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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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liliththepale
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She likes a lot of weird stuff
I'm going to be busy with this this weekend sry
Chip crumbs wouldn't stop me (and yes, I know I just did the thing...)
edit err that came out very strange sounding, I meant it wouldn't stop me from the OPPOSITE of sucking dick
I'm going to be busy with this this weekend sry
Chip crumbs wouldn't stop me (and yes, I know I just did the thing...)
edit err that came out very strange sounding, I meant it wouldn't stop me from the OPPOSITE of sucking dick
Can't be suckin dick with chip crumbs around. That just ain't sanitary.
I'm going to be busy with this this weekend sry
Man, I could show that game a pretty good time this weekend.
You Know Nothing
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This post has no lies.
She likes a lot of weird stuff
I'm going to be busy with this this weekend sry
Never been sucked while playing videogames? Amateur.
Likewise dude.
CrudeDiatribe
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I thought 'tyvm' was a new spelling of something, akin to 'womyn', but couldn't figure it out at first.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Stick wash ey?
I'm pretty sure I never have, come to think of it. I don't think I want to either. What's the point?
Turn the game off. The other thing's more important.
liliththepale
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How do you focus on both at the same time? Isn't it kind of a waste to be getting more stimulation than you can reasonably appreciate?
Too much of a good thing.
Then you won't play Zelda at all.
It's material for interesting conversations later on.
You Know Nothing
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HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
If I lived to be 200 this would still never have happened
Only weird thing I ever did was get blown at church
Okay, that's not the only weird thing, but it's one of the weirdest
PirateKing
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You never get tense when a challenge comes up while playing? It's pretty much the same.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
We back on sex talk?
Ok I'll be back later
Ok I'll be back later
You Know Nothing
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Bruh, don't forget jacking it in a cornfield.
Let's talk how Evanescene and Linkin Park are the best rock bands ever. *giggles*
If you live with a ton of people and are 13 and there's nowhere else to crank off it suddenly becomes much less weird. It's called surviving.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
How dare you
Freeza Under The Shower
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I think the oscars had a movie about that this year.
Professor Beef
Banned
I'm going to be busy with this this weekend sry
I'm sorry for your loss
of TIME, that is
PirateKing
Junior Member
I really like your user name
This reminds me of the opening scene to Californication.
liliththepale
Banned
Are we talking twenty-ish teen girls or five really fat guys?
Also, fun fact, a ton of money comes out to 907,185 dollar bills. The lowest a ton of money could ever be is $3626.83 if you use pennies.
PirateKing
Junior Member
I had a gay dream for the first time. It was pretty realistic damn.
Took me a minute to figure out what you were saying.
I lived with 3 other siblings, my grandparents, my mom, and most summers my cousins were over pretty much around the clock.
If you wanted to beat off at that point it was pretty hard to find some guaranteed private space. At the time I still thought what I was doing was a horrible shameful sin so it was even more important not to get caught.
man you just beat vazra to the draw that was amazing
Was I in it?
(Apologies to Vazra for encroaching on his territory but I couldn't resist.)
trab pu kcip
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blowing someone at a church at least sounds like it has some special satanic appeal..whereas the other stuff mentioned was just lazy+lame.
man...all I do during weekdays is work, now all I do at weekends is study for my upcoming exam. also I have to do secretary work inbetween all this. I just realized that I literally have no personal life right now. in doge-form: much stress. little love. wow. much self-pity.
man...all I do during weekdays is work, now all I do at weekends is study for my upcoming exam. also I have to do secretary work inbetween all this. I just realized that I literally have no personal life right now. in doge-form: much stress. little love. wow. much self-pity.
You Know Nothing
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I can't remember the last one I had. I rarely ever have them and when I do I get cockblocked or wake up before the really good part happens.
My brain hates me.
PirateKing
Junior Member
No one I knew. Never met anyone with the same looks either. It's like my brain created someone I'd actually hook up with hahaha he was pretty cute so.
I can't remember the last one I had. I rarely ever have them and when I do I get cockblocked or wake up before the really good part happens.
My brain hates me.
My dream was two part. First was that and second I was Big Boss sneaking around for the final mission or something. That felt strangely awesome. I remember most of the detail in both parts of my dream.
:: focuses mental power ::
:: psychically projects memories of love into your head ::
:: you now have love in your life ::
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
~*~Capitalism~*~
Man I'm trying to listen to this podcast and I can't concentrate on it at aaaall
(I CAN'T WAKE UP)
Professor Beef
Banned
SAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE
<3 <3
trab pu kcip
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d'aww. I think it worked, thanks! :"3
I wish. I don't even really make money right now. well just from the secretary work a bit.
<3
Freeza Under The Shower
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trab pu kcip
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nooo stop! don't ruin the positive energies :<
At least you're studying towards something. I just work work work. I need to motivate myself to go back to school. Or maybe I should quit, go back to school and do some sidework as a secretary
Does Bernie promise free grad school?
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Re: Trab: Work: College is the worst part of life in that regard. In undergrad I had zero free time and basically did nothing but work. Now I have a nice, well paying job and go to work, come home, and play video games/sleep. Most of my friends do the same and agree that school worked them harder.
trab pu kcip
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hm I guess that's true. although primarily I'm just studying towards ending my studies right now lol. I'm so fed up with it.
what do you wanna study? just do it!
you made it! can't wait for that stage in my life! although I would like to add "come home to my three cats and sexually insatiable manboydude, watch ALIEN and play video games.." but I like the rest!
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Oh no I was saying it as more of a capitalism is awful and treats people as tools for other people rather than as actual human beings with a need for free time kind of thing
But it's much easier and snappier to just do an ironic ~*~Capitalism~*~ shitpost than it is to say that so I just went for the shitpost option
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