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[Granadier]

What's the secret?

Looking UP to meet someone's eyes while standing is always odd

One of those torture racks for a bed as a child.

But yeah, I've run into people taller a couple of times and it's given me appreciation for everyone else that has to look up to talk to me.

Haha.

Flip-flops..

I'll cut you. It was a hot day.

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my feet burnt. footwear choice was wrong

 

[Jobbs]

Well the fuckin thing costs $300 so ain't NOBODY getting any ideas about staining it please

 

[Misha]

apparently half the people here are at least half a foot taller than me

Well the fuckin thing costs $300 so ain't NOBODY getting any ideas about staining it please

just don't use a blacklight

 

[Halcyon]

One of those torture racks for a bed as a child.

But yeah, I've run into people taller a couple of times and it's given me appreciation for everyone else that has to look up to talk to me.

I'd just stare at your nose and pretend you weren't slightly taller than me.

 

[Jobbs]

we all had to be a little taller to make up for RNH's lack of verticality

 

[marrec]

apparently half the people here are at least half a foot taller than me

*does some quick, rock solid math*

You're 3'11"?

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

My favorites (on girls) are hip and collar piercings/dermels. Those get my motor working real quick.

I hadn't even heard of these. Hip piercing looks fine on young women that are super fit— not sure it's as timeless as a belly button or nostril piercing though.

Hahahaha look at these untagged losers

:'(

 

[trab pu kcip]

Well the fuckin thing costs $300 so ain't NOBODY getting any ideas about staining it please

you need to get the plastic version. you can just wipe it all off. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Funky Papa]

apparently half the people here are at least half a foot taller than me



just don't use a blacklight

OH MAN.

Reminds me that some years ago, a certain company was giving away UV lamps at its CES booth. Of course, I promptly used mine as soon as I reached my hotel.

It is true what they say about Vegas.

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Sheets were absolutely clean, so there is that.

 

[Jobbs]

you need to get the plastic version. you can just wipe it all off. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

this isn't a fuck couch, it's a video game couch for my nieces! ugh this is so wrong!

 

[FloatOn]

Well the fuckin thing costs $300 so ain't NOBODY getting any ideas about staining it please

just have cool friends that give you italian leather furniture for free

 

[Granadier]

this isn't a fuck couch, it's a video game couch for my nieces! ugh this is so wrong!

why are you posting pictures of your nieces on a bean bag online?

 

[Misha]

*does some quick, rock solid math*

You're 3'11"?

close but I think you converted wrong. 311 cm

 

[marrec]

this isn't a fuck couch, it's a video game couch for my nieces! ugh this is so wrong!

Jobbs anything can be a fuck couch if you try hard enough.

 

[Misha]

why are you posting pictures of your nieces on a bean bag online?

@Jobbs could I meet your nieces?

OH MAN.

Reminds me that some years ago, a certain company was giving away UV lamps at its CES booth. Of course, I promptly used mine as soon as I reached my hotel.

It is true what they say about Vegas.

Spoiler

Sheets were absolutely clean, so there is that.

I've never tried that and would rather be ignorant. it'll wash off in the morning anyway

 

[Jobbs]

why are you posting pictures of your nieces on a bean bag online?

does anyone think I'm old enough to have adult nieces. oh please.

:: breaks hip ::
:: mutters something about the koreans ::
:: dies ::
:: dust ::

@Jobbs could I meet your nieces?

If you can behave yourself around 8 and 10 year olds, sure! And if you play garden warfare 2 on xbox one, you probably already have met one of them!

 

[marrec]

does anyone think I'm old enough to have adult nieces. oh please.

:: breaks hip ::
:: mutters something about the koreans ::
:: dies ::
:: dust ::

Real talk, I have a niece who's older than me.

 

[Halcyon]

This reminds me of AOL chat rooms

((((((((((Passes cake to all his friends with a scoop of love)))))))))))

 

[trab pu kcip]

this isn't a fuck couch, it's a video game couch for my nieces! ugh this is so wrong!

you didnt mention your nieces until now!


also now that I know this category exists I kinda want a fuck couch. it's a nice system.

 

[Granadier]

I'd just stare at your nose and pretend you weren't slightly taller than me.

I've legit had people do this to me before. It's awkward.

 

[Jobbs]

This reminds me of AOL chat rooms

((((((((((Passes cake to all his friends with a scoop of love)))))))))))

:: writes out emote ::

 

[Funky Papa]

@Jobbs could I meet your nieces?


I've never tried that and would rather be ignorant. it'll wash off in the morning anyway

Looking at the interwebs, it looks like human fluids don't degrade enough over time to become invisible just by washing and leave spots that last several months, so there's a chance my sheets were brand new. I lucked out.

Who knows about the ones I got during the rest of my stay...

 

[marrec]

:: writes out emote ::

*uses superior emote tag*

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

we all had to be a little taller to make up for RNH's lack of verticality

The fuck did I do?

 

[FloatOn]

does no one care for my new living room configuration

:: weeps bitterly at the lack of attention ::

 

[Jobbs]

Real talk, I have a niece who's older than me.

Is that poss...

Hmm..

