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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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trab pu kcip
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I just found someone that looks a bit like clydefrog's evil cousin with a turtleneck
Nomadic Sparks
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I think for my birthday, i'll get a vasectomy
I shudder to think of me having kids.
My niece and nephew coming down from California every new years' evish day is enough to cause me exstential angst alongside being in a class where i'm oldest student.
#ThankYouVeryMuch
I shudder to think of me having kids.
My niece and nephew coming down from California every new years' evish day is enough to cause me exstential angst alongside being in a class where i'm oldest student.
#ThankYouVeryMuch
fengshuifever
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I'd be keen to try out online if it runs ok!
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Halcyon
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Hey hey. It's Fat Halpert.
I spent most of my weekend buying and assembling more baby things. I was way too excited about the stroller I got.
I also watched Creed which I thought was alright, but really just the exact same movie as Rocky without the emotional connection that I feel develops better with Rocky over Adonis.
Seems like alot of sex talk happened while I was away.
I spent most of my weekend buying and assembling more baby things. I was way too excited about the stroller I got.
I also watched Creed which I thought was alright, but really just the exact same movie as Rocky without the emotional connection that I feel develops better with Rocky over Adonis.
Seems like alot of sex talk happened while I was away.
Nomadic Sparks
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So thirsty, so utterly and completely thirsty.
CrudeDiatribe
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Wait wait clydefrog has an evil cousin with a turtleneck or this guy has a turtleneck but also looks like clydefrog's cousin?
trab pu kcip
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I guess we'll never know for sure. so far I only think he looks like him tho.
You should go on a date with him to confirm. I mean, he wears turtlenecks.
*hungover*
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Listen my make up is on point today I don't wanna go into work a sobbing mess
"And that is how I met your mother."
Halcyon
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Walnuts are the worst nut. Chocolate covered or not.
I find that when I sleep between 5-6 hours I wake up feeling 100% more refreshed than when I sleep 7-8 hours.
I find that when I sleep between 5-6 hours I wake up feeling 100% more refreshed than when I sleep 7-8 hours.
I read it as carbs. no idea how that would have worked
every night is usually bad for me no matter the amount of sleep. I was just so emotionally exhausted that I was out like a rock
Halcyon
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I went to a park yesterday and played on the monkey bars and skipped rocks on a frozen lake. I should have attached a gopro to my genitals as well.
no, I was a bad bad man.
we need to have a talk son
it was a triumphant moment. I was too weak to do the monkey bars when I was in grade school. Now I can do them! The whole way across!
Chuckie
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The other kind of dick pics.
You Know Nothing
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North Korea threatening to nuke South Korea and the US.
Live footage of my reaction:
Live footage of my reaction:
Man, the cultural differences between America and Japan will always baffle me.
It's because they have tiny penises, isn't it?
penis so small
from what I've seen, the only way japanese porn could be less erotic to me is if they somehow got my mom to participate
someone needs to teach them, show them the way
Halcyon
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In third grade I fell down from the monkey bars because my weak little chubby arms couldn't support me, and a kid behind me started swinging. I turned around and got kneed in the face.
yesterday I cranked out a set of 10 pullups on them and then humped one of these little duck seats that has a spring on the bottom. Winning.
trab pu kcip
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he even wears a frog-green shirt like clyde did in Realpic. this is crazy haha.
but no, that would be too weird.
You Know Nothing
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we had similar thoughts, but I didn't crank 10, I was only able to crank 5 and a half. I'm really bad at pullups. Low center of gravity. I also didn't have the idea to hump any of the rides, but I've made a note for next time.
This could be a scene from a movie. Flashback to the chubby kid with a bloody nose. Then show main actor angrily doing 10 pull ups. He jumps down and vigorously humps the duck seat, and then knees a little kid in the face before walking off into the sunset. Never to be seen again.
I feel like my life is punishing me for having an idyllic childhood
When I was 10 or 11 I disarmed a bully (like a legit bully who had a problem with me for some reason) by just being strangely nice to him every time he came at me. Eventually he just stopped, and then a while after that he wanted to be my friend.
You had a great childhood? Damnit. No fair.
:: punishes ::
Sometimes I wonder what kind of lame asshole I'd be if my whole childhood was perfect. I'd be such a douche now.
And that's when I punched him in the neck.
You had a great childhood? Damnit. No fair.
:: punishes ::
Sometimes I wonder what kind of lame asshole I'd be if my whole childhood was perfect. I'd be such a douche now.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Mine isn't :c
Holy shit, poggs! I grew up right when poggs were going out of style and Pokemon cards were becoming the hot new thing.
Chuckie
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You Know Nothing
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I don't even remember poggs. I definitely remember Pokémon tho. It got big right when I was in about 4th or 5th grade. Never cared for it. Even then.
I had no idea people thought of me that way.
Well, your mom's kind of an asshole, so it couldn't have been totally perfect.
I only really noticed that toward the end of high school. pretty much my life was pretty good and my obliviousness made it twice as good. Now that I'm an adult, I'm recognizing the realities of how things are and it sorta sucks
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