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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

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Chuckie

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You're 8 years old?


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I just found out I want to impregnate Kate Upton.

I have known I wanted to impregnate her for a while now.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
For Android you're best off getting high-end or a Windows phone nothing. The "mid-tier" phones suck. Like, really suck.

Don't listen to this man.

Moto G is rock solid (the new one will be announced in just a few days), and there are some european brands like bq and Wiko pumping some badass phones. With that said, you should avoid any mid-ranger from any major manufacturer. LG and Samsung are a mess at that price point.
 

Kevyt

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I got an Asus Zenfone 2 which is really solid spec-wise:

Quad Core Intel Atom Processor (Intel inside!) @ 2.3 ghz, 4 gigs of Ram and 64gb storage.

It will be enough space and memory for porn videos, music, pictures and the usual stuff. It also has dual Sims and SD card extension.

Oh and it also comes with a quick charger that goes from 0-60% in 30 minutes or so. That offsets it's average battery performance.

For $300 I think it's a good deal. Also going with an off contract plan from Cricket.

I ain't paying $600-800 for a higher end phone, or going into a ridiculously overpriced contract with major carriers. Hellls naw...

The phone that I currently have I got it for $50 :p

I'm cheap.

Edit: damn Wiko phones look amazing.
 

Kevyt

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Also, I have a strong dislike for iOS/Apple devices.

My dad offered to buy me an unlocked iPhone 6 as an upgrade to my 50 buck potato phone (as a birthday gift) and I said to him "nope"

He's a huge apple fan and geek, and I just can't stand using an iPhone or Mac. The OS just feels wrong and limiting.

It's fandom seems like a cult to me. Not to mention the ridiculously overpriced products like Macs... ($1200 for a laptop with a dual core CPU and integrated graphics?) Wtf...

I don't know just ugh... I'll stick to Android and Windows.
 

Kevyt

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So... I was at home the whole day waiting for my phone to arrive (from Amazon) and finally at 7:16 pm the damn thing arrived.

I'm opening the package and find a small box and open the thing, and it's the wrong cellphone... >.>

Like seriously... I wasted a whole day waiting for this thing to arrive, and it's the wrong product.

This is the first time for Amazon... >.>

Luckily, a replacement will be sent, and will arrive tomorrow. Hopefully it's the right product.

I'll cut Amazon some slack because they are having their Amazon Prime sale and employees must be working overtime to compensate for this busy week. It was an honest error from their part.

I'm also glad about the one day shipment.

Amazon disappoints sometime, but their superb customer service makes up for it.
 
Tatiana Maslany has FINALLY been nominated for a fucking Emmy.

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Bye @ Downton Abbey somehow getting nominated for best drama yet again. Bye @ Game of Thrones getting nominated.

I saw an ad that she was performing at a state fair and I thought to myself "damn, she used to be A-list."

Yeah, she's a dictionary definition flash in the pan.

Thankfully.
 
Advertising motherfucking mafia yo

Come and join in, it's rad. Me and Hobo/Seath were in one of the last games
and I may have made him get voted out which I'm still super sorry about
. I dunno if he's going to join the next round, I do know he's planning on hosting a game, probably the round after, but either way we're recruiting more players. GET INVOLVED YO!
 

Kevyt

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So I received the wrong phone again from Amazon... xD

I'm emailing Jeff Bezos... O:

I've read that he actually reads customer emails.
 

Risgroo

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It's probably something best discussed in private since the posts have since been deleted.
Ah OK, it's not that important hahah.
#StopErnestCline2015

This shit isn't even "turn off your brain and it's fun." It's just downright painful to read.
Please tell me that Ready Player One is at least a tiny bit better than this shit. Last time I was in a book store some fedora guy convinced a girl to buy RPO, and I could have stopped her :((((
My Peter Parker/Uncle Ben moment tbh.
 
Please tell me that Ready Player One is at least a tiny bit better than this shit. Last time I was in a book store some fedora guy convinced a girl to buy RPO, and I could have stopped her :((((
My Peter Parker/Uncle Ben moment tbh.

My only exposure to RPO is excerpts and I found them largely awful.

But everyone who's read RPO and Armada do seem to generally agree that RPO is the better book. Of course this is akin to saying a turd smells better than a pile of manure.
 

zeemumu

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Damn to the depths that RE2 Reborn thread title. I mean the game looks great but I didn't realize he was talking,about the fan made game
 

Kevyt

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So my saga for the quest of getting delivered the correct phone I paid for continues. Tomorrow will be the third attempt for Amazon to send me the correct item.

Third time is the charm, hopefully.

Damn to the depths that RE2 Reborn thread title. I mean the game looks great but I didn't realize he was talking,about the fan made game

Still looks good.
 
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