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[Ceallach]

I go crazy when I don't get laid regularly.

OF COURSE this makes top of the page ;;

 

[Granadier]

I go crazy when I don't get laid regularly.

OF COURSE this makes top of the page ;;

Pretty sure this is normal human behavior.

Also, ey baby

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Pretty sure this is normal human behavior.

Also, ey baby

I don't think I've gone crazy

I may not be a normal human though

 

[trab pu kcip]

I go crazy when I don't get laid regularly.

OF COURSE this makes top of the page ;;

does anyone else get these annoying thoughts? oh look..a nightstand *thinks about sex*....what a nice calendar *thinks about sex*...haha that was funny! *thinks about sex* etc...

also I discovered that theres a really cute guy at my office which doesn't make it better.

 

[FloatOn]

does anyone else get these annoying thoughts? oh look..a nightstand *thinks about sex*....what a nice calender *thinks about sex*...haha that was funny! *thinks about sex* etc...

also I discovered that theres a really cute guy at my office which doesn't make it better.

this is why having a fwb situation is pretty great

 

[Granadier]

I'm always entertained by the misconception or stigma that woman don't think about sex at all.

Most of the women I've met are hornier than I am.

 

[Silphonica]

I don't know what it's like for women but if I abstain from everything, I wake up humping my pillow every morning.

 

[Jobbs]

does anyone else get these annoying thoughts? oh look..a nightstand *thinks about sex*....what a nice calender *thinks about sex*...haha that was funny! *thinks about sex* etc...

also I discovered that theres a really cute guy at my office which doesn't make it better.

I'd say that's pretty normal. Humans are pretty simple underneath it all

 

[Ceallach]

does anyone else get these annoying thoughts? oh look..a nightstand *thinks about sex*....what a nice calender *thinks about sex*...haha that was funny! *thinks about sex* etc...

also I discovered that theres a really cute guy at my office which doesn't make it better.

Routinely. Like the stupidest things will just put my mind on a tangent

 

[trab pu kcip]

this is why having a fwb situation is pretty great

this never made sense to me. if they're my friend AND I'm physically attracted to them I'd wanna be more than friends. if they're just my friend and there's no chemistry going on I wouldn't wanna have sex.

I'm always entertained by the misconception or stigma that woman don't think about sex at all.

Most of the women I've met are hornier than I am.

yeah tbh I never had a manboydude who was as horny as me..I think it's just a stereotype

 

[AcridMeat]

does anyone else get these annoying thoughts? oh look..a nightstand *thinks about sex*....what a nice calender *thinks about sex*...haha that was funny! *thinks about sex* etc...

That's super normal.

And jokes are super sexy.

 

[Granadier]

Routinely. Like the stupidest things will just put my mind on a tangent

That's a nice bedpost. I could fuck that.
Look at that doorknob. I could fuck that.
Vegetable section at the store. I could fuck those.
Reading the Hobbit. I could fuck a hobbit.
Drinking coffee. I'd fuck a columbian coffee worker.
Riding a bike. I could fuck this seat.
Writing notes in class. I'd fuck this pen.
Browsing the internet. Oh look, porn.

this is why having a fwb situation is pretty great

this never made sense to me. if they're my friend AND I'm physically attracted to them I'd wanna be more than friends. if they're just my friend and there's no chemistry going on I wouldn't wanna have sex.

Pretty much. FWB seems to end in someone getting feelings and it spiraling into a relationship or someone getting hurt.

 

[Misha]

I don't think I've gone crazy

I may not be a normal human though

you and me both

 

[trab pu kcip]

That's super normal.

And jokes are super sexy.

that's true! and I guess calendars can be too. you're still getting the sexy firemen one ever year, right?

That's a nice bedpost. I could fuck that.
Look at that doorknob. I could fuck that.
Vegetable section at the store. I could fuck those.
Reading the Hobbit. I could fuck a hobbit.
Drinking coffee. I'd fuck a columbian coffee worker.
Riding a bike. I could fuck this seat.
Writing notes in class. I'd fuck this pen.
Browsing the internet. Oh look, porn.

haha. this description is more accurate than mine, thank you.

