still so surreal. Game of Thrones will never.

 

[Kevyt]

That's why I used "one of" and not "the greatest". I cover my bases with this shit.



Season two finale is still so surreal. Game of Thrones will never.

Funny because then all the TV shows you watch have some of the greatest moments in TV and stuff...

Seems to me like you're easily impressionable.

 

[Funky Papa]

Nah man, Hannibal and The Americans are incredible. I put them along Justified in the "quietly awesome" show category.

Few people watch them and there's not a lot of hype around them, but they fucking kill it.

 

[Clydefrog]

A new printer showed up at work. Whenever it prints, it smells like potato chips.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

A new printer showed up at work. Whenever it prints, it smells like potato chips.

I'd go mad.

 

[Funky Papa]

A new printer showed up at work. Whenever it prints, it smells like potato chips.

Switch cartridges. Maybe the colour one will smell of bacon :O