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karasu

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Not gonna brush his feeling towards Returns aside, but Smallville is terrible. But he's right, Spacey sucks.
 
"This a great movie for kids, real young kids. In fact, I'd go so far to say that, 11 year old kids will think this is possibly the best movie ever. "

"Bottom line, if you love the first two Superman movies and like the idea of a tribute to those movies with new actors, go see Superman Returns, you'll love it."

Exactly the type of shit i was worried about. The Donner Movies dont hold up at all anymore.

They should have watched some of the animated animated series and JLU episodes for inspiration instead.
 

Matrix

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Donners first Superman holds up fine today imo,well except for Otis.What the shit,you guys have no love for classics.

Also Spacey doesnt suck,wtf :\

Plus the reviewer said Donner screwed up,the movie was made in the 70's and had always been regarded as one of the best Superhero movies ever,if not the best,whats that have to do with holding up after all these years.

Donner didnt screw up Superman.
 

Kreuzader

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I take issue with his assertion that "Smallville gets it right" - there have been scores of episodes with far goofier plots than Superman Returns. I find it difficult to fathom preferring Gough/Millar's mythos to Donner's - hell, Smallville itself lifted elements from Donner's film.
 

Matrix

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Kreuzader said:
I take issue with his assertion that "Smallville gets it right" - there have been scores of episodes with far goofier plots than Superman Returns.

I love the episode where a spirit of a girl takes over Clark and Clark talks like a valley girl.
 

Shouta

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Am I the only one that seriously liked Dean Cain as Superman? I mean, the TV show was really bad (in retrospect, I used to like it quite a bit when it was showing) but Cain did really well considering how awfully written the show was.
 

Matrix

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Shouta said:
Am I the only one that seriously liked Dean Cain as Superman? I mean, the TV show was really bad (in retrospect, I used to like it quite a bit when it was showing) but Cain did really well considering how awfully written the show was.

He was pretty good as Clark,as Supes,bleh.


oops hes the greatest Superman ever!
 

Shouta

Member
Matrix said:
He was pretty good as Clark,as Supes,bleh.


oops hes the greatest Superman ever!

Yeah, I think he made a really good Clark (which was the focus of the show) but not so much as Superman.
 
Matrix said:
Donners first Superman holds up fine today imo,well except for Otis.What the shit,you guys have no love for classics.

Also Spacey doesnt suck,wtf :\

Plus the reviewer said Donner screwed up,the movie was made in the 70's and had always been regarded as one of the best Superhero movies ever,if not the best,whats that have to do with holding up after all these years.

Donner didnt screw up Superman.


yea but it seems like this movie is made for the 70s as well + a Crazy wanna blow up the world lex.

The first 2 superman movies are downright cheesy now.


have you Seen The animated Superman stuff from the last 10 years or so? its ****ing awesome thats why this is so dissapointing(if the negative review holds true)
 

Matrix

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Kabuki Waq said:
yea but it seems like this movie is made for the 70s as well + a Crazy wanna blow up the world lex.

The first 2 superman movies are downright cheesy now.


have you Seen The animated Superman stuff from the last 10 years or so? its ****ing awesome thats why this is so dissapointing(if the negative review holds true)

Of course Ive seen the animated stuff *I love it*,but we have all known since Singer took over the movie,it would be based around Donners story and themes.Like I said Id take this version any day of the week over what Burton was going to give us.

Yea some characters irk me *Otis* some of the shit at the end of Superman 2 is cheesy by todays standards,but Donner didnt film guys on roller skates going backwards or talking on the phone while being blown around by Zod super breath,that was all Lesters fault,he cheesed up Supes.

Every superhero movie has cheesy moments,thats a fact,but as a whole I dont find the first two Supes movies cheesy.

Go watch Superman 3/4 and compare it with the first two.

