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[Buckethead]

Don't bore too many girls with your philosophical ramblings!

:jnc I make myself sound like such an annoying cunt sometimes

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Chinese food for Christmas and Japanese food for the New Year....

An old friend wrote a song about it years ago:

Chinese Food on Christmas

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Mech, please burn that pillow when you're done. Don't make your family live under the same roof as that... desecrated object.

 

[RellyRell28]

Just curious has Kas brought this up yet?

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...nacee-says-nfl-is-biased-toward-aaron-rodgers

She look 1,000 times better than Olivia Scum tho

edit: Detroit vs. everybody is a dope song tho.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

An old friend wrote a song about it years ago:

Chinese Food on Christmas

We once had Mexican instead on Christmas, just was not the same and we all knew we made a horrible mistake.

 

[Plasticine]

bitch

You're putting a strap-on on a pillow?

 

[MechDX]

You're putting a strap-on on a pillow?

There ya go. Enjoy yourself!

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

I'm sure there is some sick fellow out there you can commission to make a J.J Watt Hug Pillow (Again don't Google Image since I don't know what comes up but I can guess)...

 

[Spinluck]

I see Mech done lost it again

I also see that he wants the Lions to lose more than the Colts this weekend: progress!

 

[eznark]

Dak sucks shit

 

[BlackGhost]

Daks a big guy, built like a Rb. First time seeing him play live

 

[Plasticine]

There ya go. Enjoy yourself!

He'd probably just take out his cell phone or stare off indifferently and not really be there for me.

 

[MechDX]

I see Mech done lost it again

I also see that he wants the Lions to lose more than the Colts this weekend: progress!

Don't need my help.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Do people wear shirts in the future?

Nope, i've been Shirtless all 2015

 

[cdyhybrid]

Dak sucks shit

racist

Spoiler

Most SEC QBs do

 

[bionic77]

The thing that sucks about a nespresso is that you have to use their coffee and their coffee only.

True.

But their coffee is pretty awesome!

 

[MechDX]

Why the fuck when I image search "Andy Dalton gif" on BING I get gay porn???

The fuck Microsoft!?

 

[JABEE]

Who is more devoted to Stafford? Stafford's wife or Kas?

 

[cdyhybrid]

Why the fuck when I image search "Andy Dalton gif" on BING I get gay porn???

The fuck Microsoft!?

Bing is the porn search engine, breh.

 

[MechDX]

Bing is the porn search engine, breh.

Or Andy is the "Red Rifle" in more than just a name.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Who wants to ring in the new year with some GTA? PS4 folks only.

 

[Bowser]

lol overrated ass SEC getting shit on this week

 

[Tamanon]

Why the fuck when I image search "Andy Dalton gif" on BING I get gay porn???

The fuck Microsoft!?

It's Bing? You can't avoid porn on it. Only reason it has any users. They use Bing for their porn and google for the rest of the stuff.

 

[JCizzle]

Marrone's clause also allows him to walk away with his 2015 guaranteed base salary of $4 million without it counting as an offset against any future salary even if he should land another job, sources said.

Good lord, can i hire his agent?

 

[ActStriker]

Who is more devoted to Stafford? Stafford's wife or Kas?

How is this a question? Has his local KFC ever denied him service?

 

[Himynameischris]

Happy new year everyone!! Stay safe, I'm heading out for the night

 

[MechDX]

Happy new year everyone!! Stay safe, I'm heading out for the night

Find Trejo for me and tell him I miss him. Need him back this year. Dolphins get another shot at us .

 

[Fantomex]

Me and the wife are getting some fried chicken and watching some Netflix tonight. Being old is awesome.

 

[Himynameischris]

Find Trejo for me and tell him I miss him. Need him back this year. Dolphins get another shot at us .

If I can remain sober long enough to remember this I will

 

[RellyRell28]

I'll be out drinking as usual. Most likely be in the club also.

 

[Tamanon]

Heading out to test out a club here in Raleigh as soon as my girl is finally ready. Excuse to dust off the club clothes.

 

[WesternHeretic]

I still have another 3-4 hours before I head out. Damn you east coast bitches who's going to keep me company?

Spoiler

Jerk it for 3 hours here I come!

 

[bionic77]

Me and the wife are getting some fried chicken and watching some Netflix tonight. Being old is awesome.

Fried chicken amplifies the awesomeness of any activity.

 

[WesternHeretic]

What does it feel like when your wife stop giving up the pussy and starts giving you the vagina?

 

[RellyRell28]

I still have another 3-4 hours before I head out. Damn you east coast bitches who's going to keep me company?

Spoiler

Jerk it for 3 hours here I come!

Spoiler

Did that 3 hours ago

 

[MechDX]

Should I open and play Forza Horizon 2 or Lego Bat man 3?

 

[Greg]

I feel like an old

worked out and now I don't feel like doing anything else tonight

 

[Bowser]

I feel like an old

worked out and now I don't feel like doing anything else tonight

saw this on Twitter and it sums up NYE perfectly:

 

[bionic77]

What does it feel like when your wife stop giving up the pussy and starts giving you the vagina?

I don't speak this language.

My apologies.

 

[RellyRell28]

saw this on Twitter and it sums up NYE perfectly:

Perfect

 

[Greg]

saw this on Twitter and it sums up NYE perfectly:

hahaha, exactly

 

[BlackGhost]

I feel like an old

worked out and now I don't feel like doing anything else tonight

Feel the same, honestly just want to sit home.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Even my mama who's in her 50's goes out more than some of you.

Spoiler

I once ran into my mama.... at the casino... at the bar. AWKWARD!

 

[Spinluck]

Even my mama who's in her 50's goes out more than some of you.

Spoiler

I once ran into my mama.... at the casino... at the bar. AWKWARD!

Did you guys discuss Trent Tuck's season?

 

[rando14]

I feel like an old

worked out and now I don't feel like doing anything else tonight

Come out with us, we're about to head out!! I would be delighted to make you some coffee

Spoiler

BG is not welcome, of course!!

 

[RellyRell28]

Fuck coffee

 

[bionic77]

I feel like an old

worked out and now I don't feel like doing anything else tonight

Olds party harder than youngs.

They got nothing to lose!

 

[DMczaf]

Fuck coffee

F you!

 

[rando14]

Fuck coffee

NO

 

[WesternHeretic]

Did you guys discuss Trent Tuck's season?

The only thing she knows about football is Russell, and Sherman. She calls Sherman the curly hair guy. I don't know if that's racist or not I just laugh. She's Asian if you haven't figured that out yet.