HP_Wuvcraft
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I have no fucking idea why people do this.
oh wait yes i do
because they are assholes and want to force a situation.
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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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I have no fucking idea why people do this.
oh wait yes i do
because they are assholes and want to force a situation.
Have any of you guys ever either given out or received a mercy/pity fuck? I guess we'll define this as -- the giver of the mercy fuck is not especially into the other person physically for whatever reason, but likes or feels sorry for them and wants to do something for them. This can and probably usually does involve alcohol.
all the dudes love me <3
all the dudes love me <3
This one.
The worst is when they bring you that person they want you to date when you are not in your best look and while eating. College friends were either dumb as fuck or assholes.
Nah. I'm picky as fuck.
Nah. I'm picky as fuck.
They want to make themselves feel good about possibly making other people feel good. Pretty much why its often the same kind of people that are gossipy churchgoers
HP_Wuvcraft
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PirateKing
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Have any of you guys ever either given out or received a mercy/pity fuck? I guess we'll define this as -- the giver of the mercy fuck is not especially into the other person physically for whatever reason, but likes or feels sorry for them and wants to do something for them.
all the dudes love me <3
Never. I'd be super mad if this happens.
Also, <3
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Same. Dunno why I feel no drive to do so.
friskykillface
Banned
my blind dates have ended pretty bad, whats worse is that the person setting it up gets mad at you, it was mentioned already lol
some people just wanna be special?
I remember not showering or brushing my teeth one day and a friend brought a crush to talk to me and I said fuck out load, L
I'm at the part of the monkey pit trap and got her freed but wasted a lot of ammo x herbs and just quit. maybe some day
some people just wanna be special?
I remember not showering or brushing my teeth one day and a friend brought a crush to talk to me and I said fuck out load, L
I'm at the part of the monkey pit trap and got her freed but wasted a lot of ammo x herbs and just quit. maybe some day
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Yup. Assholes wanting to force a situation.
It's not about you or the other person. They have a specific picture in their heads and they want it to happen.
LOL, yeah, I can tell!
BTW, I'm working on the enemy right now that we said could be called "The Vazra". So if you do vanish you'll have left a mark in a famous game, even if there are no references to the names of various enemies in the game itself.
Have you played Revelations 2? I loved it and consider it one of the best RE games, even though the episodic nature of it detracted rather than added. Was completely unnecessary. Clearly some dumbass top down mandate.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
No-one's even ever tried to set me up with anyone
:c
:c
Another weird thing since we are on the dating talk is how some people can get extremely attached after 1 date or something that was clearly a hook up (No actually date but straight to action).
First I hate talking on the phone and second I hate being spammed texts through the whole day. Thankfully the situation was once which I talked about it before here. People need to pace themselves better instead of investing themselves emotionally that quickly.
I can be flirty with anyone but that doesnt mean I'll go with anyone to bed and yays I may die happy now /jk (Thanks for using the name *hugs*)
First I hate talking on the phone and second I hate being spammed texts through the whole day. Thankfully the situation was once which I talked about it before here. People need to pace themselves better instead of investing themselves emotionally that quickly.
I can be flirty with anyone but that doesnt mean I'll go with anyone to bed and yays I may die happy now /jk (Thanks for using the name *hugs*)
It's alright, but the weakest of the classics.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
why does the conversation always revolve around dick
smh
smh
Would you rather have your pussy eaten humbly or have your pussy eaten haughtily?
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
NeoGAF is gay.
If drowning in dicks swim to the butt. (The original quote is better since it was about pussy but meh still usable)
FakeGAF should do an official Vagina Day and everytime they feel like saying dick, cock or something lewd replace it with vagina. Some stuff would actually sound hilarious with the replacement.
You Know Nothing
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WhereAreMahDragonz
Each thing is the same with itself and different from another; D = D.
