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[WhereAreMahDragonz]

*eye twitch*

 

[Symphonia]

was this you?

Yes.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

 

[Funky Papa]

Whoa whoa whoa. I'm a shy creature of the forest. I would never discuss my sexual habits.

Spoiler

Openly.

 

[Halcyon]

I've never eaten or served ass and I expect I won't

I remember someone on PSN had the name "I_Eats_da_booty" , made me laugh for a while

I've never eaten ass but would I? dunno maybe

Spoiler

As it's happening i'd say it's not really all that different than licking on any other body part which is mostly skin. Unlike the vag for instance which gets more moist and you get additional tastes and whatnot.

 

[Jobbs]

Spoiler

As it's happening i'd say it's not really all that different than licking on any other body part which is mostly skin. Unlike the vag for instance which gets more moist and you get additional tastes and whatnot.

Maybe if she was contractually bound to have a sublimely clean ass.. In any case I don't particularly see the appeal. High risk low reward . bad game design

 

[Risgroo]

Eh, I liked Garfield but I won't get into that because these conversations always annoy me

To be fair, I didn't really mind him in ASM1. It's just that I absolutely hated the sequel, which I guess made me dislike Garfield. He's probably a lot better than I remember

 

[Halcyon]

Maybe if she was contractually bound to have a sublimely clean ass.. In any case I don't particularly see the appeal. High risk low reward . bad game design

I think it's definitely down the backdoor rabbit hole of sexual kinks. I think the woman has to generally look like a giant piece of candy in the first place to consider it myself.

 

[FloatOn]

Maybe if she was contractually bound to have a sublimely clean ass.. In any case I don't particularly see the appeal. High risk low reward . bad game design

I hear that when you have children you are constantly getting shit in your mouth

eating that booty I view as a pre-requisite.

 

[marrec]

Maybe if she was contractually bound to have a sublimely clean ass.. In any case I don't particularly see the appeal. High risk low reward . bad game design

Oh, it's high reward.

 

[Jobbs]

Poop and farts come outta there, you sick bros

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Poop and farts come outta there, you sick bros

breh I've been saying this for years but none of them listen to me

 

[DrM]

Poop and farts come outta there, you sick bros

Hole is a hole tbh

 

[Halcyon]

Hole is a hole tbh

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Hole is a hole tbh

H =/= H

 

[Misha]

Poop and farts come outta there, you sick bros

I don't think I'll ever be able to understand it

 

[friskykillface]

Poop and farts come outta there, you sick bros

pretty much why I haven't done it lol

do you wipe it before you eat it? serious question , what if he or she took a dump and didn't wipe good 0_o

 

[Jobbs]

pretty much why I haven't done it lol

do you wipe it before you eat it? serious question , what if he or she took a dump and didn't wipe good 0_o

Wiping someone's ass is about the least sexy foreplay I can imagine

And that's not good enough anyway. I'd need it power cycled, scrubbed to a sheen

 

[Funky Papa]

This thread needs a

Spoiler

Incidentally, those are the models I have at my bathroom.

 

[You Know Nothing]

A good, fibrous diet and a nice cleaning in the shower is generally enough to not have to worry about shitty ass, y'all. And if you're really paranoid there's always enemas.

 

[Misha]

A good, fibrous diet and a nice cleaning in the shower is generally enough to not have to worry about shitty ass, y'all. And if you're really paranoid there's always enemas.

do you also serve pizza on a table you changed a baby on?

well maybe but theres sure to be antiseptic wipes and lysol involved and then that would be cleaned off and you'd still use a plate

 

[trab pu kcip]

A good, fibrous diet and a nice cleaning in the shower is generally enough to not have to worry about shitty ass, y'all. And if you're really paranoid there's always enemas.

you can't tell me there are no traces. what about the traces?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

A good, fibrous diet and a nice cleaning in the shower is generally enough to not have to worry about shitty ass, y'all. And if you're really paranoid there's always enemas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bznDjbQLzMo ?

 

[trab pu kcip]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bznDjbQLzMo ?

that's like a key & peele sketch.

 

[Jobbs]

Bidet Bros

Funny how many Americans don't really understand bidets

Hint: it washes your asshole. Hint 2 : dry paper ain't enough to get it clean , period

 

[MutFox]

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I want no part of this gross conversation and so I will ignore it

Also listening to this at work was a terrible idea

 

[Halcyon]

There's a guy in porn that really only seems to enjoy eating ass. I always thought we were penis twins.


Do any of you have porn penis twins.

