speculawyer
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Okay, I'll admit, that's a little bit childish, but I also think hilarious (as long as you don't take it too seriously) -
A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney
By DAVID JAVERBAUM
Man, this shit is so much in my wheelhouse, it's like it's been written for me personally.
He stole the idea from me. ;-)
speculawyer said:Mitt is the idiot savant of flip-flopping. Clinton worked hard at triangulation. Mitt one-up's him by going for quantum mechanics politics . . . hold all positions simultaneously. Only the presence of a voter forces him to temporarily collapse into a specific position.sharbhund said:
http://72.52.200.115/forum/showpost.php?p=35635737&postcount=6014
"The only difference between your healthcare plan, Governor, and the affordable care act is that yours covers elective abortions."
*ZING*! Damn, he (or perhaps Biden instead) should memorize that line and have it ready.