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[Bladenic]

Dddd at that girl behind her looking down like "bitch what?"

 

[Vazra]

Urban Dictionary: Mooriah Carey

A fat singer who uses all her album profits to use "Pitch Correction" on many of her albums. Her music has inspired many of the "rap" artists today. She inspired them by her excessive use of the same sounds/beat for her "music".

Since many found out her music sounds the same all the time, only ignorant people find her music "intresting" and her, "hot".
She tried to stay "cool" by marrying 27 year old, Nick Cannon.

She is also known as Mooriah Scarey and (I'm) Mariah (and you can't) Carey (me).
"Re-touch my body, make me look skinnier. I like looking like a whore in my videos, it makes me connect with the stupid youth of today, take Nick for example" - Mooriah Carey

SCREAMING. Who did that?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Speaking of, the Wikipedia entry for Jody Watley is life giving.

Jody Watley continued her creative streak of multiple decades of prominence as a renowned icon and trendsetter with the release of her single Nightlife in 2013.[91][92][93][94][95] the much heralded return to disco dance was a Top 5 British Urban Single, Top 10 Commercial Pop Single Music Week and Billboard Hot Dance Club Play Top 20 Single.[96]

:ahh:

 

[Vazra]

Speaking of, the Wikipedia entry for Jody Watley is life giving.



:ahh:

Who?

 

[Dr. Malik]

http://www.getmoregaga.com/

 

[Leona Lewis]

Who?

The R&B/Dance Perra of the mid-to-late 80s.

 

[Vazra]

The R&B/Dance Perra of the mid-to-late 80s.

Makes sense.

 

[Vazduh]

Speaking of, the Wikipedia entry for Jody Watley is life giving.

:ahh:

Hahahahah It reminded me of Thalia's wiki entry, which may be factually accurate, but it's written as if she was the second coming of Jesus.

Tommy Mottola, the power of his wallet.

The Romanian Rihanna, Inna, is coming back on the 15th with her new song titled Cola Song.

Yes, I'm ready for some Romanian guilty pleasures! I only hope that this time she releases her singles properly (i.e. doesn't release them all at once like she did with her 2nd album).

Btw, Nito, I'm going to check out those

Spoiler

probably flawless

songs you've posted earlier.

 

[cory64]

 

[Phreaker]

Speaking of, the Wikipedia entry for Jody Watley is life giving.

I love her and was just listening to her self-titled debut again the other day - still am amazing album.

 

[7echnicolor]

http://www.getmoregaga.com/

 

[Dr. Malik]

not Alicia Keys trying to ruin Spider Man 2 before its even out

 

[Yado]

not Alicia Keys trying to ruin Spider Man 2 before its even out

Marriages, the national anthem and now this. Will there be no respite from her reign of terror?

 

[Zutroy]

Rita's song is a good summer jam. All who say otherwise are wrong!

 

[Mumei]

The R&B/Dance Perra of the mid-to-late 80s.

Who is today's Paula Abdul?

 

[Dr. Malik]

Marriages, the national anthem and now this. Will there be no respite from her reign of terror?

dont forget about Blackberry

 

[Weapxn]

Who is today's Paula Abdul?

I almost said Carly Rae, but Paula had more than one hit. And she can't dance, as far as i know.

 

[Vazduh]

Who is today's Paula Abdul?

If we're talking about the dancing/singing talent ratio, only one person comes to mind.

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Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Touchdown]

Who is today's Paula Abdul?

Honestly there is no one talented enough today to even compare.

 

[Poker Face]

If we're talking about the dancing/singing talent ratio, only one person comes to mind.

Spoiler

Sorry, couldn't resist.

glad boomkack and akon are doing so well after they left gaga.

Spoiler

i miss boomkack

 

[Touchdown]

glad boomkack and akon are doing so well after they left gaga.

YAS. Spill it.

 

[Mumei]

I almost said Carly Rae, but Paula had more than one hit. And she can't dance, as far as i know.

Yes. It needs to be someone who:

a) Can dance
b) Can't sing
c) Has had multiple big hits
d) Peaked early
e) won't have much longevity

 

[Professor Beef]

Yes. It needs to be someone who:

a) Can dance
b) Can't sing
c) Has had multiple big hits
d) Peaked early
e) won't have much longevity

If you reverse A and B, you might get Lorde

 

[Matt_]

Ciara?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yes. It needs to be someone who:

a) Can dance
b) Can't sing
c) Has had multiple big hits
d) Peaked early
e) won't have much longevity

Ciara fits nearly all of this criteria apart from c) and e) I guess because she's still around making music.

 

[Touchdown]

Yes. It needs to be someone who:

a) Can dance
b) Can't sing
c) Has had multiple big hits
d) Peaked early
e) won't have much longevity

They also need to do their own choreography which I don't believe anyone does anymore.

 

[Mumei]

Beef, Lorde can't dance or sing.

Ciara fits nearly all of this criteria apart from c) and e) I guess because she's still around making music.

There's a difference between "being around" and having longevity in the sense that you're a big chart-topping name for more than half a decade. Just look at Paula's singles charting trajectory:

1988 - 41
1988 - 88
1989 - 1
1989 - 1
1989 - 1
1989 - 3
1990 - 1
1991 - 1
1991 - 1
1991 - 6
1992 - 16
1992 - 19
1995 - 28
1995 - 58
1996 - 112
2008 - 62
2009 - 87

 

[Matt_]

Ciara fits nearly all of this criteria apart from c) and e) I guess because she's still around making music.

