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[Kevyt]

Nah man, Hannibal and The Americans are incredible. I put them along Justified in the "quietly awesome" show category.

Few people watch them and there's not a lot of hype around them, but they fucking kill it.

You too papa!

A new printer showed up at work. Whenever it prints, it smells like potato chips.

Do they taste like potato chips?

 

[Risgroo]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

There was a chick a little while back who was real into me but the feelings weren't quite mutual. She was always prodding into my personal life, trying to learn about my hobbies and shit. When she found out I was a gamer, she suddenly pretended to know all about it. One day she saw me playing Bloodborne and said, "Oh wow, that's not like the games I normally play!" Yeah, okay. Like Candy Crush? Smh. A couple weeks later she comes over to my place and wants to surprise me. She asks me to boot up Bloodborne and tells me to pass her the controller. Confusingly, I gave her the gamepad and watched whatever "surprise" was in store. Next thing I know, she's at the entrance to the Father G fight and starts ringing the beckoning bell. At this point I'm already half out the door. So she proceeds to fight Gascoigne with her other 2 coop buddies and defeat him after about 5 minutes. She looks at me expectantly, awaiting a reply. The only words out of my mouth were: "Bitch, you had to summon for that shit?"

Haven't seen her since.

The replies are life

You sound like a real nice guy.

Wow you sound like a catch.

Either this is the biggest bullshit story in this thread or you couldn't beat Father G and got pissy when your girl showed she's a better player than you.

So, a girl learned how to play super hardcore and difficult game, specifically with the intention of impressing you and you scoffed at her because the way she did it wasn't hardcore enough?

I mean, we all have standards, but if a girl did that for me I would at least be impressed, even if I wasn't into her.

are you actually serious?

would totally marry her based off bloodborne alone.

This reeks of bullshit.

Sounds to me like she's the lucky one if she hasn't seen you since.

Re-read that to yourself. I hope you realize you're a bit of an asshole.

Brb gonna sell these guys some time share shit.

 

[AcridMeat]

Is that from the have you ever dropped someone thread? That's an incredible post hahaha.

 

[Risgroo]

Yup, some quality stuff in there :O

 

[You Know Nothing]

Anyone who actually fell for that post needs to take the L.

 

[zeemumu]

That's very clearly a lie. No one would ever let someone else willingly touch their bloodborne save without knowing what they were going to do beforehand. And Gascoigne is the 2nd boss. What bragging rights does the dude have two bosses in? Psh, tryina' talk shit about summons. Dude probably didn't even know about the music box. *pushes up glasses that I don't wear or own*

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

That Doctor Seuss thread

America, you really need to talk more about your racial history, christ

 

[Kevyt]

Anyone who actually fell for that post needs to take the L.

What does it mean to take the L?

 

[smokeandmirrors]

drinkin hard liquor for the first time in a while. its taking some time to get used to.

 

[Turin]

I might have liked him if he wasn't a human landfill.

 

[You Know Nothing]

(bug)

What does it mean to take the L?

Take the loss.

 

[Kevyt]

(bug)



Take the loss.

Oh I see.

I thought it was something else, lol.

 

[Risgroo]

(bug)



Take the loss.

Is that Oggy? What's happened to her face? She used to be kiiiinda hot, TRASH, but hot.
Right pic is a definite tenouttaten tho, would smash.

 

[You Know Nothing]

She had work done recently definitely. I guess she got sick of people saying she looks like a Wayans brother in White Chicks. The problem is she looks worse now.

#stopcyberbullying #promoteonlinekindness #nonegativityonthissitethanku

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Shan and lucian. For shame.

 

[Kevyt]

Protein World's CEO though...

 

[You Know Nothing]

3muscular5me #muscleshaming

Not to mention he just comes across as a massive douche nozzle on Twitter. No thank you.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh my god, Alison and Donnie making it rain and dancing in their underwear to trap music.

Episode made. I need to find gifs.

[edit]; Webm of said Alison and Donnie scene.

Slight Orphan Black S3E6 spoilers. Boo at it not having the audio.

[edit 2]: Oh my god it was a Riff Raff song. ... Let me get into the neon icon.

 

[Risgroo]

She had work done recently definitely. I guess she got sick of people saying she looks like a Wayans brother in White Chicks. The problem is she looks worse now.

#stopcyberbullying #promoteonlinekindness #nonegativityonthissitethanku

What's the point of going online if you can't bully people?

