I'm blaming you.
wait fuck?
it's just the crazy republicans, but still. that's disheartening. hawaii is like 50% not-white.
i guess trump has been winning southern states too...
I'm blaming you.
wait fuck?
half pancake, half actual cake?
Good morning, fakers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo
Whatever happened to the rapper "Snow" man? He sounds Jamaican? but from Canada???!!!
is that the 1990s Matisyahu?
This is me:
I thought they where cheese wheels, not pancakes.
This is me:
No.
Funky.
Tell me your secrets.
Those are not pancakes.Perfect fucking pancakes.
Wizardry.
Only a step removed.I always enjoy a cheese wheel with a bit o' butter on top!
Only a step removed.
- browsing GAF and Unity documentation doot da doo
- text message from Chase saying "hey did you buy this? We declined the transaction anyway"
- reply "nope"
- Chase says "mmkay figured. Your new credit card is on its way"
- begin mad hunt to figure out which low-life scumbag shithole tried to take my monies so I can eviscerate him
My friend is texting me about dragon dildos
It's time for me goodnight friends
I mistakenly saw a pic once of a guy that had tattooed his entire dick to be a dragon. When it was erect, it was in flight.
Fucking horrifying.
Urgh cats on my chest
I got included on a group text message at fucking 5:30am
who texts at 5:30am!?!!?
I slept crappy in general but getting woken up in this way is so shit.
Maine town considers renaming Katies Crotch Rd after repeated thefts of road signs