I suppose it is. Must be weird.

also now that I know this category exists I kinda want a fuck couch. it's a nice system.

I invented it. I have one.

The fuck did I do?

Honestly I know you did something but I am forgetting what exactly. I also may have dreamt it.

 

[Granadier]

apparently Amazon has an entire section for sex furniture

 

[FloatOn]

apparently Amazon has an entire section for sex furniture

I never knew I needed such a thing

 

[Misha]

If you can behave yourself around 8 and 10 year olds, sure! And if you play garden warfare 2 on xbox one, you probably already have met one of them!

I'm actually really good with kids. I used to entertain my sister's friend's kids with CoD

Looking at the interwebs, it looks like human fluids don't degrade enough over time to become invisible just by washing and leave spots that last several months, so there's a chance my sheets were brand new. I lucked out.

Who knows about the ones I got during the rest of my stay...

I might be wrong but I think sheets are washed a lot more thoroughly. or at least my parents always told me to avoid the comforter and only touch the sheets if possible

 

[trab pu kcip]

Is that poss...

Hmm..

I suppose it is. Must be weird.



I invented it. I have one.

:O

 

[Halcyon]

I always wanted one of those wedges that Clooney carries around in that one movie where he shoots Brady Pitt in the face.

 

[marrec]

Is that poss...

Hmm..

I suppose it is. Must be weird.

It's odd being called uncle by someone who's 1 year older than you.

My dad was very busy until he died.

 

[Granadier]

Can we take a moment to talk about how bullshit these arbitrary password constraints are?

 

[Funky Papa]

I never knew I needed such a thing

The bad thing about sex furniture (other than the HILARIOUS pricing of it --those Tantra Chairs are highway robbery) is how damn evident it looks.

It's like taking your friends to the living room and screaming "yes, we fuck there" right in their faces.

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

When I say "regular job" I mean anything that requires me to robe every day

I have it really sweet right now compared to a lot of people. I have my own house I'm renting, I have some money, I get to sit around in my underwear and work on a video game. I get to hire people and tell them what to do.

and your passive income flow comes from... previous work?
To put it less passive-aggressive: how did you wind up in video games?

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Reminds me that some years ago, a certain company was giving away UV lamps at its CES booth. Of course, I promptly used mine as soon as I reached my hotel.

It is true what they say about Vegas.

Did you think you were the only person to have sex all over a hotel room? That's what the Gideons put the Bibles there for after all.

This reminds me of AOL chat rooms

@}-`-,-

also now that I know this category exists I kinda want a fuck couch. it's a nice system.

Hmm. I need some more curtains first.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

this isn't a fuck couch, it's a video game couch for my nieces! ugh this is so wrong!

Every couch is a fuck couch.

I wouldn't know.

 

[Vazra]

The bad thing about sex furniture (other than the HILARIOUS pricing of it --those Tantra Chairs are highway robbery) is how damn evident it looks.

It's like taking your friends to the living room and screaming "yes, we fuck there" right in their faces.

Sex Swings are cooler conversation material tbh.

 

[Jobbs]

and your passive income flow comes from... previous work?
To put it less passive-aggressive: how did you wind up in video games?

Publisher is bankrolling it. Made deal on strength of demo and successful kickstarter.

 

[trab pu kcip]

@}-`-,-



Hmm. I need some more curtains first.

why?

 

[marrec]

The bad thing about sex furniture (other than the HILARIOUS pricing of it --those Tantra Chairs are highway robbery) is how damn evident it looks.

It's like taking your friends to the living room and screaming "yes, we fuck there" right in their faces.

That's basically how I give a tour of my apartment after saying "let me show you around"

 

[Misha]

Can we take a moment to talk about how bullshit these arbitrary password constraints are?

its pretty straight forward. "make it somewhat long but not too long and use at least one of everthing"

 

[Jobbs]

why?

He doesn't want people to watch him fuck on his fuck couch. He's a novice.

its pretty straight forward. "make it somewhat long but not too long and use at least one of everthing"

The problem is I only use upper case or special characters if forced, and most services don't force that... So when I go sign into something I don't frequently sign into, if I can't figure out my password it's often because I don't remember that an uppercase is required. If they require an uppercase they should state it at the login page to remind you.

 

[Funky Papa]

Sex Swings are cooler conversation material tbh.

The pain of living at an apartment with nowhere to fix them.

 

[trab pu kcip]

He doesn't want people to watch him fuck on his fuck couch. He's a novice.

clearly.

 

[marrec]

He doesn't want people to watch him fuck on his fuck couch. He's a novice.

He should by fuck curtains.

 

[FloatOn]

 

[Misha]

forget the sex swing, get one of these:

 

[Granadier]

its pretty straight forward. "make it somewhat long but not too long and use at least one of everthing"

Correct, it is straight forward. But those restrictions don't inherently make a password more secure. They usually make it less secure since users have to think up some stupid password that contains all of those stipulations.
Whereas a randomly generated one from Keychain or 1password is secure for millions of years, but doesn't conform.

I just have it out for arbitrary stipulations on passwords.

 

[Vazra]

Why not be more revolutionary?

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