Rumor: Hunter Schafer being eyed to play Princess Zelda in the Zelda movie

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If they are going for an older Zelda I can see it. I don't know what he sounds like but in principle I have no issues with men playing women or the opposite. It has a long history in theatre and stage plays of all kinds.

Obviously if they also make Zelda the character trans for "representation" or whatever, that would be a different story.
This isn't a theater production or stage play, this is a movie and there is little to no historical reason in that medium to do it.

Few to no people want this, it's needs to not happen. If it does it was solely to make a trans statement.
 
Think it would be hilarious personally. Imagine being married to a bilogical male and having kids and never knowing.
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This isn't a theater production or stage play, this is a movie and there is little to no historical reason in that medium to do it.

Few to no people want this, it's needs to not happen. If it does it was solely to make a trans statement.
It's all acting, make believe. Staight actors play gay characters just the same, they put on accents, wigs, colored contacts, it's all the same. And he does look the part, which is really all that we can judge here.
 

Considering how she has been cast in everything lately, I wouldn't be surprised.

And the complains that I am reading in this thread about producing Zelda as "live action" at all are kinda ridiculous when you consider that a movie like A Minecraft Movie is not even "live action", really, since it's 99% CGI anyway.
 
I totally never caught that this was going to be live action. I thought it was animated all the way. Weird that they chose this path when the games are very cartoony. Maybe they didn't want to step on the style of the next game or something.
 
first of all, won't happen, we're talking about mutilating bodies here... and despite things like AI tech having skyrocketed, plastic surgery is still brutal butchery even at its best that makes horrific attempts to mimic things, as everyone knows who watches the tragedy of women altering their faces to look young, and how quickly it devolves into a horror show

second, in some scifi scenario where men could be so physically altered so as to be indistinguishable from women... imagine a different scenario: not knowing whether a child in the playground is really a child, or actually an old man who transformed himself into a child surgically. And just as horrific as that would be as a parent, it is equally horrific to imagine that "women" around your kids in public are actually men who are getting off on the charade of pretending to pass as women. It's perverse and should of course be criminally prosecuted in public, just as any attempt to fundamentally trick others on sensitive topics (sexual, childhood, etc) should be.
As a plastic surgeon I can say that outside some pinpoint examples It aint happening, maybe if they start to treat really young infants with heavy hormonal treatments, even then is hard, masculine and feminine anatomy outside some examples are really different in bone structure, sure you may find some instagram "beauty" or some really rich person with the right structure and able to afford years and years of modification but thats hardly real life, in real life most trans will look exactly like that, a trans person. And as far as sex change surgery goes, its very limited what we can do to change the body, every male who knows the woman " anatomy" should easily tell whats "fake". And its not good looking fake like breast implants.
 
It's all acting, make believe. Staight actors play gay characters just the same, they put on accents, wigs, colored contacts, it's all the same. And he does look the part, which is really all that we can judge here.
Nah, hard pass. We won't and don't agree on this topic.
 
I read through that thread too

Everyone's stumbling over each other trying to give the "most correct" response

Like it's a competition to see who can be the most performatively agreeable. They're all clearly on the same page, just trying to outdo one another in saying the most polished version of the same thing
 


As for Hunter, someone tell the tranny to keep his cock out of Zelda's dress.


People want ATJ to lose more weight?

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To what she looks like now?
Mate shes lost plenty.
If anything she needs to pack on some.
 
I read through that thread too

Everyone's stumbling over each other trying to give the "most correct" response

Like it's a competition to see who can be the most performatively agreeable. They're all clearly on the same page, just trying to outdo one another in saying the most polished version of the same thing
It's comedy gold. Like 200 Ned Flanders in one place.
 
