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Hearthstone |OT8| Elise's Extremely Irresponsible Field Trip To Un'Goro
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Yoshichan
And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
I just fought a super insanely quick zoo deck that just pumped me (renolock) with minions. Then he suddenly slamdunks Ragnaros on turn 8, right after I've coined a twisting nether.
Ragnaros. Zoo.
This game is awful and I wish, I literally pray each and every night before going to bed, for this game to die. I don't mean ill to the developers, I would want them to transfer to another studio @Blizz but I sincerely, with all my passion and soul, want Hearthstone to evaporate from existence. I am absolutely convinced that there is no person on this planet who truly loves playing this game; they've either 1: invested too much on the game, thus allowing themselves to never quit and/or 2: don't realize how shit the game truly is because of lack of knowledge, and/or 3: they don't give a fuck. They've got nothing else to do with their time and they might as well spend their time playing a digital card game.
Ragnaros. Zoo.
This game is awful and I wish, I literally pray each and every night before going to bed, for this game to die. I don't mean ill to the developers, I would want them to transfer to another studio @Blizz but I sincerely, with all my passion and soul, want Hearthstone to evaporate from existence. I am absolutely convinced that there is no person on this planet who truly loves playing this game; they've either 1: invested too much on the game, thus allowing themselves to never quit and/or 2: don't realize how shit the game truly is because of lack of knowledge, and/or 3: they don't give a fuck. They've got nothing else to do with their time and they might as well spend their time playing a digital card game.
I imagine we'll see a lot of beasts in this set. I don't think all of them will necessarily be designed specifically for their synergy.
You have to be the weirdest poster on this forum that I'm pretty sure isn't actually just a gimmick account.
Dragon package is not going to be very impressive with everything that rotates out, and there is not a good way to shoehorn new ones in if the theme is Un'goro.
Keyser Soze
Member
Youtube people seem really mad with the new video. Down votes everywhere!
I thought the video was okay, and funny in places. I guess if you wanted to see cards then I understand why you would be annoyed.
I thought the video was okay, and funny in places. I guess if you wanted to see cards then I understand why you would be annoyed.
Yeah I don't get the hate. It's silly and fun and clearly not a replacement for card unviels which they said woulds start March 17.
Careful. You're going to have keyboard debris on your hands.
Lone_Prodigy
Member
I thought Pirate Warrior actually did better with the coin.
On a winning streak to 10, one star from crossing over.
Playing against a Jade Shaman, I'm Reno Mage.
I'm behind, I play Cabalist's Tome. I pull 2 Ice Blocks... I have one in my hand, my hand is terrible. Somehow I pull every card I need to delay. I get down to my last IB, 3 health, pull Reno. Heal up and throw the third IB up. Now the guy thinks I've used them all...
I get him down to 1 health, he doesn't care because he calculated not knowing the IB was there...
When this game is satisfying it's hilariously so.
Playing against a Jade Shaman, I'm Reno Mage.
I'm behind, I play Cabalist's Tome. I pull 2 Ice Blocks... I have one in my hand, my hand is terrible. Somehow I pull every card I need to delay. I get down to my last IB, 3 health, pull Reno. Heal up and throw the third IB up. Now the guy thinks I've used them all...
I get him down to 1 health, he doesn't care because he calculated not knowing the IB was there...
When this game is satisfying it's hilariously so.
BannedEpisode
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You are playing a game you hate. Don't do that.
Generally aggro/low-curve decks go better with coin, control decks go better first.
you are either too salty or just miserable by playing this game.
in any case, full stop.
Yoshi is too salty or miserable to play any game. This is a cycle for him. Every game is both the most amazing game in the world and also the worst game in the world.
Mobius and pet octopus
Member
I just noticed this from last patch
Must mean more poisonous minions inc.
Must mean more poisonous minions inc.
Familienoberhauptvogel
Banned
they should do the same for life gain on minions.
