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[Smiley90]

I'd say bring back the Flying V, but the Oilers already did that recently.

You mean the Jets?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

You mean the Jets?

Nope

 

[Quick]

The team better fucking quack in the huddle.

They need to be down 3 goals by the first period. Then have a sloppy second period that gets them 2 goals, but the other team scores another to make it 4-2.

During the second period, have Emerson Etem crack jokes (with glasses on), and Boudreau telling him he's using the wrong jokes.

During the second intermission, have a huddle in the locker room, ending with "Ducks Fly Together!"

Then, in spectacular fashion, they score 2 goals to tie it. The game goes to OT. Getzlaf scores the shootout winner.

The Ducks win a trophy, We Are The Champion starts playing.

Then, the Ducks go camping.

Fuck yeah, bitches.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I fucking love you Quick.

Or as you'll be known as, only for today... 'Quack'.

 

[Razorskin]

They need to be down 3 goals by the first period. Then have a sloppy second period that gets them 2 goals, but the other team scores another to make it 4-2.

During the second period, have Emerson Etem crack jokes (with glasses on), and Boudreau telling him he's using the wrong jokes.

During the second intermission, have a huddle in the locker room, ending with "Ducks Fly Together!"

Then, in spectacular fashion, they score 2 goals to tie it. The game goes to OT. Getzlaf scores the shootout winner.

The Ducks win a trophy, We Are The Champion starts playing.

Then, the Ducks go camping.

Fuck yeah, bitches.

The tying goal in the 3rd is scored by Etem via knuckle puck.

 

[Freyjadour]

And, repeating last week, the Chicago Wolves play Allen the first night for a win and 1 GAA, then play Climie for a loss and 4 GAA.

Allen's made 71/73 for .973. Climie has made 58/66 for .879.

Hopefully the Wolves start giving the nod to Allen rather than keep throwing losses to Climie. I really don't see him staying buried in the AHL if he keeps this up.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Stu Grimson: "For authenticity, can we light Wildwing on fire?"

lollll

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Here at the Ducks game. Go Ducks Go!

 

[Red_Man]

Anaheim's 4th line is so skilled :lol

 

[Unhandled Exception]

here comes dat babby trick

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Anaheim's 4th line is so skilled :lol

Don't tell Patrick Roy that.

 

[MrToughPants]

Babby get girl pragnent

 

[Giggzy]

Stu Grimson: "For authenticity, can we light Wildwing on fire?"

lollll

HAHAHAH. They really should!

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Guy Hebert. Fucking legend.

 

[Giggzy]

Gotta love all those pewpewpews

 

[Razorskin]

Those jersey are beautiful.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Why can't this night last forever.

 

[Cake Boss]

Hrtc and Dtrd. <3 u guyz.

 

[Smiley90]

IT'S QUACKIN' TIME

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Hrtc and Dtrd. <3 u guyz.

I'm glad to share this night with u and babby <3

 

[Quick]

Oh damn, she's wearing the old Ducks alternate.

Another one of my favourite jerseys.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

The eggplant baseball alternate was so fucking boss.

 

[Quick]

And Hiller's wearing some Koho equipment, too.

Fuck yeah.

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Sens lol.

 

[Smiley90]

GODDAMNIT SPORTSNET YOU SUCK.

"Keys to the game" for the Ducks should have been "fly together"

LOOOOOL DUCKS ALREADY SCORED? DEM JERSEY POWER

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

MVPERRY! QUACK QUACK QUACK!

lol, old goal siren!

 

[Quick]

MIGHTY DUCKS GOAL.

 

[TUSR]

stahp with the break aways

 

[Revenant]

Guyz I was at a Deftones Concert last night and some girl and I started talking....the touch barrier was eventually broken when she started grinding up against me. I didn't get her number but I think she might have been the one.

Should i have proposed on the spot? Also should I have been wearing protection when she stepped through the touch barrier into my pleasure perimeter?

need assistance because you are my internet bros.

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Ottawa getting owned!!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

lol anderson

 

[Smiley90]

Guyz I was at a Deftones Concert last night and some girl and I started talking....the touch barrier was eventually broken when she started grinding up against me. I didn't get her number but I think she might have been the one.

Should i have proposed on the spot? Also should I have been wearing protection when she stepped through the touch barrier into my pleasure perimeter?

beta rev pls



QUACK QUACK GETZLAF

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I think it's cool that the Sens are also playing like it's 1993 for them.

MIGHTY GETZLAF! QUACK QUACK QUACK!

 

[Samyy]

QUACKKKKKKKK
I enjoy seeing Ottawa suffer!

 

[TUSR]

Guyz I was at a Deftones Concert last night and some girl and I started talking....the touch barrier was eventually broken when she started grinding up against me. I didn't get her number but I think she might have been the one.

Should i have proposed on the spot? Also should I have been wearing protection when she stepped through the touch barrier into my pleasure perimeter?

need assistance because you are my internet bros.

beta like hrtc

 

[Razorskin]

Jesus Ducks need to wear these jerseys more often

I think it's cool that the Sens are also playing like it's 1993 for them.

:lol

 

[Cake Boss]

Someone stick a rod up my ass and let me bleed to death.

 

[Red_Man]

Tonight we are all Mighty Ducks.

lol anderson

.

 

[Samyy]

Someone stick a rod up my ass and let me bleed to death.

Too bad Manics is banned right

 

[Quick]

Guyz I was at a Deftones Concert last night and some girl and I started talking....the touch barrier was eventually broken when she started grinding up against me. I didn't get her number but I think she might have been the one.

Should i have proposed on the spot? Also should I have been wearing protection when she stepped through the touch barrier into my pleasure perimeter?

need assistance because you are my internet bros.

Betamax.

You wear protection when she gets past your pleasure perimeter and into your anus.

 

[Pochacco]

OMG. Mighty Ducks look awesome!
(they're playing awesome too)

Unleash the Flying V, Bombay!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

reminds me of the first game we played against ottawa after anderson threw his fit

 

[Smiley90]

Can we get the Northwest back pls? I don't like this new, competent division

 

[Giggzy]

Duck dynasty !

 

[Buba Big Guns]

wow this team is playing like ass.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Can we get the Northwest back pls? I don't like this new, competent division

only the oilers are below you right now

think about that smelly

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Etem totally just snatched from Karlsson. Beautiful.

 

[KernelPanic]

wow this team is playing like ass.

Might have something to do with playing last night.

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Ducks dominating the Sens like this reminds me of Cup Finals between the teams.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

bring that #1 back so the ducks can get a few more on him