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Stellar Blade | Review Thread

How many copies do you think Stellar Blade will sell?

  • 1 million copies (tits and ass don't sell)

    Votes: 8 4.6%
  • 2 Million copies

    Votes: 38 21.7%
  • 4 Million copies

    Votes: 47 26.9%
  • 6 Million Copies

    Votes: 32 18.3%
  • 8 million Copies

    Votes: 14 8.0%
  • 10 Million Copies (Stellar Blade is on the level of Resident Evil)

    Votes: 11 6.3%
  • 15 Million Copies (Stellar Blade is on the level of Elden Ring)

    Votes: 1 0.6%
  • 20 million Copies (Stellar Blade is a system seller)

    Votes: 14 8.0%
  • 3 Million Copies

    Votes: 10 5.7%

  • Total voters
    175
  • Poll closed .

RevGaming

Member
People are saying that reviewers were hating the game before it coming out, but I say a lot of people from this forum are loving the game before coming out and loving it more because it was hated.

Both point of views are biased. The comments about EVE being unrealistic are dumb though.

A character should be whatever the developer wants it to be.

Me personally, reviews are good. Might get it on sale but it feels like a weird game to play. Like I look at how the character is portrayed and makes me feel uncomfortable playing it as it seems it has too much sex appeal. The character could look how they want it to, but adding sexual content in a game is just unappealing for me, no matter how the character looks like. Softporn just feels icky for me.

This might be offensive but needs to be said, but for the people who are fighting over how great she looks and are obsessed with her body over the internet. Just think how a long term partner would react to you getting triggered to the whole EVE’s situation. Any mature woman would find this behaviour creepy and uncomfortable. Just the mentality would cause long term problems. There may be exceptions and that’s great, but just seeing the people who want to buy this game makes me even more uncomfortable buying it because I don’t want to be associated within that group. Sorry.

Game looks uncomfortable to play and people who really want it and are proud of it makes me want to buy it less.
 
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People are saying that reviewers were hating the game before it coming out, but I say a lot of people from this forum are loving the game before coming out and loving it more because it was hated.

Both point of views are biased. The comments about EVE being unrealistic are dumb though.

A character should be whatever the developer wants it to be.

Me personally, reviews are good. Might get it on sale but it feels like a weird game to play. Like I look at how the character is portrayed and makes me feel uncomfortable playing it as it seems it has too much sex appeal. The character could look how they want it to, but adding sexual content in a game is just unappealing for me, no matter how the character looks like. Softporn just feels icky for me.

This might be offensive but needs to be said, but for the people who are fighting over how great she looks and are obsessed
with her body over the internet. Just think how a long term partner would react to you getting triggered to the whole EVE’s situation. Any mature would find this behaviour creepy and uncomfortable. Just the mentality would cause long term problems. There may be exceptions and that’s great, but just seeing the people who want to buy this game makes me even more uncomfortable buying it because I don’t want to be associated within that group. Sorry.

Game looks uncomfortable to play and people who really want it and are proud of it makes me want to buy it less.
The purple forum is that way ➡️
 
This game is gonna be def my GOTY. Putting the hot cute Eve aside, its structure is completely matched to my taste... that classic gaming feel with so much replay value potential :messenger_tongue:
 

Chuck Berry

Gold Member
This might be offensive but needs to be said, but for the people who are fighting over how great she looks and are obsessed with her body over the internet. Just think how a long term partner would react to you getting triggered to the whole EVE’s situation. Any mature woman would find this behaviour creepy and uncomfortable. Just the mentality would cause long term problems.

This is one of the dumbest fucking opinions Ive ever read.

Also tell me you've never been with a woman without telling me you've never been with a woman.
 
Game looks uncomfortable to play and people who really want it and are proud of it makes me want to buy it less.

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Reeee? I don’t like it either.
Lots of weirdos in both forums honestly.

There is over correction in both forums for sure......but saying you don't want to buy it just because other people that you don't want to be associated with are buying it is silly.
Seems to me that you are just uncomfortable playing the game and that is fine. Just stop villainizing people who are looking forward to it (or proud of looking forward to it) as if there is something wrong with them liking an attractive character.
 
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s situation. Any mature woman would find this behaviour creepy and uncomfortable. Just the mentality would cause long term problems. There may be exceptions and that’s great, but just seeing the people who want to buy this game makes me even more uncomfortable buying it because I don’t want to be associated within that group. Sorry.