I dont see cheese when I look at the trailers to Superman Returns,sorry if you do.
 
you forgot (not exact quote)"I wont Kill YOU ...but I wont SAve YOu either" WTF YOUR BATMAN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAVE HIM... what a stupid out of character moment that was :(
 

Matrix

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Spidey 1 and 2 has tons of cheesy moments,still great movies.

Batman Begins one line that just f-ing irks me " Nice coat" Still my fav superhero movie to date,after Superman the movie.

That same homeless guy just happens to be there when he first comes out as Batman,come onnnnn.
 

Matrix

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Kabuki Waq said:
I believe he is referring to the New York Scenes in Spiderman. UGH:(


Since I live in NYC,it makes it even harder to watch :lol

"YOU MESS WITH HIM YOU MESS WITH ALL OF US!"

throws tomatoes at Green Goblin.
 

AniHawk

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Matrix said:
Since I live in NYC,it makes it even harder to watch :lol

"YOU MESS WITH HIM YOU MESS WITH ALL OF US!"

throws tomatoes at Green Goblin.

Yeah, aren't they supposed to NOT like Spider-Man?

And then in Spider-Man 2. The train scene. The fight rocked. Stopping the train sucked. Losing his mask sucked. Being owned by Doc Ock sucked.
 

jett

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Yeah the "nice coat" line in Batman Begins is the only one that annoys me. Kinda unnecessary. I don't like the way the scene ends either. I bet a lot of non-comic book fans thought he was flying. :p In fact it kind of left me scratching my head when it happened...
 

DMczaf

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http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbmovies/supermanreturns/jor_el/jor_el_large.mov

First shot of Digital Brando

super197um.jpg
 

Matrix

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Willco

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:lol

It won't get a 92% (8.2 avg score) fresh rating or surpass $770,000,000 in box office. It certainly won't do the latter. I'm so safe.
 

DMczaf

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Sorry Willco, but your time (and Spidey's!!!) is over. Soon you will be gone after the taste of poutine touches your tongue. :(
 

karasu

Member
Matrix said:
Plus the reviewer said Donner screwed up,the movie was made in the 70's and had always been regarded as one of the best Superhero movies ever,if not the best,whats that have to do with holding up after all these years.

Donner didnt screw up Superman.


Being considered the best superhero movie ever isn't really a big deal(most superhero movies are terrible), and nostalgia plays a big part in a distinction like that. Donner's Superman is a cornball for cornball times, and even worse Donner gives him all sorts of wonky abilities and tries to make him more than a hero. Like I said, his Superman is so holy that he doesn't even punch people. He's so boring, so two dimensional. Clark is an act and Superman's motivations are some holy whatever the ****. I agree that Donner is a good director, but the characertization = meh.


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Begins has lots of lines that annoy me, all of them are repeats at that. The script is constantly answering itself. Thomas Wayne says something sentimental in the beginning(why do we fall?), Alfred repeats it later. Rachel says something sentimental(it's not who you are underneath), Bruce Wayne repeats it later. Ra's says something to Bruce(mind your surroundings), Bruce repeats it in the end. It does that like six times!
 

AniHawk

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karasu said:
Begins has lots of lines that annoy me, all of them are repeats at that. The script is constantly answering itself. Thomas Wayne says something sentimental in the beginning(why do we fall?), Alfred repeats it later. Rachel says something sentimental(it's not who you are underneath), Bruce Wayne repeats it later. Ra's says something to Bruce(mind your surroundings), Bruce repeats it in the end. It does that like six times!

Some were okay. "Mind your surroundings was fine," and so was "Why do we fall?"

I'd replace those with "You still haven't given up on me?" and Cain's oddly delivered, "NEVAH!"

Anyway....

There were plans to re-release Superman: The Movie in theaters?! I never knew about this.
 

Matrix

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ManaByte said:
Yes they re-released it for the anniversary. It was an extremely limited release in only one or two cities before the DVD came out.


Didnt it play in Austin or Dallas and fat ass Harry got to see it ? :(
 

Kenobi

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Matrix said:
Of course Ive seen the animated stuff *I love it*,but we have all known since Singer took over the movie,it would be based around Donners story and themes.Like I said Id take this version any day of the week over what Burton was going to give us.

