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[B-Dex]

I don't know what this sentence means, but I love that button.

Dragging is like taking someone over the coals. Scalping them. Reading them to filth etc.

 

[Kevyt]

Confession number 1: I stole my girl friend's man when I took him out to a party got drunk and made out with him. We did the sexy things on his car and his girlfriend (who is my friend) never found out. She does wonder and even joke that his boyfriend might be secretly gay because we hang out too much, as if we were gonna make out, and stuff. She's completely right and doesn't even realize it. I'm sleeping with her man. It's been a month now.

Confession number 2:

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I just made all of this up, it's actually inspired from a dream I had. Kinda hot tbh... Dreams, sometimes they're wild and crazy. No, I would never do something like this in real life.

 

[Delio]

K here is a confession.

Growing up my female cousin's had various boyfriends. Each one up until her last few have all hit on me. I told her about one but thats it. One of them literally watched me climb into a car and got in behind me and whispered "When you letting me in that ass?" I was like "what" but he never replied cause everyone else was getting in.

 

[Kevyt]

K here is a confession.

Growing up my female cousin's had various boyfriends. Each one up until her last few have all hit on me. I told her about one but thats it. One of them literally watched me climb into a car and got in behind me and whispered "When you letting me in that ass?" I was like "what" but he never replied cause everyone else was getting in.

Dayum, they were thirsty and I don't blame them.

Oh and that's gotta be my next pickup line.

 

[B-Dex]

You thirsty sluts. And here I thought I was bad doing it in the married chiropractors office after hours.

 

[Delio]

Dayum, they were thirsty and I don't blame them. .

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

Since we're confessing shit. I slept with my ex when he came to town last year.

Spoiler

He's a married man

. I've had an arrangement with his brother for awhile. I've also slept with one of his cousins.

 

[Leona Lewis]

You are all sluts and I pity you.

 

[unity of the void]

I miss the dragging all the time, dammit, well anyway, pushing the fuck out of this button made it more entertaining

OMG I haven't heard that sound in forever. I'm dead, dead from laughter.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

You are all sluts and I pity you.

Now sis...

 

[lordfroakie]

Since we're confessing shit. I slept with my ex when he came to town last year.

Spoiler

He's a married man

. I've had an arrangement with his brother for awhile. I've also slept with one of his cousins.

K here is a confession.

Growing up my female cousin's had various boyfriends. Each one up until her last few have all hit on me. I told her about one but thats it. One of them literally watched me climb into a car and got in behind me and whispered "When you letting me in that ass?" I was like "what" but he never replied cause everyone else was getting in.

I cant with you two:

 

[Sibylus]

+1 Lactose intolerance, and I love dairy. It's a problem.

Is polyamory just not a suitable relationship option for some of y'all? Does having sex with other people lose its spice when your long-term partner is aware and accepting of the arrangement? I'll admit upfront that as a serial monogamist I don't really have experience with any of these situations (save for being cheated on, ofc) but it seems like an open relationship would produce greater happiness and trust in the long run versus repeatedly betraying one party's expectations of exclusivity and intimacy.

Words of wisdom. I'm poly, I'm happy, and I share a lot of things with my partner. It... works? OMG!!

Spoiler

Tell the truth and be a slut with a likeminded slut. Success.

 

[Aeriscloud]

I wish I was a slut.

 

[DOWN]

Where does one find the opportunity to become a slut? And can i still be a slut monogamously?

 

[Escape Goat]

Where does one find the opportunity to become a slut? And can i still be a slut monogamously?

 

[Leona Lewis]

Where does one find the opportunity to become a slut? And can i still be a slut monogamously?

Well, you can start by having sex.

With me.

 

[B-Dex]

Well, you can start by having sex.

With me.

 

[Escape Goat]

Well, you can start by having sex.

With me.

 

[Vazduh]

 

[Prototype Viktor]

you guys/gals/humans amuse me so much i could never not look at this thread

 

[Symphonia]

Hooooold up, y'all happy to be the one a man cheats with, but you look down on cheaters? Oh, boy, I can smell the hypocrisy from here.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Hooooold up, y'all happy to be the one a man cheats with, but you look down on cheaters? Oh, boy, I can smell the hypocrisy from here.

Remember that time you horribly misunderstood that one thread and thought GAFers were advocating rape because leaping to that conclusion made you feel like you had the moral high ground. So do I.

 

[Kater]

Is polyamory just not a suitable relationship option for some of y'all? Does having sex with other people lose its spice when your long-term partner is aware and accepting of the arrangement? I'll admit upfront that as a serial monogamist I don't really have experience with any of these situations (save for being cheated on, ofc) but it seems like an open relationship would produce greater happiness and trust in the long run versus repeatedly betraying one party's expectations of exclusivity and intimacy.

I agree. An outright open relationship will very likely work better than a monogamous relationship where the two people just fuck around anyway.

Why is everyone in such a mad rush to be in a relationship if you're just going to be fucking other people anyway? If you can't NOT fuck everything that moves just arrange to have your guy be your main fuck friend and leave it at that. I swear this shit isn't rocket science.

Agreed. Another good option.

Where does one find the opportunity to become a slut? And can i still be a slut monogamously?

You can roleplay and call yourself a "slut", sure.

Hooooold up, y'all happy to be the one a man cheats with, but you look down on cheaters? Oh, boy, I can smell the hypocrisy from here.