Game looks uncomfortable to play and people who really want it and are proud of it makes me want to buy it less.


I think the only mature woman you have met in your life is your mom. Imagine how low is your self esteem that you don't buy a product because of other people's opinions.

I'm truly sorry for you.

Nah, I'm not. Go fuck yourself.
 

RevGaming

Member
Nevermind. It’s been a year since I interacted with people online to have an open discussion. Should’ve kept it to myself. People are so stubborn and close minded to see other viewpoints.

The replies are just dumb and clueless. Too many assumptions and judgey people here. Jumping to conclusions without asking first. Again, just a bunch of weird people here and in the purple forum. All very close minded and on an extreme. Bye.
 

RevGaming

Member
I think the only mature woman you have met in your life is your mom. Imagine how low is your self esteem that you don't buy a product because of other people's opinions.

I'm truly sorry for you.

Nah, I'm not. Go fuck yourself.
I’m in a relationship and I had one before lol.

The assumptions that are being thrown here just proves my point. How can yall be in relationships if yall jump to conclusions and judge people like… this quick without any evidence.

Anyways. it’s not worth discussing with people online.
 
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SkylineRKR

Member
When this game was announced it had 60-70 written all over it, it turns out to be way better than expected. And then some sites obviously dock this for being sexualized, which says nothing about the actual quality of the product.

I think the NG+ criticism of IGN is valid, there should be NG+ and costumes should be possible to use in another run. But I read NG+ will come through an update, so you can also remove that piece of criticism once this has been done.

Based on the demo I played, its a good game. I only didn't like the platforming, it felt off.
 

RevGaming

Member
A laughing emote and an empty three word response. Nice retort.

How about not speaking for all women and relationships like the typical 2024 feminist, ignorantly cucked idiot. There's a start.
All you did was say my opinion is dumb and that I haven’t been with a woman without any actual evidence. I am in a relationship.

Just… lol

You are the one that spends all day arguing about wanting more sexy characters… for whatever weird reason people have for wanting it. Just let devs do what they want.
 
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RevGaming

Member
And reeeee throws a fit about every one of them.
Why is the forum so fixated on that other forum?

The close mindeness of both forums will permanently get yall stuck in a toxic, judgemental behaviour.

Just look at how many assumption comments were thrown in the last 5 minutes. People telling go fuck myself?

Is this how people in this forum conduct themselves?
 
Why is the forum so fixated on that other forum?

The close mindeness of both forums will permanently get yall stuck in a toxic, judgemental behaviour.

Just look at how many assumption comments were thrown in the last 5 minutes. People telling go fuck myself?

Is this how people in this forum conduct themselves?
It's fun to make fun of them ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
 

RevGaming

Member
It's fun to make fun of them ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
It is actually. When hogwarts legacy was the best selling game and they post that reee gif woman screaming that was funny.

It’s also funny people getting triggered that their pixelated woman are not as hot.

Anyways. I’m out. Lesson learned. Don’t interact with people online that like to argue all day.
 
People are saying that reviewers were hating the game before it coming out, but I say a lot of people from this forum are loving the game before coming out and loving it more because it was hated.

Both point of views are biased. The comments about EVE being unrealistic are dumb though.

A character should be whatever the developer wants it to be.

Me personally, reviews are good. Might get it on sale but it feels like a weird game to play. Like I look at how the character is portrayed and makes me feel uncomfortable playing it as it seems it has too much sex appeal. The character could look how they want it to, but adding sexual content in a game is just unappealing for me, no matter how the character looks like. Softporn just feels icky for me.

This might be offensive but needs to be said, but for the people who are fighting over how great she looks and are obsessed with her body over the internet. Just think how a long term partner would react to you getting triggered to the whole EVE’s situation. Any mature woman would find this behaviour creepy and uncomfortable. Just the mentality would cause long term problems. There may be exceptions and that’s great, but just seeing the people who want to buy this game makes me even more uncomfortable buying it because I don’t want to be associated within that group. Sorry.

Game looks uncomfortable to play and people who really want it and are proud of it makes me want to buy it less.
Genuine question, how many women have you encountered in real life? I don't mean that in a bad or derogatory way either. I really don't see the outrage over her character design. There is nothing unrealistic about her design, and she is full clothed in a suit for the most part I've played or seen. People are acting like it's Quiet on steroids. Complete hyperbole.
 

