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[Ernest]

Just for some perceptive, places like Fox News and their minions are saying shit like;
"at this point I trust the Russians more than the Democrats".

How do you fucking reason with someone this far gone?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

How does Veep continue. This would be too ridiculous for them.

 

[hipsterpants]

Wait so did they actually lose the bill and are trying to cover it up? Or are they just being super protective of it?

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Wait so did they actually lose the bill and are trying to cover it up? Or are they just being super protective of it?

I mean.. at this point.. it really could be both and I wouldn't be shocked..

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Maybe the bill doesn't exist!

 

[Roland_Gunner]

Wait so did they actually lose the bill and are trying to cover it up? Or are they just being super protective of it?

The Republican leadership will only produce one paper copy since they don't want it to leak. Members have to be approved to view it, like a religious relic or something. Its madness.

Edit: Turns out I'm behind the curve. The bill has gone from religious relic to prize in a scavenger hunt. Seriously beyond parody here.

 

[Ernest]

They think they found the source of the leaks from the Trump administration.

And the one responsible for the leaks?

Spoiler

Trump himself, due to his unsecure phone.

I say fire the guy...

Also,

Spoiler

that's a joke website. But that story is very likely.

 

[nature boy]

Wait so did they actually lose the bill and are trying to cover it up? Or are they just being super protective of it?

Allegedly, the bill is locked in a room and protected by Capitol Police.

 

[jtb]

They think they found the source of the leaks from the Trump administration.

And the one responsible for the leaks?

Spoiler

Trump himself, due to his unsecure phone.

I say fire the guy...

fake news. like, actually.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Maybe the bill doesn't exist!

The Bill exists inside each of our hearts

 

[Zukkoyaki]

It's probably blank paper in a folder

 

[studyguy]

So apparently the bill was moved to a secret location.
Like not even joking, it's a scavenger hunt now.

https://twitter.com/ericawerner/status/837356831869644800
Erica Werner
@ericawerner

For those just tuning in: House Democrats are literally wandering around the Capitol looking for the health care bill.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

The Bill exists inside each of our hearts

The bill was the friends we made along the way.

 

[Outdoor Miner]

So apparently the bill was moved to a secret location.
Like not even joking, it's a scavenger hunt now.

Someone wake me up this can't be real.

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

The Bill exists inside each of our hearts

We could possibly be talking about a Quantum Healthcare Bill.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Good news if Bill is this secret it is due to how bad it is.

 

[Hellwarden]

The bill was the friends we made along the way.

It's not where the bill is taking us.

It's how we're going there together.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

The bill was the friends we made along the way.

We could possibly be talking about a Quantum Healthcare Bill.

:jnc

Someone wake me up this can't be real.

It's real.. you're not dreaming..

 

[Mr.Shrugglesツ]

What the hell are they distracting from?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

PoliGaf 2107|OT2| The Fellowship of the Bill

 

[jack_package_200]

PoliGaf 2107|OT2| The Fellowship of the Bill

Barrack Obama, Barney Frank, Hillary Clinton stole the bill and plan on throwing it into a volcano.

 

[dramatis]

I feel sorry for the Capitol police. Imagine having to control hundreds of people scouring Congress from top to bottom for a bill.

 

[Plinko]

LOL the republicans are making Americans look like fools. They cannot be blind to what is happening here. This health care bill thing is a circus.

 

[UberTag]

Just for some perceptive, places like Fox News and their minions are saying shit like;
"at this point I trust the Russians more than the Democrats".

How do you fucking reason with someone this far gone?

You don't. Instead you refer to the Republicans as the Russian Sympathizer party and no longer as Republicans.

Good news if Bill is this secret it is due to how bad it is.

That Bill Cipher. Always a tricky one, he is.

 

[Aaron Strife]

Maybe the bill doesn't exist!

 

[Mr.Shrugglesツ]

Who is that?

 

[Finale Fireworker]

Who is that?

Coming out of lurk mode to say: are you for real my dude

That's Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls. Your life is lacking without full familiarity with this masterpiece. Please go watch Mean Girls and Heathers back to back.

 

[Vixdean]

LOL the republicans are making Americans look like fools. They cannot be blind to what is happening here. This health care bill thing is a circus.

Just wait for the bill that privatizes Medicare and Social Security!

 

[Mr.Shrugglesツ]

Coming out of lurk mode to say: are you for real my dude

That's Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls. Your life is lacking without full familiarity with this masterpiece. Please go watch Mean Girls and Heathers back to back.

I don't see this Lohan on the imdb for Heathers.

