The 5 Stages of Prometheus
1) Denial
Ridley Scott's return to sci-fi is a stunning visual achievement which I enjoyed a lot, I don't see why everyone is complaining!
2) Anger
Hang on a minute, why did they do that, what does this mean, this doesn't make any sense!
3) Bargaining
Maybe they meant this, or how about this, there's nothing in the film to suggest it but it sort of makes sense. Doesn't it?
4) Depression
Shit. It doesn't. I've never been so disappointed in a film
5) Acceptance
Space Jesus.