Edit: Haha, umop. Good reply.

 

[Vitanimus]

 

[Sibylus]

Hooooold up, y'all happy to be the one a man cheats with, but you look down on cheaters? Oh, boy, I can smell the hypocrisy from here.

Who is "ya'll"?

 

[CornBurrito]

Hooooold up, y'all happy to be the one a man cheats with, but you look down on cheaters? Oh, boy, I can smell the hypocrisy from here.

No. I find both disgusting.

 

[VegiHam]

Maybe don't make excuses in public then?

I mean, I wasn't. I've never cheated on anyone. But when you start being judgemental and rude towards the people who have, of course they'll make excuses. That's hardly surprising.

Or do you expect the conversation to go like this:
Cheater: I cheated once. Here's what happened...
Burrito: Well you're a bad guy with no respect for your partner and I find you disgusting
Cheater: Yes that is correct I am. Oh the guilt!

Because that's an unrealistic expectation.

 

[Kater]

I mean, I wasn't. I've never cheated on anyone. But when you start being judgemental and rude towards the people who have, of course they'll make excuses. That's hardly surprising.

Or do you expect the conversation to go like this:
Cheater: I cheated once. Here's what happened...
Burrito: Well you're a bad guy with no respect for your partner and I find you disgusting
Cheater: Yes that is correct I am. Oh the guilt!

Because that's an unrealistic expectation.

People love to have someone to bash, a scapegoat.

 

[CornBurrito]

People love to have someone to bash, a scapegoat.

A scapegoat is someone blamed for ones own problems. Given that I haven't cheated, how is this scapegoating?

 

[Kater]

A scapegoat is someone blamed for ones own problems. Given that I haven't cheated, how is this scapegoating?

Eh, scapegoats are not only someone that you fault for your own problems. They can also be a diversion, a distraction from other problems, at least in my understanding of the term.

 

[DOWN]

Hooooold up, y'all happy to be the one a man cheats with, but you look down on cheaters? Oh, boy, I can smell the hypocrisy from here.

was this in response to me + replies? if so, you misinterpreted

 

[Razmos]

Porn:

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[kitchenmotors]

Remember that time you horribly misunderstood that one thread and thought GAFers were advocating rape because leaping to that conclusion made you feel like you had the moral high ground. So do I.

Reminds me of the time someone went into that thread about some douche's billboard for a beach body and called all people who work out meatheads.

Jumping the gun is his middle name.

 

[Shokifer]

*retch*

 

[VegiHam]

Porn:

I've been wanting to get me some of this sweet, sweet action. I have this friend and we'll often spend an evening like this; but she's out of town and it just isn't fun on your own.

 

[halfbeast]

A scapegoat is someone blamed for ones own problems. Given that I haven't cheated, how is this scapegoating?

wishful scapegoating?

Porn:

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[Kater]

Porn:

I sometimes finish eating one on my own before I realize "Jeez, that's about 800 calories... :x".

And then I don't eat anything for the rest of the day besides maybe a soup and some coffee.

 

[scarlet]

Reminds me of the time someone went into that thread about some douche's billboard for a beach body and called all people who work out meatheads.

Jumping the gun is his middle name.

I remember that lol

 

[Symphonia]

Reminds me of the time someone went into that thread about some douche's billboard for a beach body and called all people who work out meatheads.

Jumping the gun is his middle name.

I never called anyone a meathead, ta.

 

[Vitanimus]

Porn:

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this makes me so h*rny

 

[Alrus]

Porn:

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That's a disgusting looking pizza :/ Is it from Pizza Hut?

 

[Vitanimus]

he didn't call them meatheads, he called them cunts and douches... but words, what do they mean?

 

[DOWN]

Porn:

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This looks like some very cheap pizza with too much sauce and cheese or something. Would eat anyway.

 

[Vitanimus]

That pizza looks amazing. the blindness in this thread disgusts me

 

[Delio]

Well I really want some cheesy pizza tonight.

 

[Symphonia]

he didn't call them meatheads, he called them cunts and douches... but words, what do they mean?

And those cunts and douches were shaming those who didn't have a 'beach body' that fit in with society's standards. I'm not denying what I said. At least have the decency to admit that I'm not the only one doing wrong in that thread. Or is this another example of GAF's double standards?

 

[Grizzo]

There's way too much cheese on that pizza. I wouldn't get past one small bite.

 

[RedfieldSandwich]

The more cheese the better.

Mmmm.

 

[DOWN]

That Dubai thread has me wondering, how conscious are you of avoiding countries where they have inequality, particularly for LGBT+ people?

I don't think about it often because I haven't traveled in a while, but I do realize that I've long thought as an adult I would certainly avoid places where homosexuality is illegal in some forms and that id also use more discretion on places that still have marriage inequality. I don't really want to ever get in a conversation where I would have to lie anymore about being gay or where my honesty would be unwelcome.

 

[Alrus]

That Dubai thread has me wondering, how conscious are you of avoiding countries where they have inequality, particularly for LGBT+ people?

I don't think about it often because I haven't traveled in a while, but I do realize that I've long thought as an adult I would certainly avoid places where homosexuality is illegal in some forms and that id also use more discretion on places that still have marriage inequality. I don't really want to ever get in a conversation where I would have to lie anymore about being gay or where my honesty would be unwelcome.

I wouldn't travel to any of them.