Oh my god, Alison and Donnie making it rain and dancing in their underwear to trap music.

Episode made. I need to find gifs.

[edit]; Webm of said Alison and Donnie scene.

Slight Orphan Black S3E6 spoilers. Boo at it not having the audio.

[edit 2]: Oh my god it was a Riff Raff song. ... Let me get into the neon icon.

These two are the fucking best. Cut all other characters pls.

 

[You Know Nothing]

These two are the fucking best. Cut all other characters pls.

Big Dick Paul and Sarah at the end tho. flkdjlfkjsdlfsdk

 

[Risgroo]

Big Dick Paul and Sarah at the end tho. flkdjlfkjsdlfsdk

:NEGMAN:
I seriously can't handle all these great shows, gotta step up my binging skills.

Edit: Speaking of great shows, Goosebumps is on Netflix ahahahhah. WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

 

[Kevyt]

Ugh... one of the most painful things in life is

Spoiler

peeing after cumming.

It's a burning killing sensation that hurts so bad.

I don't understand how people into water sports do it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I've never experienced a burning sensation when I take a piss after cumming.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Shan and lucian. For shame.

Don't knock it til you try it. Mostly tastes like caramel tbh.

 

[Turin]

I've never experienced a burning sensation when I take a piss after cumming.

Must be the liquor. You are one with it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Must be the liquor. You are one with it.

Well, I am mildly inebriated right now.

But I swear I have never experienced this sensation. Or rather all the times I've experienced it have been unrelated to how recently I came.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The only thing I really notice when pissing after cumming is that I tend to split stream. Which is The Worst™

 

[Kevyt]

I've never experienced a burning sensation when I take a piss after cumming.

I used to think it had something to do STD's, but

Spoiler

since I've never had sex

, I knew it had to be something else. I did some google search and found out that it is caused by the remains of semen stuck in the urethra. Hence the pain right within 30 minutes of ejaculation. Not everyone experiences this, but it hurts a lot.

 

[Turin]

Stubborn semen is no one's friend.

 

[Kevyt]

The only thing I really notice when pissing after cumming is that I tend to split stream. Which is The Worst™

Oh and it gets on you? I hate that. When pee is split and it splashes everywhere. ;_;

#menproblems

Stubborn semen is no one's friend.

Indeed my friend.

 

[You Know Nothing]

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

Me af.

 

[Style]

http://a.pomf.se/vmzjez.webm

 

[Turin]

5 days till Hannibal. *-*

Expect a significant change about the Red Dragon story.

We also saw this with Verger. I'm glad for it.

 

[Risgroo]

http://a.pomf.se/vmzjez.webm

OH MY GOD. Yessssss!

 

[Clydefrog]

okay im in that weird mumble again

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Don't knock it til you try it. Mostly tastes like caramel tbh.

I wish I could afford a trip to aus. Well, mostly to meet my bae JaseC.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I wish I could afford a trip to aus. Well, mostly to meet my bae JaseC.

If you can make it for november theres a few of us meeting up in melbourne

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Great. Now I'm going to have to do math.

The economist in me is saying if all things are are equal I probably can.

Not promising anything because I don't believe in promises.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I wish I could afford a trip to aus. Well, mostly to meet my bae JaseC.

Where does he live?

If you can make it for november theres a few of us meeting up in melbourne

Aww yeah party time! Might even bring Mr Star Wars if he's still here

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Jase lives in the fogetten realm close to mandurah.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Perth?

That's... very far away.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Yeah, it's no wonder collects steam games.

 

[Risgroo]

I wish I could afford a trip to aus. Well, mostly to meet my bae JaseC.

You could snuggle up under a blanket, watch a Srsly Ramadan movie and buy obscure games on Steam. The perfect date <3

 

[Transhuman]

I wish I could afford a trip to aus. Well, mostly to meet my bae JaseC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT6XCvDUUsU

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Not available in my country. How unpatriotic.

 

[Transhuman]

Not available in my country. How unpatriotic.

What about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCWB8PbYFhE

 

[Lucian Cat]

That's the exact opposite of where we'll be Australia wise lol

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

That's the exact opposite of where we'll be Australia wise lol

Exactly ;_;

 

[Kevyt]

Me af.

IKWYM.

 

[You Know Nothing]

IKWYM.

I know what you mean.

Ha. Didn't even have to look it up js.