 

[FloatOn]

this never made sense to me. if they're my friend AND I'm physically attracted to them I'd wanna be more than friends. if they're just my friend and there's no chemistry going on I wouldn't wanna have sex.

There came a point in my life where I learned how to detach emotionally from the people I want to have sex with. I think this happened when I was first divorced.

Obviously sex is better with people you have actual feelings for but I don't think there is a problem with it being a purely physical thing.

 

[DrM]

It has been a while since last "action pack"... almost 90 days to be exact :\

brb calling nearest monastery

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

 

[Jobbs]

this never made sense to me. if they're my friend AND I'm physically attracted to them I'd wanna be more than friends. if they're just my friend and there's no chemistry going on I wouldn't wanna have sex.

I can't do it either. I'm too jealous. I don't think I'd ever be able to do FWB.

That said, you never know, maybe the right friend has yet to come along.

 

[trab pu kcip]

There came a point in my life where I learned how to detach emotionally from the people I want to have sex with. I think this happened when I was first divorced.

Obviously sex is better with people you have actual feelings for but I don't think there is a problem with it being a purely physical thing.

I wish I could do that. I should start an affair.

 

[Ceallach]

Fwb works out for me. It allows a little bit better and wilder sex than I have in relationships too since I am completely care free and don't have to worry about any feelings.

It's purely physical fucking so it is different for sure though.

 

[Jobbs]

Fwb works out for me. It allows a little bit better and wilder sex than I have in relationships too since I am completely care free and don't have to worry about any feelings.

It's purely physical fucking so it is different for sure though.

what would you do to a FWB that you wouldn't do to a SO?

 

[FloatOn]

The thing with friends with benefits is that you have to be super up front about it. If it works out with the girl I actually like I'm obviously going to cut this situation off. I'm pretty sure there will be no hurt feelings.

Spoiler

hopefully]

 

[Granadier]

Fwb works out for me. It allows a little bit better and wilder sex than I have in relationships too since I am completely care free and don't have to worry about any feelings.

It's purely physical fucking so it is different for sure though.

 

[Ceallach]

what would you do to a FWB that you wouldn't do to a SO?

Hard to explain, but like I have no real need to make sure they are happy or have to worry about fallout from things going awry so I'm more bold in asking for what I want and saying no when I don't feel like doing something. Like I have pretty just said "No foreplay, just come here and get in x position". It's more like masturbation in terms of I have the direct goal of getting off hard and fast. Not making anyone feel good or sexy.

 

[FloatOn]

Hard to explain, but like I have no real need to make sure they are happy or have to worry about fallout from things going awry so I'm more bold in asking for what I want and saying no when I don't feel like doing something. Like I have pretty just said "No foreplay, just come here and get in x position". It's more like masturbation in terms of I have the direct goal of getting off hard and fast. Not making anyone feel good or sexy.

Damn girl,

I need to get on your level

 

[Granadier]

I guess I'm a little bit different in that I usually get off by getting my partner off. So the whole idea of just using them as something to fuck doesn't really work for me.

 

[Symphonia]

Record it!

As you asked so nicely.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HEpgrJsS1p

 

[liliththepale]

Hard to explain, but like I have no real need to make sure they are happy or have to worry about fallout from things going awry so I'm more bold in asking for what I want and saying no when I don't feel like doing something. Like I have pretty just said "No foreplay, just come here and get in x position". It's more like masturbation in terms of I have the direct goal of getting off hard and fast. Not making anyone feel good or sexy.

See, I'd kind of just rather masturbate.

I have to be careful with the FWB thing because people have a habit of becoming a lot more attached to me than I am to them or people misinterpreting my politeness and friendliness as flirting with them.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I guess I'm a little bit different in that I usually get off by getting my partner off. So the whole idea of just using them as something to fuck doesn't really work for me.

yeah I know exactly that you mean. I admire people who can just get out there and do it like Ceallach tho. it sounds so much less complicated.

 

[Granadier]

See, I'd kind of just rather masturbate.

I have to be careful with the FWB thing because people have a habit of becoming a lot more attached to me than I am to them or people misinterpreting my politeness and friendliness as flirting with them.