Paula was releasing stuff for 10+ years. Her last single came out in 2012 apparently.
But like Ciara the later stuff was paid absolute dust.

 

[Phire Phox]

Lorde looking flawless on the cover of Fashion Magazine

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Urban Dictionary: Mooriah Carey

(I'm) Mariah (and you can't) Carey (me)

A bit forced, but good effort Cyno

 

[Mumei]

Lorde looking flawless on the cover of Fashion Magazine

You just reminded me of this!

Spoiler

No shade intended; it's a great message and we could do with more of that sort of honesty.

 

[Trigger]

If we're talking about the dancing/singing talent ratio, only one person comes to mind.

Spoiler

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Oh my

How dreadful.

 

[Vazra]

Beef, Lorde can't dance or sing.



There's a difference between "being around" and having longevity in the sense that you're a big chart-topping name for more than half a decade. Just look at Paula's singles charting trajectory:

1988 - 41
1988 - 88
1989 - 1
1989 - 1
1989 - 1
1989 - 3
1990 - 1
1991 - 1
1991 - 1
1991 - 6
1992 - 16
1992 - 19
1995 - 28
1995 - 58
1996 - 112
2008 - 62
2009 - 87

What about Britney Jean Spears?

 

[cory64]

What about Britney Jean Spears?

Knee hasn't gone more than 2 years without a top 3 singrle since her Blackout.

actually she's been there 4 times since 2011 to Gaga's 2.

 

[royalan]

"LOOK YOUNGER NOW" next to a picture of Lorde.

The shade.

 

[Touchdown]

"LOOK YOUNGER NOW" next to a picture of Lorde.

The shade.

Wait.

 

[3phemeral]

Don't those pants belong to her grandmother/aunt, the ones that she wears when she feels insecure or depressed and uses them as a sort of pick-me-up?

 

[7echnicolor]

She looks a lot better here.

 

[Vazduh]

Inouwee - Essence
Chelsea Wolfe - Feral Love
Zola Jesus - Vessel
Uh Huh Her - Another Case
Clare Maguire
Layla - Oh My Love
Alice Smith - Be Easy
Amanda Palmer - The Bed Song
Carina Round - The Last Time
Nellie Mckay - Mother of Pearl and If I Had You
A Fine Frenzy - Now Is The Start
Nerina Pallot - Put Your Hands Up

Just finished listening to all of the songs. They were a perfect soundtrack to this lazy Wednesday night.

edit: Just saw this article. Angela Chang strikes back. Angela is actually Pigrez, right?

 

[7echnicolor]

Inouwee - Essence
Chelsea Wolfe - Feral Love
Zola Jesus - Vessel
Uh Huh Her - Another Case
Clare Maguire
Layla - Oh My Love
Alice Smith - Be Easy
Amanda Palmer - The Bed Song
Carina Round - The Last Time
Nellie Mckay - Mother of Pearl and If I Had You
A Fine Frenzy - Now Is The Start
Nerina Pallot - Put Your Hands Up

I love posts like this, we need more "flop" music in our lives.

 

[Poker Face]

edit: Just saw this article. Angela Chang strikes back. Angela is actually Pigrez, right?

who else would dedicate their lives to writing negative articles about lady gaga under multiple fake identities?

 

[3phemeral]

Just finished listening to all of the songs. They were a perfect soundtrack to this lazy Wednesday night.

edit: Just saw this article. Angela Chang strikes back. Angela is actually Pigrez, right?

The only good thing to come from that article:

 

[Vazra]

Just finished listening to all of the songs. They were a perfect soundtrack to this lazy Wednesday night.

I love posts like this, we need more "flop" music in our lives.

Stan a bit sistren. :3

 

[Poker Face]

Gaga's performing G.U.Y. tonight on letterman

she's also performing Dope

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

who else would dedicate their lives to writing negative articles about lady gaga under multiple fake identities?

godelsmetric? RIP to the good sis

 

[Mumei]

godelsmetric? RIP to the good sis

He has the free time now...

 

[Dr. Malik]

Rihanna Picks Gaga's vs Beyonce's Concert

 

[Vazra]

Must not be too kind
Stop thinking love is blind
Clench your fists yeah write
"she's just not my type..."

Why all these conflicting specifications
Maybe to prevent overpopulation
All I know is that all around the nation
The girls are crying and the boys are masturbating

And that's the way it is in Minnesota
And that's the way it is in Oklahoma
That's the way Aristophanes and homer
Wrote the Iliad and Lysistrata (not in that order...)

And that's the way it is in Minnesota
And that's the way it is in Oklahoma
That's the way it's been since protozoa
First climbed onto the shores of California

 

[Matt_]

Rihanna Picks Gaga's vs Beyonce's Concert

Oh I'm surprised at the answer.

 

[Vazra]

Oh I'm surprised at the answer.

Her explanation makes sense tho. She has seen Queen B multiple times so why not break the monotony of watching Bey and watch Gaga which she hasn't had the experience to see live.

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Poor her considering how lackluster Gaga's performances have been lately