• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

Status
Not open for further replies.
T

Transhuman

Unconfirmed Member
Granadier said:
What was her reaction?
Click to expand...

She said he left his pants behind and she wanted to give them back and she tried to do it through a mutual friend but it fell through and that there's no way she'd drop them off at his house because it's more than he deserves and I asked her if the pants would fit me and the whole time I felt really awkward and wrong because I had stomach butterflies if I told my doctor that talking to this girl made me nervous do you think I could get prescribed beta blockers?
 
V

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
NinjaBoiX said:
Em is back?

Queen, back to slay with her impact.

Take out the trash sis.

#getintoit
Click to expand...

BXw77mw.gif


Transhuman said:
She said he left his pants behind and she wanted to give them back and she tried to do it through a mutual friend but it fell through and that there's no way she'd drop them off at his house because it's more than he deserves and I asked her if the pants would fit me and the whole time I felt really awkward and wrong because I had stomach butterflies if I told my doctor that talking to this girl made me nervous do you think I could get prescribed beta blockers?
Click to expand...

Maybe the goat is affecting you now.
 
T

Transhuman

Unconfirmed Member
I'm not sure but if I put them on it will either solidify our bond or I will remind her of her ex and I will take that chance. Plus free pants.
 
J

Jobbs

Banned
Transhuman said:
I'm not sure but if I put them on it will either solidify our bond or I will remind her of her ex and I will take that chance. Plus free pants.
Click to expand...

Constant ex reminder. Don't wear them around her.

..But you love the pants. Love. Would be a good sitcom episode
 
F

fengshuifever

Member
Transhuman said:
So I was talking to the girl I like and I told her that her ex who I was speaking to the other day described her as a succubus and she said what's a succubus and I said "it's a ghost or demon that rapes you to death" and then I realised that no matter how innocent the context you probably shouldn't use the words "rapes you to death" in a conversation with a girl when you're trying to get them to like you, but seriously who doesn't know what a succubus is.
Click to expand...

Hahahaha hooooo boy
 
J

Jobbs

Banned
I left a box on the floor in the upstairs hallway. This morning I find that Jack has moved in. He even put his little toys and trinkets in it (he's a packrat, he manages various objects.. Seriously)

f7vPZgP.jpg


Misha said:
I think I got tinnitus from my dad's truck. It's just obnoxious
Click to expand...

omg did you die?
 
J

Jobbs

Banned
Oldism is the last acceptable prejudice.

I assure you, as long as that tetanus doesn't get you, you'll also turn 30 eventually

Incidentally, and I forget if I mentioned this or not (another old age thing) my friend who composed some of the Ghost Song music did session work playing drums for several Steven Universe songs. Such as this one

Whoever mixed it did a shit job
 
M

Misha

Banned
Jobbs said:
Oldism is the last acceptable prejudice.

I assure you, as long as that tetanus doesn't get you, you'll also turn 30 eventually
Click to expand...
Old people have the power. It's always acceptable towards people in power


And nice to the Steven universe thing. I'm really like the music for that show. Rebecca Sugar and aivi and surasshu make some pretty nice stuff.
 
D

DrM

Redmond's Baby
Managed to get some Ghost ship bottles last week in the store. Expensive as fuck (2,54 € for each), but damn I love this beer
 
M

Misha

Banned
Jobbs said:
Aivi is a close friend of my composer, that's how he got the gig. Small universe, eh?



Fellow cannibal
Click to expand...
That's really cool. If he's half as good then ghost song will sound awesome
Gotta say writing music is my favorite thing related to game development. Sucks that I have little skill with physical instruments and good programs cost decent money.

I'm also a vampire btw
 
G

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
Transhuman said:
She said he left his pants behind and she wanted to give them back and she tried to do it through a mutual friend but it fell through and that there's no way she'd drop them off at his house because it's more than he deserves and I asked her if the pants would fit me and the whole time I felt really awkward and wrong because I had stomach butterflies if I told my doctor that talking to this girl made me nervous do you think I could get prescribed beta blockers?
Click to expand...

See if she will let you try them on at her place. Then start changing pants, in front of her of course. Once your pants are off turn around to face her and look her straight in the eye. If her eyes dip to your donger it's showtime.

Guarenteed secks.
 
N

Nomadic Sparks

Banned
I think i'm convert to modern day sun worship.
Instead of sacrificing virgins, we just lay on a towel outside, sunning ourselves.

My old dog, Blonde had the right idea.
 
S

SystemBug

Member
Vazra said:
I've been somewhat correcting my sleeping habits. I used to go sleep around 7-8am and then be up around 11-1pm. Try not using tablets, phones, computers when trying to falll asleep. Tea or a warm cup of honey and milk can help you relax more. Try finding a comfy position and remember to do it often. Also if you need you can get Melatonin and take small dosage until you find what works for you.
Click to expand...

Yea milk seems to do the trick for me. thanks for the advice!
 
J

Jobbs

Banned
Misha said:
That's really cool. If he's half as good then ghost song will sound awesome
Gotta say writing music is my favorite thing related to game development. Sucks that I have little skill with physical instruments and good programs cost decent money.

I'm also a vampire btw
Click to expand...

well the music is nothing like the songs in SU but I do think it's good. ;)

:: drinks blood ::
:: eats flesh ::

ehh I think cannibal is better, but at least you can't say I haven't tried it all!
 
T

trab pu kcip

Member
I caved in
and got an okcupid account again. this is shit though, you can't just browse in inkognito mode anmyore? when I visit a profile+ don't message someone I obviously don't wanna interact with them so what's the point of them seeing it. also I already found someone I dated once. why did I do this again haha. might just delete it
 
R

RobotNinjaHornets

Banned
Just went for a walk, took a couple of pictures of the seafront

qSaUlFdh.jpg

kAuy5gIh.jpg
Click to expand...

Living in walking distance of the beach is pretty cool sometimes, even if I don't go down enough

trab pu kcip said:
I caved in
and got an okcupid account again. this is shit though, you can't just browse in inkognito mode anmyore? when I visit a profile+ don't message someone I obviously don't wanna interact with them so what's the point of them seeing it. also I already found someone I dated once. why did I do this again haha. might just delete it
Click to expand...

At least spend a couple of hours doing questions first like I do
 
V

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
trab pu kcip said:
I caved in
and got an okcupid account again. this is shit though, you can't just browse in inkognito mode anmyore? when I visit a profile+ don't message someone I obviously don't wanna interact with them so what's the point of them seeing it. also I already found someone I dated once. why did I do this again haha. might just delete it
Click to expand...

Do the fun part or answering as much questions as you can and see the list of people who are supposed to be compatible with you and laugh at how inaccurate things are outside of the questions. I'm not going back to dating apps as I've embraced the fact that I will die alone with extremely low possibility of hook ups due to my appearance, lack of social interaction and toxic personality. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

K-Drama |OT| A Swoonworthy Community
46
3K
od-chan replied
ELDEN RING | Reviews Mega Thread
20 21 22 23 24
1K
93K
0neAnd0nly replied
‘Is Death Stranding a real video game?’ Answering the biggest questions Kojima fans are asking
2
1K
JCK75 replied
  • Locked
FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst
399 400 401 402 403
20K
712K
MutFox replied
  • Locked
FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games
395 396 397 398 399
20K
671K
ThoseDeafMutes replied
Top Bottom