Kabuki Waq
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"Please Jesus I dont want this movie to bomb..... but since i had to do this once already with MR. Singer to get the part......"
" The Singer version emphasizes his divinity. He is not a super man; he is a god (named Kal-El), sent by his heavenly father (Jor-El) to protect Earth. That is a mission that takes more than muscles; it requires sacrifice, perhaps of his own life. So he is no simple comic-book hunk. He is Earth's savior: Jesus Christ Superman.
Using snippets of Marlon Brando's performance as Jor-El from the 1978 Super-man movie, in which Brando passes on the wisdom "The son becomes the father, and the father becomes the son," Singer establishes his own film's central relationship. It is not romantic, between Lois and Clark. It's familial--the bond of two sets of fathers and sons: Jor-El and Superman, then Superman and Jason. Each parent tells his child that he must surpass the old man's feats, improve on Dad's legend. Poignantly, this strength, this divinity, isolates Superman from Earth's humans. He can save them but not be one of them. Lois can love him but never understand him."
Willco said:Jesus Christ doesn'tmake babies that throw pianos!
Christian allegory ftl.
Matrix said:He was sent to us cause earth is full of a bunch of **** ups.
Snaku said:And I don't see how anyone can argue that point. We really do need Superman most of the time.
Willco said:Jesus Christ doesn'tmake babies that throw pianos!
Mrbob said:Looks like there is a new champ as Spiderman has been superceded by Superman returns as the king of kings of superhero films.
Don't worry Willco, second place is still only the first loser.
Willco said:We'll see when all the reviews are in, as well as the box office. If Superman Returns scores a higher Rotten Tomatoes rating and box office than Spider-Man 2, I will eat poutine... voluntarily.
Like Sam Raimi did with Spider-man and Christopher Nolan with Batman Begins, Bryan Singer invests his new Superman movie with emotional intensity and high passions, creating a love triangle scenario which is even more gripping than Lex Luthor's latest plot to destablise the world. Made with the intelligence and elegance that Singer brought to his X-Men films and filled with visual and thematic invention, it's a thoroughly engaging summer spectacle which should have no difficulty hitting the box office numbers that it needs to reignite the franchise.
Matrix said:You will have to provide solid proof,pics of you vomiting it up.
Willco said:I promise no vomit, but I will promise pics.
So Superman Returns will have to surpass a 92% FRESH RATING (8.2 avg rating), as well as total box office gross of $783,766,341.
:lol
Fat chance in hell,you piano throwing losers!
Mrbob said:92 percent?
Wow considering the SFX wasn't too great in Spiderman 2, it looks like Raimi spent a good portion of the budget paying off reviewers.
DMczaf said:
DMczaf said:Superman will break $1 BILLION.
This Summer, you will believe again that a boy can throw pianos!
" The Singer version emphasizes his divinity. He is not a super man; he is a god (named Kal-El), sent by his heavenly father (Jor-El) to protect Earth. That is a mission that takes more than muscles; it requires sacrifice, perhaps of his own life. So he is no simple comic-book hunk. He is Earth's savior: Jesus Christ Superman.
Using snippets of Marlon Brando's performance as Jor-El from the 1978 Super-man movie, in which Brando passes on the wisdom "The son becomes the father, and the father becomes the son," Singer establishes his own film's central relationship. It is not romantic, between Lois and Clark. It's familial--the bond of two sets of fathers and sons: Jor-El and Superman, then Superman and Jason. Each parent tells his child that he must surpass the old man's feats, improve on Dad's legend. Poignantly, this strength, this divinity, isolates Superman from Earth's humans. He can save them but not be one of them. Lois can love him but never understand him."
Matrix said:Harry splooges all over Superman returns - positive
http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=23635
karasu said:Wow, so this isn't even Superman.
TheWolf said:my desire to see it is kinda decreasing...
Willco said:Don't hold it against Christopher Nolan and Sam Raimi that they were able to overcome the Curse of Knowles.
As for the whole kid storyline, I love it. Love it, because the kid works. He isnt annoying, hes just a 5 year old kid. Hes curious, not obnoxious. The kid is a bit of a geek, aces in science, evidently pretty darn good on the piano but physically not up to par.
DMczaf said:WTF, so does the kid go piano warrior or not?!?!
Matrix said:I read that they dont even show him push it or anything,Lois thinks Superman does.....bizzaro
DMczaf said:Give me your sources! Or I make you watch crap like Superman I.
Matrix said:You dont like the way Supes was God like in the Donner films,what did you expect ? He is carrying over Donners version *shrug*.
He can save them but not be one of them. Lois can love him but never understand him."
karasu said:That's just flat out mischaracterization. I really hope he's just overstating the issue in an attempt to say something meaningful. :/
Matt_C said:Seriously, I do not get on why the Smallville cast still wants to do TV instead of breakng out into a movie series. Do they think the show would last longer than 7 seasons or something?
Matrix said:Harry splooges all over Superman returns - positive
http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=23635
Kabuki Waq said:you know this man not only liked EP 2 he alos splooged over godzilla
.......just sayin.
DEJA VU!!!
Yes. Hell yes. Hell ****ing yes. The movie is insanely good dare I even say great. I dont believe I am slipping into the realm of hyperbole when I say that Superman Returns is the Lord of the Rings of superhero films in both scope and emotion of the story. Singer wasnt simply content with making the prettiest Superman film ever made he had to make the most tear jerking, heart-rending superhero film weve seen to date.
All in all, Superman Returns is easily one of the best and most satisfying films Ive seen all year. It got me. It got me good. While Im not quite certain where it sits yet, it is easily in the top 3 of my all time favorite superhero films. Itll take a few more viewings to find out for sure viewings that are just as long a wait for me as it is for you folks. Highly recommended for anyone who has so much as said the word Superman aloud before.
Matrix said:http://www.moviehole.net/reviews/20060620_superman_returns.html
positive
"Holy Caesars Ghost! Theyve done it! - Superman Returns is super-exciting, super-fun, and super-bly performed! This is the only Superhero film you need to see this year!
Kabuki Waq said:The same reviewer Clint Morris gave Star Wars Ep 2 a 4/5.
DEJA VU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kabuki Waq said:MANABYTE CURSE FTW!
Matrix said:It would have been a true curse if the prequels made no money![]()