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mastershake · Jul 10, 2014

I have no idea what's going on in here but GO EG!

So nervous for today

Azwethinkweiz · Jul 10, 2014

Eznark is on the warpath this morning.

mastershake · Jul 10, 2014

Azwethinkweiz said:
Eznark is on the warpath this morning.

He's clearly started drinking already! I'll join you ez once class is over!

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

Really wish they would do a pre-show

BigAT · Jul 10, 2014

You guys are trying to impart sitcom wisdom on a man that counts Last Man Standing among his favorites.

Save your breath.

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

I never said it was among my favorites. It was the only good sitcom on when it was on though.

If Tim Allen were in AD it would have been good I bet.

TheCrow · Jul 10, 2014

BigAT said:
You guys are trying to impart sitcom wisdom on a man that counts Last Man Standing among his favorites.

Save your breath.

Now you've gone too far AT! That movie is great!

Edit: oh you're not talking about the movie. Nevermind.

mastershake · Jul 10, 2014

no idea bout this last man standing show or arrested development, but I think we can all agree home improvement was awesome!

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

TheCrow said:
Now you've gone too far AT! That movie is great!

Edit: oh you're not talking about the movie. Nevermind.

Obviously we all love that movie. He is talking about the brilliant Tim Allen vehicle.

Ha, I had no idea it was still on. I am the American Public!

TheCrow · Jul 10, 2014

mastershake said:
no idea bout this last man stand show or arrested development, but I think we can all agree home improvement was awesome!

True. That and galaxy quest are the stand outs of Tim Allen's career.

Azwethinkweiz · Jul 10, 2014

I liked The Santa Clause. Come at me, bros!

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

Bully was pretty amazing too. I can't really think of anything he has done that was bad. The man is a genius.

mastershake · Jul 10, 2014

Azwethinkweiz said:
I liked The Santa Clause. Come at me, bros!

My favorite Christmas movie of all time

BROFIST

BigAT · Jul 10, 2014

eznark said:
Bully was pretty amazing too. I can't really think of anything he has done that was bad. The man is a genius.

He was pretty shitty in that movie where he played a cocaine dealer.

TheCrow · Jul 10, 2014

mastershake said:
My favorite Christmas movie of all time

BROFIST

I don't think he said Jingle all the Way.

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

God damn EG should see if they can dump feedtz mid-tournament.

CB3 · Jul 10, 2014

3-10 on a viper?

lol

Ferny · Jul 10, 2014

Remember when all of you were talking shit about Na'Vi?

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

Ferny said:
Remember when all of you were talking shit about Na'Vi?

Pretty sure everyone here likes Na'Vi except Shake. We said they were playing bad, which they were.

Ferny · Jul 10, 2014

Na'Vi always shows up for TI. Why put your all in to a tournament giving you a 20k-50k prize pool when you have a chance to crack a tournament with a prize pool as high TI4?

Azwethinkweiz · Jul 10, 2014

Ferny said:
Remember when all of you were talking shit about Na'Vi?

For the record, I have Na'Vi set as my favorite team on my compendium. That doesn't mean that I wear Ferny tinted glasses when it comes to discussing them.

Also, C9 is garbage so don't get too excited just yet.

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

Ferny is an expert because he watches a few TI matches every year, nothing in between.

Ferny · Jul 10, 2014

eznark said:
Ferny is an expert because he watches a few TI matches every year, nothing in between.

You're such an expert at Pro Dota, Ez. She me your ways.

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

Ferny said:
You're such an expert at Pro Dota, Ez. She me your ways.

I'm not the one to ask. bob is currently watching qujqva film and learning carry ES.

He is Next

I do watch just about all the tournaments though and can tell you they've been shitty pretty much since last TI.

mastershake · Jul 10, 2014

Ferny said:
Remember when all of you were talking shit about Na'Vi?

They were playing poorly leading up to TI4. Just because you didn't watch the tournaments doesn't mean its not true.

Also, using prize pool as their lack of motivation shows how little you followed them because these tournaments were significantly larger than 20-50k prize pool

CB3 · Jul 10, 2014

There is only one earthshaker around these parts.

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

mastershake said:
They were playing poorly leading up to TI4. Just because you didn't watch the tournaments doesn't mean its not true.

