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Super Best Friends Thread 10: Frienders Support Straight Shota
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We have to be we're all stuck here forever Friender
jack_package_200
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Its not. Some might consider that rape.
CthulhuSushi
Banned
It's a pretty good rule man.
Best case scenario I'm waking up and cooking breakfast for two jamming out to Pegboard Nerds.
DXLelouch153
Banned
well all just bust out Platinum Games style
complete with a sick boss fight against the Warden
I get super hobo strength. I can get hit by a car and walk away with only a sprained ankle.
Not to brag, but I had 2 women over today, and at one point I was in between them and they were both laying on me while we watched Silver Spoon.
Then I got up to make one of them tea and my friend swooped in and stole my spot. Bastard.
zedreamcast
Member
You did the right thing, just cause a chick sleeps on you doesnt mean she wants your dingaling.
Though one of the girls who had a crush on me slept on me too...
DoktorEvil
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CthulhuSushi
Banned
That's when you ask your friend to come help you with the tea then take back your spot when he comes to help.
JooseBawcks
Member
Wait shit I got the wrong character. Never mind forget what I said.
You were the dick all along. It was you.
DAREALGUMMY
Member
I did this once when a co worker told me she wanted to be bus buddies (We worked at a casino which was about 50 minutes away from town and they wouldn't let workers drive) so I stupidly put on headphones as soon as we sit and she never spoke to me again.
Another time was when this girl in my film class curiously kept talking to me and when I finally had the courage to talk back, she told me she was in high school and was in a head start program. Life hates me.
Some people also consider raging demon rape, but what can you do?
Fite him IRL
jack_package_200
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Sometimes its hard to be happy about your life. It hard to put up with bullshit. It sucks being alone.
/linkinparkmoments
Where I am from getting clear consent is very important here.
/linkinparkmoments
Where I am from getting clear consent is very important here.
misses bull
Banned
All you people and your relationships
Anyway I just listened to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy and that was a great album
Anyway I just listened to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy and that was a great album
DoktorEvil
Banned
I'm not upset it didn't work out.
I'm upset that I can't read or interpret mixed signals.
zedreamcast
Member
Tako, glitches, and xirnya are the only ones in our group who have girlfriends.All you people and your relationships
Anyway I just listened to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy and that was a great album
RecursiveFault
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I need to apply it when I'm not getting cuddled by girls who're just friends AND taken. Took my cuddle virginity and everything, the bitch.
I'm kidding but those were weird times.
FlowersisBritish
fleurs n'est pas britannique
I was once in a huge cuddle puddle with nothing but girls, and it was partially weird because my ex girlfriend was in there, and it got weirder because as I cuddled with other girls, she got jealous and we got back together. Moral of the story, never get back with your exes...
Don't forget about all the grape juice you love drinking.
RecursiveFault
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GlassEmpires got his girlfriend porn and sick posters though.
CthulhuSushi
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I could of had one today..Country Chie was super into me..however...ehhhhhhh... I'm just a picky asshole.
I'm the opposite, usually when I cuddle with a girl it doesn't keep to just cuddling.
misses bull
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3 more people then I expected
AngryCanadian
Member
It's ok man, I'm right there with you. I literally had a girl I talked to at work ask to come over to my place after work one day and my response was "why?"
You forgot pat. Idk if he counta as "you guys" though.
Aw come on don't be like that. Remember women like self confidence, clean clothes and a good sense of personal hygiene
jack_package_200
Banned
GAF is getting a bit too real.
misses bull
Banned
I had some girl ask me to junior prom and I said no. I still hate myself for this
RecursiveFault
Banned
If she wasn't taken, I would've been cool with going for something.
DAREALGUMMY
Member
.....oh
misses bull
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Those things are hard
DoktorEvil
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Make sure to shower and not dress like an old man :3
FlowersisBritish
fleurs n'est pas britannique
Good thing you didn't. She might have been trying to rob you. There are over a dozen movies that begin this way and almost all of them end with you being murder and beginning a detective story with dudes way more interesting and better looking than you. Be the master of your own story and don't invite women over.
CthulhuSushi
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Well there was this one girl..the girl I mentioned who crushed on me in high school. She was at my house and we we're playing Blazblue (Don't judge I was 18 and didn't have GG) Her boyfriend was an asshole and she wasn't happy..things happened..then she moved...and that sucked honestly because she was fucking awesome.
DAREALGUMMY
Member
I do shower. My fashion sense tho... If I was on any makeover show, my entire wardrobe would be tossed out.
JooseBawcks
Member
If you can fake having those it's the same though, it all works out.
Don't ever take advice from me people
jack_package_200
Banned
This is terrifying
Its like someone ripped Kojima's skin from his body and wearing it
Its like someone ripped Kojima's skin from his body and wearing it
Well they have since left, so I will keep that in mind for next time.
One of them was a childhood friend who I fucking adore, shes the best, and one is very obviously hitting on me, so I'll keep her in mind. She rocks, too. And she watches anime.
She watches anime.
Also, I just spent 70$ on nice leather shoes.
zedreamcast
Member
Nah hes a B list internet celebrity so hw has internet swag.
Also I have a pic of two girls I met at an anime con sitting in my lap...I have a story about them but its a bit...adult...
i used to cyber with both of them, not at the same time, they both got BFs later and stopped talking with me
RecursiveFault
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Unhappy relationship is at least something you don't feel bad about, but damn that sounds like a keeper. RIP in peace.
CthulhuSushi
Banned
Well they have since left, so I will keep that in mind for next time.
One of them was a childhood friend who I fucking adore, shes the best, and one is very obviously hitting on me, so I'll keep her in mind. She rocks, too. And she watches anime.
She watches anime.
Also, I just spent 70$ on nice leather shoes.
I've dated about 9 girls who watch Anime..they really aren't that uncommon. You just have to find the ones that are cool.
Yea..I checked up on her via facebook and shes happy so that's cool..still salty as fuck though
Jeez, that's horrifying.
ArclightBorealis
Member
I actually had that happen when I was visiting friends, watching anime and stuff. Except the stealing my spot part.
It's funny, because the context for it was that those two girls decided to hog my friend's bed, and for whatever reason he felt it would be super awkward sitting next to them there. So I said I would do it and not have it be weird at all, and well, that was that.
Good times.
DoktorEvil
Banned
Did you choose Mahvel over them?
FlowersisBritish
fleurs n'est pas britannique
NCR Redslayer
NeoGAF's Vegeta
What is this?
RecursiveFault
Banned
Stop making me have to ask and making me curious goddammit. Spit it out,
jack_package_200
Banned
I had 2 girls ask me to Sadie Hawkins freshman and sophomore year, but I turned them both down. But mine was because I didn't even know who they were and they seemed shallow and annoying.
just noticed that we're playing each other in the smash scrub bracket. wanna try playing or is your internet forever dead?
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