You can all him/her whatever you want in private, and the whole 'these are my pronouns' lecturers annoy the hell out of me too, but its just basic courtesy not to say it irl 'in your face' for no reason. As if you're reminding them 'oh i know what gender you are, don't pretend'. I'd rather have a non chalant response than be rude for no reason.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not going out of my way to point out anyone's gender. Honestly, sometimes it's not even obvious (even if someone doesn't play pretend lol)

But when it turns into a serious conversation (and I've had a few of those at work), I'm not going to just play along. I can't just go along with things I fundamentally don't agree with or that ask me to ignore reality for the sake of politeness

It's not about being confrontational or disrespectful, it's about being honest. I believe in treating people with kindness (no, really), but also in having open and grounded conversations, especially when the context calls for clarity and truth
 
Honestly, I seem ok with it. Idc if he a trans. As long they not making Zelda a trans. If he just playing as a woman and does a good job. So be it. Looking the part for sure.
 
Of this was actually just "so and so would be perfect for this part" I could live with it. But I feel like it's probably more "it would be awesome if we could be more inclusive with our products". It's all just part of a philosophy that is overdone and tiresome. Hard pass on this on.
 
I dont give a damn if Hunter is a man or not. She looks just like Zelda.

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If I need to see the person naked to know if they are a woman or not, they can play a woman.
 
Guess Im at least bi if i wanna smash dat. Fine with me. The other insecure fellas around here would also smash, but they're too proud to admit it.
Smash it bro. Why don't you start by ramming his throbbing cock down your mouth then you can suck those silicon tiddies of his. Maybe then he can give you a foot job with his size 10 feet and put his big manly hands around your tiny cock.

Honestly, get real. Just because he passes as a man in still pics and video, do you really think straight men in real life won't be able to tell the difference?

More likely you're bi or desperate than the rest of us being insecure.
 
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Smash it bro. Why don't you start by ramming his throbbing cock down your mouth then you can suck those silicon tiddies of his. Maybe then he can give you a foot job with his size 10 feet and put his big manly hands around your tiny cock.

Honestly, get real. Just because he passes as a man in still pics and video, do you really think straight men in real life won't be able to tell the difference?

More likely you're bi or desperate than the rest of us being insecure.
Someone got triggered fast for a shitpost. Stay in your closet, little man.
 
The ERA thread has to be a comedic tour de force of a purity test with posters tripping all over themselves to jam as many mentions of the word "she" and "woman" into one sentence. The performative confusion was always my favorite, when they pretend to not understand AT ALL why this is happening as a not-so-subtle cue for others to write up a badass The Bigots rant that everyone then picks apart for the tiniest holes. Two pages later, ten more people banned for not agreeing hard enough.

Man what am I doing on GAF, ERA was where the real comedy was at... 🥲
 
Smash it bro. Why don't you start by ramming his throbbing cock down your mouth then you can suck those silicon tiddies of his. Maybe then he can give you a foot job with his size 10 feet and put his big manly hands around your tiny cock.
Either you're horny or into erotic fiction 🤣
 
No, cause he doesnt look like a woman. Hunter does. That was my point.

Not really hard to understand.
So your logic is: if someone looks like a woman, they can play one, but only if they also don't look like a man? Got it. Gender by vibes. Crystal clear
 
So your logic is: if someone looks like a woman, they can play one, but only if they also don't look like a man? Got it. Gender by vibes. Crystal clear
.... My logic is pretty fucking simple, and yet you dont seem to understand.

The trans in the video you've posted doesnt look like a woman. Hunter does. Its that simple.

And yes, if someone looks like a man, it doesnt look like a woman. And vice versa.

To play a role you only need to sound and look like the character you're playing. Hunter looks and sounds like a woman. Dick or not between her legs, dont care.

One was able to afford probably tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars of plastic surgery.

No doubt about it.

And Hunter has been on hormones for years
 
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I don't think I've ever looked at a man and though "wow, he's hot". I can appreciate the male body from an aesthetic point of view, but "hot" feels like it implies a little bit more.

You do you though.
That is definitely not a man body with those milkers
 
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