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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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Nomadic Sparks
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I imagine cybernetic vaginas would be very complicated and high maintence, depending on what model you get.
RobotNinjaHornets
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THE SECOND BEST LARRY ARMS IS ON SPOTIFY YES
Nomadic Sparks
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Well it would depend if the robodick is used or not, as well what model and mark version of it. Also there is maintence and what not.
fengshuifever
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Nomadic Sparks
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I'm so sick of "________ was released 10 or 15 years ago today" threads.
Like it's not enough that I have extenstial crises every time I talk to my classmates about their ages, the internet has to remind me I'm marching towards oblivion on a yearly basis
Like it's not enough that I have extenstial crises every time I talk to my classmates about their ages, the internet has to remind me I'm marching towards oblivion on a yearly basis
fengshuifever
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To be honest, I stay away from most threads these days (except this, sometimes, and that gametrailers thread)
And Jobbs, agreed. That thread got real disgusting , real fast.
I just want good vibes here D:
And Jobbs, agreed. That thread got real disgusting , real fast.
I just want good vibes here D:
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
A lot of nerd women tend to get the mouth breathers out of the wood work.
Their arbitrary standards are decided on which nerds celeb woman gets their hate.
It is genuinely gross and makes me loathe my gender that much more.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I like Olivia, so fuck all of you, teehee!
Also Zack Morris' hairstyle kinda came full circle, didn't it?
Legit though that was a gif of Justin Bieber as I was scrolling down and could only see the top
Nomadic Sparks
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I want something but i'm not sure what it is
I need to get ready for work
I need to get ready for work
fengshuifever
Member
I want something but i'm not sure what it is
I need to get ready for work
What do ye do for work, good sir?
RobotNinjaHornets
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
<3 <3 don't be down, your face is a meme. Big time status.
I'm gagging on my coffee.
Has the versa fuk's allure gotten the best of you? Apparently there's also one's that attach to a skill saw if power tools are your thing.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Morning janitor at an upscale bar and grill.
Very quiet most of the day which helps my autism.
2.5 hour job/4 days a weeks for minimum wage.
Which compared to my old factory job, it's genuine god send.
Fuck Sheltered Industries.
trab pu kcip
Member
why not. I hear it's super clean. also congrats on the future sex!
Well, if a random german is going to call me out...
Future sex? Oculus Rift and different rooms.
trab pu kcip
Member
that's not the definition of netflix & chill!
I plan on having current (Australian, inefficient) sex. Same room, genitals, the whole shebang.
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Transhuman
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Netflix & Chill is when you're watching the movie and the girl puts her head on the guys shoulder like this:
If it's two guys or two girls I'm not sure whose head goes where though.
If it's two guys or two girls I'm not sure whose head goes where though.
trab pu kcip
Member
right in the pussy amirite
idk sounds pretty efficient to me.
idk sounds pretty efficient to me.
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Transhuman
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Trab there are children present, namely me
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Random question
What were the best and worst years of your life?
Me? Best = 2003 (Age 14)
8th grade. Had an awesome teacher who burned video games for me, let us watch Family Guy in Study Hall, had a Dreamcast in his room, played music during study hall. Had a lot of friends. Life was full of laughter. Ran a website and was just getting into the whole internet thing, which was a Godsend for a nerd like me who had a lot of trouble finding people who shared interests in real life. Playing SNES games online over ZSNES was like Heaven for my 14 year old self. I just experienced a lot of things at the right time (many of which I now would not appreciate, including Family Guy and stealing video games)
Worst = 2011 (Age 22)
Fuck this year. Got engaged and called it off the same year. Worst relationship of my life. Worked at a gas station. Acted in a play at school that I hated. Lost a lot of friends. I was in my physical prime, which was nice, but everything else sucked.
What were the best and worst years of your life?
Me? Best = 2003 (Age 14)
8th grade. Had an awesome teacher who burned video games for me, let us watch Family Guy in Study Hall, had a Dreamcast in his room, played music during study hall. Had a lot of friends. Life was full of laughter. Ran a website and was just getting into the whole internet thing, which was a Godsend for a nerd like me who had a lot of trouble finding people who shared interests in real life. Playing SNES games online over ZSNES was like Heaven for my 14 year old self. I just experienced a lot of things at the right time (many of which I now would not appreciate, including Family Guy and stealing video games)
Worst = 2011 (Age 22)
Fuck this year. Got engaged and called it off the same year. Worst relationship of my life. Worked at a gas station. Acted in a play at school that I hated. Lost a lot of friends. I was in my physical prime, which was nice, but everything else sucked.
Listen to this silver tongued lothario.
YOU CAME OUT OF A PUSSY DUDE! Probably a hairy one! (Australia early/mid 90s? I don't wanna imagine)
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Transhuman
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I walked in on my mother having sex once and she claimed I did it on purpose. That's when I realised there was something wrong with her mentally.
2 handsome
I can't seem to get out of bed. Early voting opens in 15 minutes. I still need to get breakfast. This day is starting off kind of rough
Edit - damnit Jobbs stop being me
I can get something else up Jobbs *huehuehue*
Heated stuff in our house, mom and my sister are yelling like crazy on each other.
No wonder that both nephews are having some issues
Is that MC Hammer on TV?
No wonder that both nephews are having some issues
Is that MC Hammer on TV?
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Current mood:
I don't know what the fuck I'm ever doing
I don't know what the fuck I'm ever doing
Sitting at a breakfast cafe. I'm going to get a variation on eggs benedict. It will replace the Canadian bacon with portobello mushrooms and red peppers
lol I was just doing that myself
I don't know how to program even a little bit
but somehow that isn't stopping metrab pu kcip
Member
yes.
also my mood today: ginger & garlic. if you ever have a cold just chop up a glove of garlic and a thumb-sized chunk of ginger and consume it. maybe not pure. but still.
I failed my multi quote again but clydefrog I'm in a hotel room with them, two beds 3 people lawd.
Thank god the nights over it was the shittiest sleep I've had in forever. Waking up like every 1-2 hours and my back is jelly now.
Thank god the nights over it was the shittiest sleep I've had in forever. Waking up like every 1-2 hours and my back is jelly now.
trab needs to get laid ex 372
That combo will kill any nasty stuff. But it tastes horribly
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