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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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Troubled Bat
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I will forever find chest hair nasty as fuck. (*´>д<)
You Know Nothing
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Human Revolution is the best stealth game I've played in years. One of the most absorbing games I've played in a long while too. And I actually care about the story and what happens next.
I found this instead:
Hmmm. :3
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Pfft. Chest hair is glorious. Gives you something to grab hold of.
Troubled Bat
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Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
I'm not talking rip it out lol. I'll leave the rest to your young imagination
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
The only way the guy you're on top of has chest hair long enough to grab is if you're screwing a Wookiee.
Troubled Bat
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NinjaBoiX
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Weird night at Mint Lounge tonight. It was pretty quiet but there was a few really generous customers hanging at the bar buying drinks for all the staff. It was a pretty decent night all told, got a nice buzz on and good tips but it all went a bit wrong.
This new girl SJ went her ends and got way too pissed (she's only 19 and tiny) she was drinking any and everything this couple of seedy old men at the end of the bar would throw at her. She started getting a bit lairy making a show of herself.
Me: "I think you've had enough mate. It's all good having a few drinks with the punters but you don't want to get sacked on your first night. Just take it easy yeah?"
SJ: "I'm fine, honestly. I'm just lactose intolerant."
Me: "What? You've been drinking vodka cokes and shots of tequila all night."
SJ: "Yeah, but I had a bag of cheese and onion crisps before I came to work."
She then threw up all over the floor, got put in a taxi and sent home.
I don't think she'll be back.
This new girl SJ went her ends and got way too pissed (she's only 19 and tiny) she was drinking any and everything this couple of seedy old men at the end of the bar would throw at her. She started getting a bit lairy making a show of herself.
Me: "I think you've had enough mate. It's all good having a few drinks with the punters but you don't want to get sacked on your first night. Just take it easy yeah?"
SJ: "I'm fine, honestly. I'm just lactose intolerant."
Me: "What? You've been drinking vodka cokes and shots of tequila all night."
SJ: "Yeah, but I had a bag of cheese and onion crisps before I came to work."
She then threw up all over the floor, got put in a taxi and sent home.
I don't think she'll be back.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Such a younginI'm 23. ¯_(ツ_/¯
Troubled Bat
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Weird night at Mint Lounge tonight. It was pretty quiet but there was a few really generous customers hanging at the bar buying drinks for all the staff. It was a pretty decent night all told, got a nice buzz on and good tips but it all went a bit wrong.
This new girl SJ went her ends and got way too pissed (she's only 19 and tiny) she was drinking any and everything this couple of seedy old men at the end of the bar would throw at her. She started getting a bit lairy making a show of herself.
Me: "I think you've had enough mate. It's all good having a few drinks with the punters but you don't want to get sacked on your first night. Just take it easy yeah?"
SJ: "I'm fine, honestly. I'm just lactose intolerant."
Me: "What? You've been drinking vodka cokes and shots of tequila all night."
SJ: "Yeah, but I had a bag of cheese and onion crisps before I came to work."
She then threw up all over the floor, got put in a taxi and sent home.
I don't think she'll be back.
this is so english
was she hot?
You Know Nothing
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Weird night at Mint Lounge tonight. It was pretty quiet but there was a few really generous customers hanging at the bar buying drinks for all the staff. It was a pretty decent night all told, got a nice buzz on and good tips but it all went a bit wrong.
This new girl SJ went her ends and got way too pissed (she's only 19 and tiny) she was drinking any and everything this couple of seedy old men at the end of the bar would throw at her. She started getting a bit lairy making a show of herself.
Me: "I think you've had enough mate. It's all good having a few drinks with the punters but you don't want to get sacked on your first night. Just take it easy yeah?"
SJ: "I'm fine, honestly. I'm just lactose intolerant."
Me: "What? You've been drinking vodka cokes and shots of tequila all night."
SJ: "Yeah, but I had a bag of cheese and onion crisps before I came to work."
She then threw up all over the floor, got put in a taxi and sent home.
I don't think she'll be back.
A+ story. Would read and laugh out loud again.
I thought she was pretty straightforward with what that meant.
Troubled Bat
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Doesn't mean full details. I clearly know what it is.
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Transhuman
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Ayyyy look at this slow ass mug.
I'm not that far yet, but everything looks cool so far. Gonna try to get properly into it today.
All I know so far is that cyber renaissance fashion is baller, and the soundtrack is incredible.
Lucian Cat
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He clearly needs an adult.
Just like I did when buying games. Had Adam on the phone helping me out Lol. I now have ps4 games woohoo!
Troubled Bat
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I guess. :/
You Know Nothing
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I would eat cheese off Charlie's body.
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Transhuman
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NinjaBoiX
Member
No.
It's just lactose intolerance gives you wind if nothing else, and to think that cheese and onion crisps constitute dairy, Jesus.
Wot a berk.
RobotNinjaHornets
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You Know Nothing
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Nerdkiller
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I've got mine on PS4, but I'm currently going through The Old Blood at the moment for the platinum, so it could be a while until I play it again.
All hail the new kings of Futbol!
I hope Papa is not a Royals fan because they're a sad team
All that money spent and no results.
Meh Catalonia should just secede from Spain and become independent. Their Futbol is just superior to any other Spanish team out there. I can only imagine what a Catalonia national football team would be able to do in the World Cup.
I hope Papa is not a Royals fan because they're a sad team
All that money spent and no results.
Meh Catalonia should just secede from Spain and become independent. Their Futbol is just superior to any other Spanish team out there. I can only imagine what a Catalonia national football team would be able to do in the World Cup.
You Know Nothing
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Spain has the hottest team tho. It is known.
Spain has the hottest team tho. It is known.
Have you looked at the German team though?
You Know Nothing
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18, 13, and 12.
Eh at the rest. Spain still wins overall.
smokeandmirrors
Banned
Andrea Pirlo tho
also in line with Clyde's request
i cant
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I like women's football. I grew up in the Mia Hamm hype.
I Luke barca because of their talent but the diving omg.
I Luke barca because of their talent but the diving omg.
I'm playing on my crusty PC. Wanted to get it on PS4, but didn't because Logitech are dicking about with wheel support.
Mein Gott.also in line with Clyde's request
i cant
Guess I'm buying FIFA 16.
You Know Nothing
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kek
fucking LOL @ this commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjPmC2hf5zI
Jermaine Jones turning into Alex Morgan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjPmC2hf5zI
Jermaine Jones turning into Alex Morgan
You Know Nothing
Member
Yooooooooooooooo. Zella Day's album Kicker.
Get into Jerome.
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
OH WHY YOU TREAT ME SO COLD
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
THE ONLY LOVE I'VE EVER KNOWN
Get into Jerome.
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
OH WHY YOU TREAT ME SO COLD
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE
THE ONLY LOVE I'VE EVER KNOWN
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
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You Know Nothing
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The Meghan looks weird and I'm drunk.
Love yourself, Clyde.
Love yourself, Clyde.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
<3 love you Clydy
Short hair kills me. She could have Goonies' Sloth face and I'd still swoon.
Christ, it couldn't be more American than this :lol
Dutch ladies!
ladies? your team is full of children.
Lieke Martens goal was nice though...
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