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Don't stop Jobbs, Oh god yes, don't stop.
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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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Don't stop Jobbs, Oh god yes, don't stop.
Professor Beef
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^ Now we're back to my generation's FakeGAF
I said sex ed, not Dating-Age
This is me when using a condom. #protection
CrudeDiatribe
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She was very, very conservative and an evangelical Christian. Later learned that this was mostly self-inflicted, her family, while church going were fairly progressive.
Anyway, yeah. Anatomy, sexuality, the works. Funniest part was once she learned about masturbation she asked everyone who walked into the lounge if they masturbated, which was met with aghast incredulity on the part of the person asked and great merriment to the rest of us.
I guess I sorta was completely unaware of those things for the longest time but it was pretty much impossible to avoid any mention. she must have really isolated herself
HP_Wuvcraft
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CrudeDiatribe
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The '70s wants their lube back.
Yeah. About many things: "what's the
holocaust
was she homeschooled? that would explain everything
CrudeDiatribe
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No, amazingly.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Y'all need jesus
WhereAreMahDragonz
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dhgfudsghidsjfdsifjhds mess
that's impressive
WhereAreMahDragonz
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so what have you losers been up to, it's been a while
Professor Beef
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It hasn't been the same without you tbh
Also I'm torturing myself by trying to complete a bad game for my NYR
CrudeDiatribe
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Not having sex, clearly.
I've never had the sex talk.
I'm here if you have any questions
I mainly just told him that he should wack off in the shower .. That was the main practical part of it
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Transhuman
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Best dating advice:
Cal: Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke.
RobotNinjaHornets
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WHAAAA
Hey how's it going?
Also how the fuck is the sex talk still going it's been like 4 hours christ
does that cypher peon guy purposely have the exact opposite opinions as the majority on everything? its just so strange how cheerfully he says things that no one else agrees with
hmmm in the shower. noted
hmmm in the shower. noted
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Transhuman
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You've obviously never known the thrill of 4 straight hours of sex, talk
Professor Beef
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I thought most guys aren't supposed to be able to last that long?
I had a friend in grade 11 who watched porn but didn't jerk off. He didn't know it was a thing you did. His life changed after I told him.
The weirdest thing was he watched more porn than most of us, knew which pornstars were "in", knew all the websites. I remember a bunch of us were blown away when he told us he stayed up all night until 6 AM watching porn. For like hours straight.
I finally put it all together once I made the jerking motion a couple weeks latter regarding something and he was like "Ew, who even does that"
The weirdest thing was he watched more porn than most of us, knew which pornstars were "in", knew all the websites. I remember a bunch of us were blown away when he told us he stayed up all night until 6 AM watching porn. For like hours straight.
I finally put it all together once I made the jerking motion a couple weeks latter regarding something and he was like "Ew, who even does that"
HP_Wuvcraft
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Not that I would try, but I keep hearing conflicting talks about how long you can actually go.
It depends on the rhythm, speed and how they change positions and the things they do to make it last.
There are also those that finish but stay hard and can go for the second or third rounds (or more)
RobotNinjaHornets
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hahaha
that wasn't an actual question. I know that it varies a lot
though tbf I don't know whats actually typical
You Know Nothing
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Clickhole is a gift.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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While I don't think it's going to happen, I had to chuck some cash at Diaz (7:1 submission finish) and since it's my first time betting with this mob they matched my first bet, which I put on McGregor. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!
Pints and fights on a Sunday morning with a public holiday tomorrow (and should be arranging dinner at my house with the date next week), going to be a good day!😅
Pints and fights on a Sunday morning with a public holiday tomorrow (and should be arranging dinner at my house with the date next week), going to be a good day!😅
I literally have no idea what this means.
fengshuifever
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I feel weird talking sex stuff with people on a forum. In regular conversation I got no problem, its usually a vat of great stories.
Reading the conversation here is fascinating though
Reading the conversation here is fascinating though
It won't happen in this fight but I'll patiently wait for McGregor to get Holm'd.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Oh cool, that sounds pretty rad
Probably should've seen this jokes coming really
I dont' think I've ever talked about sex with someone irl (I mean directly with me actually contributing something)
fengshuifever
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That's usually what they say at the end
I was raised in a pretty Christian conservative household so sex usually was one of those topic that was never brought up.
It took a while for me to realise that it's something everyone experiences (with or without) and I shouldn't feel bad for talking about it.
I still feel uncomfortable talking about certain things though
RobotNinjaHornets
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Don't twist my words!
Though I definitely saw those jokes coming
Also I have just realised I said "this jokes" but shut up it's 2AM >_>
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