CrudeDiatribe
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When you own a house you really want to be certain of who sees any particular act since there's a barrier to leaving.
Maybe I had some but should have bought the plastic ones? Some things are difficult to clean.
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When you own a house you really want to be certain of who sees any particular act since there's a barrier to leaving.
Maybe I had some but should have bought the plastic ones? Some things are difficult to clean.
trab pu kcip
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I have to imagine some fancy furniture store having a whole fuck section now.
"excuse me, where do you keep the fuck drawers?" -"right over there, in the fuck section, Sir."
I should write movies and stuff.
"excuse me, where do you keep the fuck drawers?" -"right over there, in the fuck section, Sir."
I should write movies and stuff.
I have about 15 versions of 3 different passwords and I can vaguely guess every time. maybe i almost get locked out of my account, oh well. I'll be safe till the next time my cookies are reset
pfft like i would let third party software hold all my passwords
i'm just too lazy
trab pu kcip
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The Fuck Store - a gripping tale of love, loss and human misery.
Jacob Fuck and Marcus Store are two cops who play by their own rules.. They are FuckStore.
liliththepale
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Putting a limit on how long a password can be is either extremely naive or betrays a flaw in the hashing algorithm, which is almost as bad. Most passwords that I use are full sentences. I think my neogaf pass is 45 characters long!
Also Floatsie I'm totally rooting for you, but you have to believe in yourself and put yourself out there or you're never going to get anywhere. Guys who lack confidence are super unattractive.
Also Floatsie I'm totally rooting for you, but you have to believe in yourself and put yourself out there or you're never going to get anywhere. Guys who lack confidence are super unattractive.
somehow this is making me think Little Pet Shop of Horrors x Rocky Horror Picture Show x Clerks x The Room
I'm not sure how that would work
with every OTHER girl I'm extremely confident as I don't really care if I get shot down or not.
with her not so much as she is now a minor-celebrity around here with her band and her social circle is about x34343489008324 larger than mine. it's intimidating but I will get over it. plus actually caring about what she thinks gives me nerves.
CrudeDiatribe
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Jacob Fuck is only three weeks from retirement and eagerly looks forward to spending more time in his garden.
Someone should register floatsie.cx.
Halcyon
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I haven't been paying attention. Has this woman expressed any interest in you previously.
Why can't this really happen?
Take heart! Some day, it'll happen to all of us.
prior to me marrying my now ex-wife I would say that we used to put each other in the friendzone.
I was an idiot and compromised and basically tricked myself into marrying my ex. that eventually fell apart after seven years.
during that time we didn't comunicate as my wife was crazy jealous. it's only been the past couple of years that I have mended the friendship with the girl in question.
I see her periodically but as I've said we both have very busy schedules.
recently however she's been inviting me to events and such so I've been more vocal about making a move.
Halcyon
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Do you even know if she's currently single?
I'm pretty sure
however she is very social with lots of dudes so I don't know what's going on there.
Yay! Thanks, Uncle JB!
Halcyon
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So is your plan to go to one of her gigs, then when she's having some off-stage mingling time, say "hey I wanted to know if you want to exchange bodily fluids sometime"?
Because I love this plan.
Any time, froggy! But now someone needs to hug Jobbs. I would but I'm afraid of getting slobber all over me...
RobotNinjaHornets
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I need to not post in the Corbyn thread
I need to not post in the Corbyn thread
I need to not post in the Corbyn thread
*exhale*
I need to not post in the Corbyn thread
I need to not post in the Corbyn thread
*exhale*
Halcyon
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and yet you did.
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RobotNinjaHornets
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I'm weak
Basically.
The last time I saw her play she came up to me and was like "when I saw you in the crowd I started singing badly"
She later came up to me and offered me the rest of the beer she was drinking...
So idk maybe I have a shot
Halcyon
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Well she has a familiarity at least. I think my only advice for this would be if you do make any attempt at this, make it clear that it's not a friendly request. Say the words "date" when you ask her, because she might think you just want to be friends still.
Also if you can, bang her in the bathroom at the gig then take over as lead singer in the band because it would be the ultimate sign of chivalry.
Hal has a wife. You should trust him.
Could expand your horizons ya know.
In all seriousness, start with this.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Can someone find me someone who I can ask out with 100% certainty that they'd say yeah and be just generally rad?
Fine. What do I know
half expecting vazra to materialize
RobotNinjaHornets
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Addendum: Also female?
Don't lay all your cards on the table right away man. If she's into you, just the act of asking her out is enough. Save the romance for later.
Nerdkiller
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Ask her if you can interest her in a sex guitar you inherited from your cop uncle, Jacob Fuck, who was recently fucked dead by his nemesis just days before retirement.
Those are the words I want to hear when I teabag someone.
Those are the words I want to hear when I teabag someone.
CrudeDiatribe
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No. I waited way too long on asking people out because of this, and when I did it was awkward as fuck. But it worked out.
Alternately, find someone horny who doesn't give a fuck about societal expectations of women and jams her tongue down your throat at a bar.
Worked too. Hard to plan for though.
I am biased towards this belief but it may be a long time since he (/me) was single.
Besides
nah, can't do it.
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