Yep, I feel the same. It's quicker and does the job without dealing with the potential for complications.

 

[Jobbs]

let's all do that!

 

[Ceallach]

See, I'd kind of just rather masturbate.

I have to be careful with the FWB thing because people have a habit of becoming a lot more attached to me than I am to them or people misinterpreting my politeness and friendliness as flirting with them.

Major possibility and worry. It took me a long time to be willing to plunge into this with the guys I have. Things had to be made really really clear with no possibility of misinterpretation

 

[Misha]

See, I'd kind of just rather masturbate.

I have to be careful with the FWB thing because people have a habit of becoming a lot more attached to me than I am to them or people misinterpreting my politeness and friendliness as flirting with them.

that's pretty much why i'm not trying hard ot make it happen. masturbation takes care of what I might need and I've had enough trouble with people being way more into me and expecting something from me, without throwing sex into the mix.

 

[DrM]

Off to pub, thirst is great.

 

[Granadier]

Off to pub, thirst is great.

Godspeed.

 

[DrM]

Godspeed.

Thank you good sir

 

[Ceallach]

Well, as much as I like masturbating, I'm more of a vaginal orgasm than a clitoral, so partners help a lot in that sense.

But I'm also a single mom, so taking any kind of sex advice from me is a poor idea.

 

[Granadier]

Well, as much as I like masturbating, I'm more of a vaginal orgasm than a clitoral, so partners help a lot in that sense.

But I'm also a single mom, so taking any kind of sex advice from me is a poor idea.

Not to dive too deeply(heh) into sex preferences, but wouldn't a dildo or other device provide this?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Well, as much as I like masturbating, I'm more of a vaginal orgasm than a clitoral, so partners help a lot in that sense.

But I'm also a single mom, so taking any kind of sex advice from me is a poor idea.

why?

 

[Jobbs]

Well, as much as I like masturbating, I'm more of a vaginal orgasm than a clitoral, so partners help a lot in that sense.

But I'm also a single mom, so taking any kind of sex advice from me is a poor idea.

I'm mainly a penis orgasm guy

and why? if you have a kid you CLEARLY know how to fuck..

 

[Granadier]

I'm mainly a penis orgasm guy

One of those weirdos.

 

[Jobbs]

One of those weirdos.

my simplicity and singular focus has allowed me to hone my craft. I go for extreme distance.

:: tries to put in lenny face, doesn't know how ::

 

[Symphonia]

Shit's getting sexual in here.

 

[Granadier]

Shit's getting sexual in here.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

As you asked so nicely.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HEpgrJsS1p

Woo!

Have a meandering, quiet vocal response

 

[Symphonia]

But I'm also a single mom, so taking any kind of sex advice from me is a poor idea.

The last woman I slept with was a single mother and she had the sex drive of a nympho. I could barely keep up with her. It was, I'd say, some of the best sex I'd had. It was also the last sex I had, and this was back in July/August time. So, yeah, there's that. The only action I've been getting is with my right hand.

 

[Jobbs]

At some point I crossed over the hump where a chick having a kid would be a major obstacle for me. I don't think it would change anything. Either I like her or I don't.

If I'm crazy about a girl, her having a kid isn't going to stop me from feeling that way.

 

[Symphonia]

If I'm crazy about a girl, her having a kid isn't going to stop me from feeling that way.

Before having my own kid, I used to be the same way. Then I realised how shit I'd feel if someone rejected me based solely on the fact that I was a dad. Having a child doesn't lower your value as a human, and it certainly doesn't decrease your sex appeal. Looking through OKCupid now, and there are a fair few fine looking mothers out there.

 

[Granadier]

I am still on the side where it'd be a deal breaker for me. I'm not so great with kids, so I wouldn't want to get into a situation where a kid would look at me in as any sort of authority figure.
edit: not to say that someone with a child would be any less attractive to me or that they are any less human. Just that I wouldn't feel comfortable getting involved when I know that the kid would be a point of contention. That person would deserve someone else that would be more comfortable with that situation. I'm still trying to figure my own life out.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I can't think of many worse ideas than having my first girlfriend also be a parent

I don't even know how I'd handle just going out with someone, don't throw a child into the mix too!