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[A Fish Aficionado]

turning 28 later this month

I don't care

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Ugh, I'm turning 27 in July.

30 is coming.

I'm gonna be in a desert on my 25th

I won't even be able to drink

 

[Vazra]

Turning 30 is like the year 2000 doomsday prediction.. You're a little nervous but then the clock could over and you're still the same person. Before long you don't give a shit anymore. So dont worry too much.

Approaching 40 may be scarier thought so ask me about that once that time comes

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

33 here.

 

[Granadier]

Dave
"We now go live with Lucy in the field where she is about to interview the world renowned forum poster known simply as 'Jobbs'. He frequents the niche, barely relevant, video game forum known as NeoGAF. Lucy."

Lucy
"Thanks Dave. We are here in mediocre Ohio sitting down with the man, the myth, the legend....Jobbs. How are you doing today?"

Jobbs
"I'm doing fine. A little bit tired since it's what, 9:30pm already? Hmm. How are you Lucy?"

Lucy
"Doing well, thank you for asking. And yes, I know it's getting late so I won't keep you. Thank you again for this time out of your busy schedule. I just have a few quick questions."

Jobbs
"Sure thing. Shoot."

Lucy
"Alright. So first things first. Now this is probably the most requested question sent in by your readers. 'What is the real reason why you post so much in FakeGAF?'"

Jobbs looks to the side briefly...as if he's contemplating how best to answer this question.
Jobbs
"Because it's my...job."

Lucy
"....umm...okay...back to you Dave"

 

[Jobbs]

I've been filled with glass, sliced up, stitched together.. A lubed up finger do t scare me tbh. Guys are just being babies

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Man there's been an F-35 zooming around base all fucking day. This shit is too loud. I s2g if it wakes me up tomorrow...

 

[Vazra]

I've been filled with glass, sliced up, stitched together.. A lubed up finger do t scare me tbh. Guys are just being babies

What about a whole fist?

 

[Jobbs]

Dave
"We now go live with Lucy in the field where she is about to interview the world renowned forum poster known simply as 'Jobbs'. He frequents the niche, barely relevant, video game forum known as NeoGAF. Lucy."

Lucy
"Thanks Dave. We are here in mediocre Ohio sitting down with the man, the myth, the legend....Jobbs. How are you doing today?"

Jobbs
"I'm doing fine. A little bit tired since it's what, 9:30pm already? Hmm. How are you Lucy?"

Lucy
"Doing well, thank you for asking. And yes, I know it's getting late so I won't keep you. Thank you again for this time out of your busy schedule. I just have a few quick questions."

Jobbs
"Sure thing. Shoot."

Lucy
"Alright. So first things first. Now this is probably the most requested question sent in by your readers. 'What is the real reason why you post so much in FakeGAF?'"

Jobbs looks to the side briefly...as if he's contemplating how best to answer this question.
Jobbs
"Because it's my...job."

Lucy
"....umm...okay...back to you Dave"

The reason is bc I spend a lot of time alone in my house tasked with finishing a game, the thread has been a place to indulge my need to do many things at once rather than focus efficiently

What about a whole fist?

Surely such a thing is impossible

 

[Granadier]

The reason is bc I spend a lot of time alone in my house tasked with finishing a game, the thread has been a place to indulge my need to do many things at once rather than focus efficiently=

Don't lie

Spoiler

I know, and you've explained it before. It's just better to play off the the pun of your name

 

[AcridMeat]

I feel weird talking sex stuff with people on a forum. In regular conversation I got no problem, its usually a vat of great stories.

Reading the conversation here is fascinating though

It's 2016 boo you don't have to be scared anymore.

 

[Jobbs]

Don't lie

Spoiler

I know, and you've explained it before. It's just better to play off the the pun of your name

I don't have much of a life it's true after the game is done I'll see if I'm able to make it rain puss.. One last time.

 

[Vazra]

Surely such a thing is impossible

It's called fisting.

 

[Granadier]

I don't have much of a life it's true after the game is done I'll see if I'm able to make it rain puss.. One last time.

Easy with all the money Ghost Song's going to rake in.

 

[Jobbs]

Easy with all the money Ghost Song's going to rake in.

I'm kidding anyway, I really just want one of them to make rain .

Ew

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Oh shit Peter's here

 

[Misha]

I decided to get Stardew Valley and I really like it so far. more than any Harvest Moon I've played. The one thing that seems weak atm is the conversations and stuff. I just don't really have any interest in bothering with the NPCs

 

[Granadier]

What should I name my Stardew farmer?
What name would my avatar have?