PirateKing
Junior Member
Vaginas are weird. It's like Predator's mouth. You fuck Predator's mouth :/
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
They must think you get plenty of action then
No I'm pretty sure everyone knows that I am Perpetually Single Boy
The shittest superhero
No I'm pretty sure everyone knows that I am Perpetually Single Boy
The shittest superhero
I'm a shitty superhero too. This is my power, if you recall.. Command over veins.
"Vein Man, help! Somebody's attacking that woman!"
:: grows veins ::
liliththepale
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oh god that's happened so many times I've lost count. The key is to laugh it off and then spend the next hour or so not looking the other person in the eye.
Never. I'm not that generous.
suck my hooha?
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
I need to take a walk to get away from the monotony of life. brb.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Haughtily makes me think of a boisterous laugh, which I want nowhere near my lady cave thanks
don't you dare bring up this receipt you cretin fhduhgdihjgfdisjgfduij
PirateKing
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Em, you gonna ignore this request?
You Know Nothing
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friskykillface
Banned
Everyone likes butts though
Butts end the dick/vagina talk
Butts end the dick/vagina talk
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Gaf stop it I srsly need to go outside.
I'll stop posting till you get back
Not really but hearing it might help you get going
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Yes, a nice round booty is enough for this black guy(me)!Everyone likes butts though
Butts end the dick/vagina talk
You're right, it did end it.=O
smokeandmirrors
Banned
Everyone likes butts though
Butts end the dick/vagina talk
poopers are indeed great
SMDH meansSuck my dick humbly?
LMAO my friends at least gave up trying to play matchmaker cause I always said no to the dates they tried setting me up with.
The word incorrigible was made for you.
Lili, don't be trying to run Operation Reek on me.
To bi people: Are you definitely more one than the other, or is it just completely equal?
I'm trying to think of more questions for you so you feel included.
Uhh... Does it have... teeth? Let's settle this once and for all
I'm trying to think of more questions for you so you feel included.
Uhh... Does it have... teeth? Let's settle this once and for all
You Know Nothing
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Professor Beef
Banned
someone give me money
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
oh i see
can you find this post please I'm lazy
and can you find the one that got smiley tagged
1. I just like people. I mean it depends on the personality more than your gender. Honestly I find women more physically attractive than men but I have dated and will date dudes.
2. Most don't, but I'm a dragon queen obvs so I have to take precautions to guard the treasure
You Know Nothing
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You didn't specify how much, so I hope 1 cent is okay.
Hold on. Let me dive into the abyss.
Professor Beef
Banned
I'll use that for the bacon fund.
liliththepale
Banned
The best part about my brother's school play being over is now I don't have to drive him home from practice every day, which means I don't need to drive a car to work anymore. I just bought a new bike and it should be here on Wednesday! ♥
Gonna get in some extra exercise and enjoy the oncoming nice weather.
So is it Professor Pork now?
I'll pitch in a penny.
Gonna get in some extra exercise and enjoy the oncoming nice weather.
So is it Professor Pork now?
I'll pitch in a penny.
Girls generally look better but overall it varies more person by person than gender by gender since what people have to give is very different and not completely comparable.
Ive thought id be more interested in fooling around with a girl but with a guy it would have to be more serious (but again hard to say since people vary)
I don't like people, but I do like sex. Opposites! But I find this extremely fascinating... It sounds like you're really pansexual. Maybe you'd fuck a loaf of bread if it had something interesting to say!
Yeah this is so weird to me. But you guys are lucky in a way -- Far more choices out there. 100% of eligible people are open to you rather than 50%
The best part about my brother's school play being over is now I don't have to drive him home from practice every day, which means I don't need to drive a car to work anymore. I just bought a new bike and it should be here on Wednesday! ♥
Gonna get in some extra exercise and enjoy the oncoming nice weather.
Also easier to outrun creeps!
Professor Beef
Banned
My best friend is bi, but she's mainly gone out with guys aside from...well, I won't say too much for her privacy, so yeah.
It's a dig at YKN since he despises bacon.
It's a dig at YKN since he despises bacon.
smokeandmirrors
Banned
bacon sucks
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