RagnarokIV

Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
Why is the forum so fixated on that other forum?

The close mindeness of both forums will permanently get yall stuck in a toxic, judgemental behaviour.

Just look at how many assumption comments were thrown in the last 5 minutes. People telling go fuck myself?

Is this how people in this forum conduct themselves?

Come on big boy, don't start bubbling up.

You posted one of the shittest takes in recent memory:
Just think how a long term partner would react to you getting triggered to the whole EVE’s situation. Any mature woman would find this behaviour creepy and uncomfortable. Just the mentality would cause long term problems.

Most of GAF are married with kids. The world doesn't work the way you think, just laugh it off and get on with life.
 

BigBeauford

Member
Why is the forum so fixated on that other forum?

The close mindeness of both forums will permanently get yall stuck in a toxic, judgemental behaviour.

Just look at how many assumption comments were thrown in the last 5 minutes. People telling go fuck myself?

Is this how people in this forum conduct themselves?
Because way too much in the gaming sphere is being shaped by their philosophy. We've stayed quiet about it, and things have only gotten worse.
 

Clear

CliffyB's Cock Holster
How about we let people write their opinions and not antagonize them ending up with the same echo chamber we see at era.

While I do roundly agree about the dangers of becoming mindlessly reactionary, the critiques are so ludicrous and shallow that pushback is warranted.

For the good of the art, these slacktivists need to be shown the door. No if's or but's because what they are doing is essentially what you would have seen had the Moral Majority infested the enthusiast press back in the 80's.

Its gross moral grandstanding by people with an entirely unearned sense of ethical superiority.
 

Fbh

Member
Yeah I don’t understand this criticism much

Nobody is playing these types of games for the story lol

IGN can eat a dick

Exactly. A good story would be a plus, but if the gameplay is fun who cares.
I love the Bayonetta trilogy and they all have dogshit stories. In fact I'd argue all 3 games are way better when you replay them skipping the cutscenes, the pacing is much nicer.
 

Draugoth

Gold Member
People are saying that reviewers were hating the game before it coming out, but I say a lot of people from this forum are loving the game before coming out and loving it more because it was hated.

Both point of views are biased. The comments about EVE being unrealistic are dumb though.

A character should be whatever the developer wants it to be.

Me personally, reviews are good. Might get it on sale but it feels like a weird game to play. Like I look at how the character is portrayed and makes me feel uncomfortable playing it as it seems it has too much sex appeal. The character could look how they want it to, but adding sexual content in a game is just unappealing for me, no matter how the character looks like. Softporn just feels icky for me.

This might be offensive but needs to be said, but for the people who are fighting over how great she looks and are obsessed with her body over the internet. Just think how a long term partner would react to you getting triggered to the whole EVE’s situation. Any mature woman would find this behaviour creepy and uncomfortable. Just the mentality would cause long term problems. There may be exceptions and that’s great, but just seeing the people who want to buy this game makes me even more uncomfortable buying it because I don’t want to be associated within that group. Sorry.

Game looks uncomfortable to play and people who really want it and are proud of it makes me want to buy it less.The reason we are celebrating EVe's visual is because it

The reason people are celebrating EVE's look is because it's going agaisnt the contemporary gaming trend where most female characters or protagonists in western games look like men with long hair.
 
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Waifus

Banned
People are saying that reviewers were hating the game before it coming out, but I say a lot of people from this forum are loving the game before coming out and loving it more because it was hated.

Both point of views are biased. The comments about EVE being unrealistic are dumb though.

A character should be whatever the developer wants it to be.

Me personally, reviews are good. Might get it on sale but it feels like a weird game to play. Like I look at how the character is portrayed and makes me feel uncomfortable playing it as it seems it has too much sex appeal. The character could look how they want it to, but adding sexual content in a game is just unappealing for me, no matter how the character looks like. Softporn just feels icky for me.

This might be offensive but needs to be said, but for the people who are fighting over how great she looks and are obsessed with her body over the internet. Just think how a long term partner would react to you getting triggered to the whole EVE’s situation. Any mature woman would find this behaviour creepy and uncomfortable. Just the mentality would cause long term problems. There may be exceptions and that’s great, but just seeing the people who want to buy this game makes me even more uncomfortable buying it because I don’t want to be associated within that group. Sorry.

Game looks uncomfortable to play and people who really want it and are proud of it makes me want to buy it less.
This is the dumbest thing I have ever read...
 
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