Yea some characters irk me *Otis* some of the shit at the end of Superman 2 is cheesy by todays standards,but Donner didnt film guys on roller skates going backwards or talking on the phone while being blown around by Zod super breath,that was all Lesters fault,he cheesed up Supes.

Every superhero movie has cheesy moments,thats a fact,but as a whole I dont find the first two Supes movies cheesy.

Go watch Superman 3/4 and compare it with the first two.

I dont see cheese when I look at the trailers to Superman Returns,sorry if you do.

You know, for having Dean Cain as your avatar, I can admit that I think I love you...OTISBURG??

I like how there are a ton of positive reviews, and yet there is one person that gives it a negative and a ton of people on this board think the movie is gonna suck because of that one review. Can't make much more sense than that!
 

Matrix

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Kenobi said:
You know, for having Dean Cain as your avatar, I can admit that I think I love you...OTISBURG??

I like how there are a ton of positive reviews, and yet there is one person that gives it a negative and a ton of people on this board think the movie is gonna suck because of that one review. Can't make much more sense than that!

Cain as my avatar is a result of a bet I lost :( You love Otis!? :(
 

Kenobi

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Matrix said:
Cain as my avatar is a result of a bet I lost :( You love Otis!? :(

no. Just that classic moment. Everytime I see that actor (for example, in Rudy) I have to shout out OTISBURG? OTISBURG?!
 

Iceman

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"The best Hollywood movies always knew how to sneak a beguiling subtext into a crowd-pleasing story." -- Richard Corliss, TIME MAGAZINE

hmmm. what kind of subtext are we talking about here?

"Bravura technology and dazzling effects can't overcome the film's shortcomings: Standard plot, poorly conceived villain flatly played by Kevin Spacey, and similarly wooden performance from newcomer Brandon Routh (who lacks humor) in all of his roles." -- Emanuel Levy, EMANUELLEVY.COM

how is this a positive review?
 

sharukins

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Iceman said:
"The best Hollywood movies always knew how to sneak a beguiling subtext into a crowd-pleasing story." -- Richard Corliss, TIME MAGAZINE

hmmm. what kind of subtext are we talking about here?

"Bravura technology and dazzling effects can't overcome the film's shortcomings: Standard plot, poorly conceived villain flatly played by Kevin Spacey, and similarly wooden performance from newcomer Brandon Routh (who lacks humor) in all of his roles." -- Emanuel Levy, EMANUELLEVY.COM

how is this a positive review?

subtext - jesus

emanuel gave it 3/4, rotten tomatoes just took the worst qoute out
 
Reviews aside, the stifling thing for me with this film is the fact that I don't think that the scale of the plot is fitting of a character of Superman's powers. Luthor has been explored..he's done the kryptonite thing, he's used his cunning to enlist the support of other superpowered beings..he's even scientifically constructed a pawn capable of battling Superman (admittedly in a film that isn't considered canon to Returns, but the point stands). What Superman needed in this film was a Darkseid..someone who embodied the ill will of Luthor but came with a power equally as formidable as Supes. The scope of the dilemma would have been more fitting of Superman's abilities and the action would have been more titanic. Luthor with another doomsday plot just seems pedestrian by now...wait..did I just say Doomsday? Hell even Doomsday would have made for a better foil this go-round than Luthor, again.

*sigh*

All IMHO of course.
 

ManaByte

Member
Kevin Smith had Doomsday in his script.

But then again he had L-Ron the gay robot sidekick to Brainiac, killer polar bear guards at the Fortress of Solitude, and a GIANT ****ING SPIDER with Brainiac's brain in it that ran around sounding like a Down Syndrome kid yelling SUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
 

Matrix

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Yea Doomsday would have been a great action popcorn flick with tons of plot...


Giant rock thing and Superman beat themselves up for 2 hours....one dies,the end.
 