I decided to get Stardew Valley and I really like it so far. more than any Harvest Moon I've played. The one thing that seems weak atm is the conversations and stuff. I just don't really have any interest in bothering with the NPCs

Yeah, I'm hoping the conversation aspect improves as the game goes on.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What should I name my Stardew farmer?

Bootyodor

 

[Jobbs]

I got stardew the other night and fell asleep shortly after starting. Thats nothing against the game, I just suddenly go to sleep a lot lately

 

[fengshuifever]

It's 2016 boo you don't have to be scared anymore.

Haha

Fingers in the booty ass bitch sounds like a great tag, btw

 

[Granadier]

 

[Vazra]

Get into Momodora: Reverie Under The Moonlight
I mean there is even estus like items

 

[FloatOn]

Turning 33 this month but

After being married seven years and divorced plus kidney failure I feel old af in some ways

Also that momo game looks dope

 

[Turin]

Will be 26 in October.

Hopefully I'll have a sense of direction before I'm fucking 30.

...



:C

Also because I saw it just underneath:

Only reinforces the fact that I have shit memory.

My apologies.

 

[Granadier]

Haters gonna hate.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=760874&highlight=

I love how there were like a thousand posts in the first 24 hours.

Nah, pre-that, the first RPJ. Way back in 2012? 2011?

2012.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Yay dragonz is back

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

omg hi

 

[Transhuman]

Hey dragons in the next episode is Clarke's mom going to bang Kane or is Clarke going to bang Raven or is Jaha going to bang the A.I?

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Will be 26 in October.

31st?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Hey dragons in the next episode is Clarke's mom going to bang Kane or is Clarke going to bang Raven or is Jaha going to bang the A.I?

If Clarke bangs anyone after last episode I s2g

We know at least two of those above people make out at some point, not sure if any banging happens.

Raven is a beautiful butterfly and needs to be protected at all costs.

 

[Turin]

31st?

28th

 

[You Know Nothing]

If Clarke bangs anyone after last episode I s2g

Let me pray for Bellarke. (makeup)

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Let me pray for Bellarke. (makeup)

 

[Granadier]

Jesus Oprah, calm down.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Acrid, are you okay?

It's been raining all day but tonight it just got shit-crazy.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

I'm drunk. Bowling. And I'm happy. I have a job. Money won't be as big an issue as it once was when I was unemployed

 

[jb1234]

I'm such a shitty gamer. Good lord in heaven.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

And you say I'm such a cliche,
I can't see the difference in it either way.
And we left things to protect my mental health
But you call me when you're bored and you're playing with yourself

You're so conceited
I said "I love you"
What does it matter if I lie to you?
I don't regret it but I'm glad that we're through
So don't you tell me that you 'just don't get it'
Cause I know you do.

 

[Granadier]

I'm drunk. Bowling. And I'm happy. I have a job. Money won't be as big an issue as it once was when I was unemployed

Congrats on getting the job!!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I don't want your body
But I hate to think about you with somebody else
Our love has gone cold
You're intertwining your soul with somebody else

I'm looking through you while you're looking through your phone
And then leaving with somebody else
Oh, I don't want your body
But I'm picturing your body with somebody else

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I don't want your body
But I hate to think about you with somebody else
Our love has gone cold
You're intertwining your soul with somebody else

I'm looking through you while you're looking through your phone
And then leaving with somebody else
Oh, I don't want your body
But I'm picturing your body with somebody else

this isn't bad.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

this isn't bad.

The whole album is a slay, would definitely recommend

 

[Josh with a J]

Maybe it's the alcohol but omggggggg the Corvette Zora O_O I will buy youuuuuu

 

[Turin]

Looks like you won some money, FUME.

 

[FUME5]

I'd like to thank Tate n Nate.

Paid for my brews and a new pair of shoes.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

we've gotten through four pages of this thread since I've been back

my impact

 

[liliththepale]

Get into Momodora: Reverie Under The Moonlight
I mean there is even estus like items

This would explain so much. My breasts have been super sore all day. I just need to find the little gremlin attacking me and put an end to that.

 

[Vazra]

we've gotten through four pages of this thread since I've been back

my impact

Cheers to that.

Spoiler

I almost post the wrong gif that would send me to permabanned land whew