 

[Misha]

Bidet Bros

Funny how many Americans don't really understand bidets

Hint: it washes your asshole. Hint 2 : dry paper ain't enough to get it clean , period

I'm definitely getting a bidet when I move out. the attachment ones are cheap enough

 

[Jobbs]

No. Found my hand twin tho

 

[FloatOn]

There's a guy in porn that really only seems to enjoy eating ass. I always thought we were penis twins.


Do any of you have porn penis twins.

2 busy looking at the female form 2 notice

 

[Vazra]

There's a guy in porn that really only seems to enjoy eating ass. I always thought we were penis twins.


Do any of you have porn penis twins.

Who is the penis twin? You know for science.

 

[marrec]

ITT: Prudes

or Supertasters I guess

Spoiler

:lol

 

[Jobbs]

I'm definitely getting a bidet when I move out. the attachment ones are cheap enough

Correct, it's not unobtainable. And even if there's no bidet, at least use wetwipes or otherwise some routine that involves washing.

If someone shit on your cou countertop, would you wipe it off with dry paper then resume normal life? No. You'd wash that shit hard.

And yet there are dudes who want to jump face first into asshole without any recon whatsoever

 

[Halcyon]

Who is the penis twin? You know for science.

I don't know his name. I just see him alot in videos involving analingus and anal. He's always at some place with weird graffiti on the walls outside next to a pool.

 

[liliththepale]

The ass eaters aren't the gross ones. The people leaving shit clung to their ass are the gross ones.

 

[Jobbs]

The ass eaters aren't the gross ones. The people leaving shit clung to their ass are the gross ones.

I'm not particularly judging ass eaters, I'm judging indiscriminate ass eaters. This is the kind of thing that demands responsibility

 

[Misha]

The ass eaters aren't the gross ones. The people leaving shit clung to their ass are the gross ones.

nah they're both gross (though the poopy butt ones more so)

 

[MutFox]

The ass eaters aren't the gross ones. The people leaving shit clung to their ass are the gross ones.

Klingons, they're the worst.

 

[liliththepale]

nah they're both gross (though the poopy butt ones more so)

I suppose that's the best I can expect from someone with such a low interest in sex.

I'm not particularly judging ass eaters, I'm judging indiscriminate ass eaters. This is the kind of thing that demands responsibility

Well of course.

Klingons, they're the worst.

There's joke about Star Fleet and toilet paper I heard a long time ago, that they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

 

[marrec]

I'm not particularly judging ass eaters, I'm judging indiscriminate ass eaters. This is the kind of thing that demands responsibility

Listen if someone wants to dive tongue first down someone elses backside without survaying the lay of the land first they deserve what they find.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

this thread needs an enema

 

[Misha]

this thread needs an enema

.

 

[MutFox]

this thread needs an enema

So good to see you back!

 

[Jobbs]

this thread needs an enema

I've had one :O

recommended!

(seriously, do it! you won't regret it, I promise)

 

[FloatOn]

my asshole is immaculate fyi

 

[Halcyon]

I'm now craving some warm sweetrolls, that's all I know.

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://www.mckinley.illinois.edu/handouts/anal_sex.html

Taking care of hygiene

Proper hygiene should also be taken into account with anal sexual activity. With routine daily hygiene, the anus is as clean as other parts of your body. It contains its own natural bacteria to help fight against infections.

The main function of the rectum is to act as a passageway for feces. But feces are not normally stored in the rectum except just prior to a bowel movement. Small amounts may remain in the rectum, especially if the feces are not well formed.

Anal douching before lovemaking sex may help some people especially who are concerned with cleanliness to relax. Additionally, the use of enemas before anal sex can be used to feel cleaner and to prevent the need to evacuate the bowels during sex. However, enemas may cause trauma to the rectum which can increase the risk for HIV and other STD’s. It may be best to allow a few hours to pass after an enema before anal sex.

Using anti-bacterial soap after direct contact with feces is also recommended.

Slipping a soapy finger inside you while showering is another good way to cleanse the anal area. Remember to go light on the soap as it can be irritating to your insides.

do you also serve pizza on a table you changed a baby on?

well maybe but theres sure to be antiseptic wipes and lysol involved and then that would be cleaned off and you'd still use a plate

Brb using a Clorox enema.

you can't tell me there are no traces. what about the traces?

There can definitely be traces especially if the person doesn't eat well and doesn't drink plenty of water. It's another reason to make sure you have a bowel movement before you do anything with anyone's ass. Actual shit isn't very common if you take the proper steps. It's all about preparation.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

So good to see you back!

hey man

 

[FloatOn]

I'm now craving some warm sweetrolls, that's all I know.

I want some god damn reeces peanut butter cups but I'm not allowed