I think all Widowmakers and Hanzos should drop them already and use the real best sniper: Reinhardt. Forget your left click. Forget your right click. Forget your E and Q too. Fuck, you don't even need WASD. The only button you'll need is Shift.
The Shift button launches a bullet. Much like Widowmaker and Hanzo's bullets/arrows, this bullet doesn't suffer from damage falloff at range and deals a shit-ton of damage when it connects, making it effective at killing far-away targets unlike that bitch McCree's revolver shots (Why would you ever use that guy anyway?). It has a slow travel time, requiring a shit-ton of skill to land, but you're a sniper. You've got the skill to do it. If you didn't, you would've picked someone like Soldier 76 like all those other spray 'n praying scrubs already, but you aren't them; you're better.
When it lands, the overwhelming force of the shot launches them into the nearest wall where the shock from being smashed into this wall and consequently having every bone in their body shatter causes them to die. Conveniently, you yourself are moved along with this bullet so you can look your victim in the eye in their final moments, them realizing they're about to die to the most elite of snipers, lamenting their poor decisions in life for ever trying to fuck with you, screaming in their self-inflicted agony--And then they die. You look at the art you created with their mangled corpse and then you move on to create more art. Because sniping is a god-damn art form and you want to show off your talent, you brilliant devil.
In the event you miss, you can start using your other buttons like a scrub. But me? I don't need them; I'm the best damned sniper in the business. Still, when my team asks, I'll use my other buttons. I mean, I'm kinda there already and I've got shit all to do while waiting to use Shift again.
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Seriously now, I think I'd be a lot happier if all the crappy snipers suddenly played Reinhardt. <.<