Poisonous is one of the options of Adapt. It's possible that's the only reason, but given the theme of the expansion we might get others.
talk about mood swings lol
for sure we are getting more of those, it fits just too well on the theme.
there's also that adapt mechanic... may be adapting a whole board of murlocs with poison might fix the jade problems?
not really
Lone_Prodigy
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On the flip side, no better feeling when you're facing a Mage with lethal and his Secret isn't IB.
How scrubby are you that you not only can't make the read that your opponent is playing Kazakus zoo by turn 8, but when you lose a game because of your own misplays you post this insane rant?
Turns out playing real decks instead of secret paladin is actually hard, huh?
Yoshichan
And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
The salt is strong here, did you get hurt somewhere on your way to the submit reply button?
Regarding your last "question", I'm 6 times legend since ranks started giving rewards. All of them with reno lock, reno mage, tempo mage and (most recently) jade druid. You don't lie about my wild stats though (yes, I play wild when I get bored) where I reach around 85% win rate with secret paladin.
What about you buddy? Doing alright in the mid 15's?
I don't spend my time playing a game I hate or telling strangers they are lying or deluded for liking something I don't, so I'm already doing better than you.
Yoshichan
And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
Good counter buddy, looks like you got me defeated. See you in the 20's in-game when ladder reset occurs!I don't spend my time playing a game I hate or telling strangers they are lying or deluded for liking something I don't, so I'm already doing better than you.
BananasWithGuns
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So since the Paladin quest reward is 5 mana, might it be a safe assumption that they'll all be 5 mana? 1 mana quest into 5 mana reward?
I don't think you can establish a good trendline from just two points.
CelticKnight
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"Kazakus Zoo" is a thing?
Anywho... I beat a Freeze Mage as a Jade Druid earlier. More luck than judgement, but I'll take it.
Ummmmm..... Living Roots? That's all I got.
Anywho... I beat a Freeze Mage as a Jade Druid earlier. More luck than judgement, but I'll take it.
Ummmmm..... Living Roots? That's all I got.
veryslowhand
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is jade druid losing something important with the rotation?, because is getting anoying
http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/739379-firebat-reno-zoo-71-4-winrate
http://www.icy-veins.com/hearthstone/kazakus-zoo-warlock-gadgetzan-standard-deck
http://www.hearthstonetopdecks.com/decks/savjzs-reno-zoo-warlock-march-2017-season-36/
You've probably played against it and thought it was regular zoo because of the low curve, and didn't see the reno or Kazakus. When I started my climb this month every warlock I saw was running one of these Reno Zoo variations.
Mobius and pet octopus
Member
Jade druid has a legit chance to beat freeze mage due to roar giving you armor rather than healing.
CelticKnight
Member
Oooh, so that's why I occasionally saw Patches in Renolock. I just thought they were shoe-horning Pirate crap in the deck.
it would be interesting if they all indeed end up being at 5 mana, but we know so far only 18% of them
Lone_Prodigy
Member
Emperor is also rotating out, though that's not seen in all Jade Druids.
that is why that deck might be very prominent after rotation, only some cards are rotating out from it and the jade mechanic is too OP.
Yoshichan
And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
This is usually something a low skilled player would say. I mean, it must be true because Reynad confirms my statement.
Yoshichan
And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
It's true though.
Servbot #42
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Hopefully control warrior makes a comeback in this expansion, that deck sure needs some love -.-
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thepotatoman
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I've heard freeze mage and aggro freeze mage is pretty good right now, thanks to there being lot more zoo and a lot less healing/armor lately, but I can't guarantee it being rank 5 eligible.
It does seem like freezing the board and burning their face would be pretty good against all the Jade decks, in theory.
Yoshi no D: Come back to the light while there's still time.
Yoshichan
And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
Haha don't worry man, I've pretty much stopped playing s.pally for the past three or four months. Mostly because I don't do wild anymore :3
SodiumBenzoate
Member
I'd sure love to see a pirate-eating Hungry Crab in the next set.
Mobius and pet octopus
Member
Rank shaming is like not buckling up.
charlequin
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Whoever didn't name this "Kazookus" should be banned for life.
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