Aaron-Lagann
Banned
Oh, I've aired these grievances to him and to her. I outright said to her face "I don't like you, and I don't think I'll grow to like you." Then walked away. And my friend knows full well how much I hate her.
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Oh, I've aired these grievances to him and to her. I outright said to her face "I don't like you, and I don't think I'll grow to like you." Then walked away. And my friend knows full well how much I hate her.
Theres a lot of it. Want to hear how she annoyingly insults people? How about how she got my friend to start wearing a beanie and watch Gossip Girl? She is ruining him.
skLaFarebear
Member
To be fair, if I had to spend 10 minutes listening to how amazing mages are in a souls game I'd probably be crying too.
JooseBawcks
Member
Man I'm glad I worked on my clingyness before it had a chance to become trouble.
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
?
I've not actually tried it, I made it up on the spot because I have Doctor Pepper in the fridge. Bud is the worst shit ever, PBR is only slightly more tolerable. I'd rather not drink any beer and just drink hard alcohol.
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
It wasn't even about that, Care Bear! It was about the general game design structure and how much we prefer it to others! So suck it!
Right there with you. Strength/ Faith builds all the way.
She can't stand dual shield builds.
IDKAboutThat
Member
No no she needs to air her grievances like adults instead of whining like babies do
Hurray for fixing clingyness...
JooseBawcks
Member
DAREALGUMMY
Member
Not much. Just dealt with having to deal with someone almost 24/7 and it affected my schoolwork and everything. Fucking suffocating bullshit.
What the fuck is wrong with beanies?!
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
Ooooh, yeah, she's the worst and is the least mature person I've ever met. She once ran to the basement sobbing because he was beating her in a boardgame. Let that sink in.
Tell that to all my friends who FUCKING LOVE bud light so much they buy it for every party and event. Not great. So i bought a flask that i fill with whiskey or something and bring that. So useful.
Shots fired.
JooseBawcks
Member
Oh I still feel it, I just don't act on it. It's not comfortable
Hey have to told your friend he can get arrested for being involved with a child?
Night new Junior.
Being a member is cool guys
I apologize.
Why am I laughing at this!!!!?
skLaFarebear
Member
Nothing, but he wears them all the time for every occasion (he wore a beanie with a tuxedo), and he expressed literally no interest in them before he met her, and now says, "I've always worn beanies, just never happened to wear one around you guys."
More importantly, he started watching Gossip Girl.
DoktorEvil
Banned
Jojo question:
are the pillar men stands?
skLaFarebear
Member
JooseBawcks
Member
No, you'll get an explanation later
IDKAboutThat
Member
I know oversensitive powder kegs like that. Don't fuck them, whether they're dudes or chicks, just don't. If you're in some way emotionally responsible for someone who acts like they're two years old, you're in a bad situation.
Waht's wrong care bear
can't take the heat
He is lost to you.
The way she insults people can be broken down into a formula.
Let x be the insult.
Let y be the "I'm just kidding!" intersparced with weird annoying laughter.
Let z be random nickname she assigns to you.
Hey Z, X. Y!
95% of what she says to anyone follows that pattern.
Yeah! Don't fuck crazy! That would be dumb....
I may or may not have fucked crazy once.
More than once.
It ended poorly.
DAREALGUMMY
Member
IDKAboutThat
Member
Mimic it. Do the thing she does.
DAREALGUMMY
Member
Banana Aeon
Member
skLaFarebear
Member
I don't wanna hear it from you LameWheelchairCombos
ArclightBorealis
Member
It takes crazy to know crazy.
IDKAboutThat
Member
I apologize.
This reminds me of OSW review.
HA! It's still awesome! There is no way to make wheelchair combos not awesome!
I have an IMPREGNABLE USERNAME!
Nah, I usually follow one of these when I'm forced to talk to her.
Morning Mary, see you're still as condescending as ever.
Could you just not be you while I'm here?
Mary, I heard you take sexual pleasure in making people cry, thoughts?
Whatever you're about to say, I don't care.
She is the fucking worst. You may think I'm mean, but this is as much as someone like her deserves.
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
Hey guys I just bought X-Blades! What the fuck is X-Blades it looks terrible and lewd!?
Burn.
Because it is. Have fun playing it, i suppose.
ArclightBorealis
Member
DAREALGUMMY
Member
You do have to be careful about your friend though. As annoying as she may be, your friend might resent you if she breaks up with him or something.
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
It was a dollar and maybe let's play?
I think this calls for a drunk solo LP!
skLaFarebear
Member
YES YOU CAN.
If you whiff the combos while girls are watching, they'll point and laugh at you until you can't handle the shame anymore.
IDKAboutThat
Member
It's like if God of War was Bayonetta but it was all awful.
DAREALGUMMY
Member
I don't think LP is the right word.
JooseBawcks
Member
You know I haven't gone out without a beanie in years, literally, but at least I have a reason......wait I just went out without one recently fuck, I broke my streak
True I suppose
"Hey Mary I don't get periods, get fucked"
IDKAboutThat
Member
Nope. They'd be like "Wow you're so brave for trying those combos" just like everyone always does when a handicapped person fails at anything. IMPREGNABLE
Nah, we cool. I talked with him and told him how I hate his girlfriend and he could do better with literally anyone else. We go way back, plus the only reason my friends and I can think of as to why he goes out with her is because she babies him. She literally makes him food and brings it to him on the couch.
She's driving a straight path toward housewife-dom.
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