 

[zaccheus]

https://youtu.be/Tq86Beh3T70

Rubin on the "regressive left". Very cogently explains what's going wrong with the left.

 

[Teggy]

I don't see this Lohan on the imdb for Heathers.

She's not in Heathers, it's just a thematically similar film (although darker).

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

https://youtu.be/Tq86Beh3T70

Rubin on the "regressive left". Very cogently explains what's going wrong with the left.

Second recommended video:

"Real Racism and 'Bogus' Black Lives Matter"

Great.

 

[A Serious Man]

Who is that?

Don't worry about it, she doesn't exist anymore.

 

[Bonen no Max'd]

https://youtu.be/Tq86Beh3T70

Rubin on the "regressive left". Very cogently explains what's going wrong with the left.

Believes in Classical liberalism and progressivism lololol

Edit: Actually maybe I'm the real dummy, I didn't realize progressivism dates back to Kant so I guess I just got owned.

 

[Kid Kamikaze10]

https://youtu.be/Tq86Beh3T70

Rubin on the "regressive left". Very cogently explains what's going wrong with the left.

I think he does, but through projection.

Guys like him are the problem. So willing to throw those of us who want to defend civil rights under the bus.

Because let this be clear, guys like Larry Elder? Do not give a damn about civil rights.

And judging by that video, Rubin doesn't either. Not for groups historically oppressed.

 

[MetalGearZed]

How does Veep continue. This would be too ridiculous for them.

It'll continue to be hilarious and not be depressing as hell

 

[StopMakingSense]

How does Veep continue. This would be too ridiculous for them.

keeping this saved on my desktop has been so handy. Though depressing as this was after pussy tape.

 

[Mike M]

Man, is hard to imagine a scenario where whatever goodwill ambassadorTrump garnered for not vomiting all over himself during his address could be more thoroughly destroyed than this.

 

[excelsiorlef]

https://youtu.be/Tq86Beh3T70

Rubin on the "regressive left". Very cogently explains what's going wrong with the left.

Oh yeah the guy who took a neutral stance on GG and had guys like Milo and Sargon on to his show long after Gamergate was explicitly exposed in Mainstream media for being the harassing shit show it was...

That's the guy whose advice I want to talk on how to be a better lefty.

Also why not elaborate on why you think the video is good instead of just dropping a near 10 minute long video with nary a word.

 

[Aaron Strife]

Look, I was a master bullshitter in school. I know what Ryan's playing at.

"Oh, yes, of course my essay/the repeal bill is done. I just... haven't printed it off yet! I'll just go to the computer lab and take care of that quick."

(Doesn't come back for 45 minutes)

 

[Finale Fireworker]

I don't see this Lohan on the imdb for Heathers.

She's not in Heathers. Heathers is a Winona Ryder movie from the 80s. It's just a great companion film for Mean Girls. I always recommend both in the same breath.

 

[Bonen no Max'd]

Look, I was a master bullshitter in school. I know what Ryan's playing at.

"Oh, yes, of course my essay/the repeal bill is done. I just... haven't printed it off yet! I'll just go to the computer lab and take care of that quick."

(Doesn't come back for 45 minutes)

*comes back with a single sheet of paper saying "let poor people die"*

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

*comes back with a single sheet of paper saying "let poor people die"*

Let the poor be free (from this mortal coil)

 

[chadskin]

Meanwhile:

Christopher Steele, the former MI6 spy who prepared the explosive Trump report, has been approached about testifying before the US Senate Intelligence Committee's investigation into the new President's alleged links with Russia, The Independent can reveal.

Mr Steele's friends say it is currently unlikely he would be willing to travel to the US. But it is understood Democrats - as well as some Republicans - in Congress are prepared to facilitate discreet initial meetings in the UK or on other neutral territory.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-hotel-british-spy-mi6-evidence-a7608456.html

 

[PantherLotus]

So he's alive then? Or is this new reporting on old news?

 

[nature boy]

So he's alive then? Or is this new reporting on old news?

LOL why would he be dead?

 

[chadskin]

So he's alive then? Or is this new reporting on old news?

Was he reported dead?

 

[Mr.Shrugglesツ]

LOL why would he be dead?

I remember some stuff about Steele being dead.

 

[StopMakingSense]

I remember some stuff about Steele being dead.

What? No. He went into hiding just after his report gut dumped onto Buzzfeed. Basically the last news on him.

 

[Mr.Shrugglesツ]

Whats the mechanism for recalling a president?

What? No. He went into hiding just after his report gut dumped onto Buzzfeed. Basically the last news on him.

I wasn't following it when it first came up, just what I remember. I'm obvs wrong.