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[yami4ct]

Patrick gave in when he didn't need to, Dan won.

Dan gave up on his true dream. We all know he loses in the spirit of the feature.

 

[skLaFarebear]

"That sounds made up"

Words that could be used to describe Dan's whole life.

 

[Anno]

Dan is Homer from The Simpsons episode where the guy is baffled how he can be so successful despite being a total idiot. Dan kinda just stumbles through life in a way that most can only dream of.

 

[AwakenedCloud]

Why are people sad? Is this not the Giant Bomb thread? The Giant Bomb employee won over some hotshot youtuber. This is a great day!

I know right?! I was saying the same thing about that Gerstmann loser and his dumb site back in the day. #TeamGamespot

 

[jgminto]

Dan isn't a real person.

 

[kuppy]

Patrick is such a nice dude. Truly.

 

[daydream]

patrick is too good for the parallel ryckert dimension

 

[Lijik]

i still cant beleive dan won, the one time i legit root for him to win and he pulls through


aint gonna but that uglyass shirt tho

 

[yami4ct]

"That sounds made up"

Words that could be used to describe Dan's whole life.

Words that could describe Dan Ryckert as a man.

 

[daveo42]

That's over $3500 spent on that abortion of a shirt.

Fuck. That.

Bombcast will be fun

It'll probably get brought up on Match 3 too, though there aren't any Dan sympathizers on that podcast. Thank god.

Love ya Dan, but it's time to give Scoops a break.

 

[Frith]

See this is nice can't we just do this the whole time?

 

[War Peaceman]

rip youtubesman padraig

 

[Zaph]

Patrick is such a nice dude. Truly.

Patrick is great, a real sport. They created something amazing here.

 

[Death Metalist]

he just edited a sentence from the end of MGS2, don't worry

I knew it was since he quoted it but at the same time you don't know who's being serious or just making fun. I hate when people compare things they buy with things they have no control on but donate/help whenever they can and hope things get better.

On another note, AGDQ is happening right now which is my highlight of the week.

 

[yami4ct]

The real winners here are the true MMM fans. We don't have to watch Dan's levels anymore! Now let's hope he doesn't get stuck on Stank's stuff again.

 

[Lijik]

Patrick is great, a real sport. They created something amazing here.

yeah this was such a fun trilogy regardless of the outcome

 

[OdysseusVA]

This story about how Dan weaseled his way into the Chiefs stadium.

Maaaaaaaaaan.

Nothing about that story gave that impression.

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

Dan gave up on his true dream. We all know he loses in the spirit of the feature.

I'd say that ending the Mario Maker feud could be his greatest regret on his deathbed, but I feel it's quite likely that Ryckert will somehow find a way to live forever.

 

[robotrock]

this feels dark

 

[Antiwhippy]

I'd say that ending the Mario Maker feud could be his greatest regret on his deathbed, but I feel it's quite likely that Ryckert will somehow find a way to live forever.

He will take patrick's brainscan and force his simulation to play his levels for eternity.

 

[neshcom]

"I'm gonna cash in this rain check and make you come."

wahoo

 

[Glitchesarecool]

jesus christ some of you people are taking this stuff waaay too seriously

 

[yami4ct]

this feels dark

Making someone go to a WWE event is the most horrifying punishment possible.

jesus christ some people are taking this stuff waaay too seriously

In the Twitch Chat? No one here seems out of proportion.

 

[mnz]

This story about how Dan weaseled his way into the Chiefs stadium.

Maaaaaaaaaan.

You know what Dan always says: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

 

[Zaph]

If Dan gets the New Day to do this...

 

[skLaFarebear]

this feels dark

Let's talk about how the WWE is completely mismanaging their roster and why their WWE champion has been so poorly written and trained on the mic that they could be actively ruining his run.

 

[jgminto]

Is Dan really going to get Xavier Woods to shave Patrick's goatee?

 

[Archaix]

This story about how Dan weaseled his way into the Chiefs stadium.

Maaaaaaaaaan.

Weasel? Dan turned on his stupid luck superpower and sent a beacon out, fate just gave him the dumbest response available at the time.

 

[Twin Tails]

this feels dark

anything involving wwe is dirty and nasty.

 

[OdysseusVA]

If Dan gets the New Day to do this...

 

[yami4ct]

Let's talk about how the WWE is completely mismanaging their roster and why their WWE champion has been so poorly written and trained on the mic that they could be actively ruining his run.

The fact that someone like Dan can get in personal contact with one of their performers means they're doing something wrong.

Is Dan really going to get Xavier Woods to shave Patrick's goatee?

It sounds like he wants the entire New Day involved. That seems ambitious, but given Dan's luck power I can see him pulling it off.

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

jesus christ some of you people are taking this stuff waaay too seriously

You're getting worked friend.

 

[skLaFarebear]

If Dan gets the New Day to do this...

 

[TetraxShards]

Dan is Homer from The Simpsons episode where the guy is baffled how he can be so successful despite being a total idiot.

OMG

I'd say that ending the Mario Maker feud could be his greatest regret on his deathbed, but I feel it's quite likely that Ryckert will somehow find a way to live forever.

"If life was so good, at least one of us would have finished it." - Dan Ryckert, 20XX

 

[Incandenza]

 

[avengers23]

this feels dark

 

[yami4ct]

Patrick is the real winner here. The thread title says so. You all wouldn't want to anger the thread god, right?

 

[BreezyLimbo]

If Dan gets the New Day to do this...

I can imagine Xavier will turn the tables and force Dan to be shaved instead

 

[War Peaceman]

Dan is Homer from The Simpsons episode where the guy is baffled how he can be so successful despite being a total idiot. Dan kinda just stumbles through life in a way that most can only dream of.

Dan is Homer, Jason is Frank Grimes

 

[def sim]

If Dan gets the New Day to do this...

 

[petethepanda]

I can't even remember how to do the whole cursive alphabet. (I was in high school 00-04, so by 2003 I wasn't even handwriting anymore.)

 

[skLaFarebear]

This thread title is disgusting.

Sheamus is 2-1 vs Roman Reigns, but guess who has the belt!

 

[Death Metalist]

I can imagine Xavier will turn the tables and force Dan to be shaved instead

Oh man, that would be amazing.

Edit: It ended! Now back to AGDQ!

 

[Twin Tails]

New title is great.

Also lol
Sometime The Joker has to win.

 

[robotrock]

"I'm extremely disappointed in myself"

 

[Bowlie]

I don't like this title.

 

[giant_frying_pan]

Breaking news: The New Day are gonna shave off Patrick's fuzz!

(Don't tell Patrick)

* * *

Awesome that they're breaking kayfabe at the end here.

And I did my part!

 

[Megasoum]

Guys... I think I'm slightly drunk right now...

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Bwahaha, love the new title. Well done!

 

[Basileus777]

Patrick is the real winner here. The thread title says so. You all wouldn't want to anger the thread god, right?

Not possible with how the terms of this one ended.