Also, using prize pool as their lack of motivation shows how little you followed them because these tournaments were significantly larger than 20-50k prize pool

I think it's a valid reason for the sort of weird results at ESL, but Na'Vi has not been at all dominant all year long.

Sokantish · Jul 10, 2014

I bet I could win a DOTA 2 tournament

FrenchMovieTheme · Jul 10, 2014

Sokantish said:
I bet I could win a DOTA 2 tournament

There are no winners in Dota. Only loser after loser!

Somnia · Jul 10, 2014

FrenchMovieTheme said:
There are no winners in Dota. Only loser after loser!

Some of those losers will make more in the next week then you do in the majority of your life, just saying.

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

Somnia said:
Some of those losers will make more in the next week then you do in the majority of your life, just saying.

Maybe that's true of McNeily but I imagine FMT is at least mildly successful.

Somnia · Jul 10, 2014

eznark said:
Maybe that's true of McNeily but I imagine FMT is at least mildly successful.

Fair enough, but that's still a nice chunk of change the #1 team will be getting.

Azwethinkweiz · Jul 10, 2014

I'm successful but I sure as shit didn't have 2 million when I was 22.

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

Azwethinkweiz said:
I'm successful but I sure as shit didn't have 2 million when I was 22.

He said his entire life for this one tournament.

And no one is making two million, no one is even making one million.

Also I don't believe that you are successful.

Azwethinkweiz · Jul 10, 2014

eznark said:
Also I don't believe that you are successful.

Believe it, sister! The best part is I work for a government contractor so my successfulness comes from your tax dollars.

Also, Na'Vi throwing harder than our Lone Druid game last week.

CB3 · Jul 10, 2014

You mean your lone druid game.

Azwethinkweiz · Jul 10, 2014

CB3 said:
You mean your lone druid game.

My only mistake that game was ever listening to you.

"Split push top!"
"Alright, there are three up here ganking me, I hope you guys took another tower"
"It's just me and DS bot and we can't push towers."

Worthless.

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

Azwethinkweiz said:
My only mistake that game was ever listening to you.

"Split push top!"
"Alright, there are three up here ganking me, I hope you guys took another tower"
"It's just me and DS bot and we can't push towers."

Worthless.

Split push means you go push while CB splits.

Gotta protect that KDA!

mastershake · Jul 10, 2014

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEEDED THAT FUCKING WIN SO FUCKING BAD OMG MY HEART

Somnia · Jul 10, 2014

Freaking Doom with a 70%+ win rate

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

That was a really great game from RTZ. He just needs to play good heroes like Razer!!

McNei1y · Jul 10, 2014

eznark said:
Maybe that's true of McNeily but I imagine FMT is at least mildly successful.

Hey I'm not some poor bastard!

CB3 · Jul 10, 2014

Azwethinkweiz said:
My only mistake that game was ever listening to you.

"Split push top!"
"Alright, there are three up here ganking me, I hope you guys took another tower"
"It's just me and DS bot and we can't push towers."

Worthless.

That's not my fault. I was in position. I went through lane by lane and knocked out or assisted on every tier one and two killing in the process. It needed to be 4 in one lane and 1 in the other. I didn't care which as long as there was an advantage in one of them. Everyone stuck around mid for no reason

mastershake · Jul 10, 2014

Liquid playing with so much confidence... where did this come from!?

eznark · Jul 10, 2014

Can't spell feed without EE

LiveWire · Jul 10, 2014

eznark said:
He said his entire life for this one tournament.

And no one is making two million, no one is even making one million.

The winning team gets 46% of the prize pot. It's like 10.5 mil last I checked. Once it breaks 10.6 or so, winning team gets a million per man.

Azwethinkweiz · Jul 10, 2014

LiveWire said:
The winning team gets 46% of the prize pot. It's like 10.5 mil last I checked. Once it breaks 10.6 or so, winning team gets a million per man.

Before taxes

TheCrow · Jul 10, 2014

And less sponsor/team's cut.

Somnia · Jul 10, 2014

Either way the winning 5 will still get a nice chunk of change.

mastershake · Jul 10, 2014

Azwethinkweiz said:
Before taxes

Do the foreign teams have to pay taxes? I wonder how that works.

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