Snaku

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Ned Flanders said:
Reviews aside, the stifling thing for me with this film is the fact that I don't think that the scale of the plot is fitting of a character of Superman's powers. Luthor has been explored..he's done the kryptonite thing, he's used his cunning to enlist the support of other superpowered beings..he's even scientifically constructed a pawn capable of battling Superman (admittedly in a film that isn't considered canon to Returns, but the point stands). What Superman needed in this film was a Darkseid..someone who embodied the ill will of Luthor but came with a power equally as formidable as Supes. The scope of the dilemma would have been more fitting of Superman's abilities and the action would have been more titanic. Luthor with another doomsday plot just seems pedestrian by now...wait..did I just say Doomsday? Hell even Doomsday would have made for a better foil this go-round than Luthor, again.

*sigh*

All IMHO of course.

After being missing for 5 years, you think Luthor wouldn't have something for Supes? Plus it's a re-introduction of the franchise, so it's key to nail down the basics.

Darkseid and Doomsday could easily be done in the sequel, and would work much better as sequel characters. If you throw in Darkseid, or Doomsday in Returns, what else could they throw at Supes in the next film that'll be more challenging? Not much.
 
Snaku said:
After being missing for 5 years, you think Luthor wouldn't have something for Supes? Plus it's a re-introduction of the franchise, so it's key to nail down the basics.

Darkseid and Doomsday could easily be done in the sequel, and would work much better as sequel characters. If you throw in Darkseid, or Doomsday in Returns, what else could they throw at Supes in the next film that'll be more challenging? Not much.


superboy prime?
 

ManaByte

Member
Matrix said:
Yea Doomsday would have been a great action popcorn flick with tons of plot...


Giant rock thing and Superman beat themselves up for 2 hours....one dies,the end.

But then they could do Superman Lives with Shaq, The Terminator, a Backstreet Boy, and Superman Xtreme. Followed by the third movie Superman: The Mullet.
 

ManaByte

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060620...pYDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDJjOXUyBHNlYwNtdm5ld3M-

NEW YORK (Reuters) - "Superman Returns," which opens in the United States next week, is receiving knock-out first reviews from critics, with newcomer
Brandon Routh tipped to win over audiences as the latest crime-fighting "Man of Steel."

Hollywood's two trade newspapers, Daily Variety and Hollywood Reporter, gave the movie strong reviews, with The Reporter describing it as "a heartfelt Superman movie that plays to a broad audience thanks to an emotionally troubled Man of Steel."

Daily Variety critic Todd McCarthy said director
Bryan Singer had imprinted the Warner Bros. movie with its own personality. "'Superman Returns' is never self-consciously hip, ironic, post-modern or camp. To the contrary, it's quite sincere, with an artistic elegance," he said.

Routh won praise for his apparent effortlessness -- with his resemblance to Superman predecessor, the late Christopher Reeve, not going unnoticed.

The movie's plot has Superman returning to Earth following a mysterious absence of several years. Back home, an old enemy plots to render him powerless once and for all while the superhero's great love, Lois Lane (
Kate Bosworth), has moved on -- or has she?

Newsweek said Singer, who left the popular "X-Men" franchise to make "Superman Returns," did the right thing from the start of "this gorgeously crafted epic" by showing respect for the most foursquare comic superheroes of them all.

The magazine added that "Routh may or may not be a real actor, but he effortlessly lays claim to the iconic role, just as Reeve did. Indeed, he virtually duplicates Reeve in the way he plays Kent as a diffident, awkward Midwestern colt."

"Next to Singer's champagne, most recent superhero adventure movies are barely sparkling cider."

Time magazine said Singer and writers Michael Dougherty and Dan Harris had revived and revised the story's premise. "The result is an action adventure that's as thrilling for what it means as for what is shows," Time said.

The film is Superman's first big-screen appearance since the 1987 movie "Superman IV: The Quest for Peace" starring Reeve.
 
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