Todd: Whoa, oh no, zombies. Zombies are after me. Oh, g-- oh. Oh you won't think I'm so tasty after this bullet sandwich!
*gunfire and grunts*
Todd: *laugh* Okay… Alright, zombie boss, you're going down. Let's see you try breaking down this door! Ohh! Why did I think that would work? I'm out of bullets? Uh, my bear trap is useless, my pushes are ineffectual. No, no, no! Ohhh, man, he got me again!
Todd: Uh! If I don't beat this zombie boss, I'm gonna end up talking to myself like a crazy person, right Non-specific Action figure?
Non-specific Action Figure: [blank stare]
GamePad: *bloink*
Todd: Hm? *looks at GamePad* "What is my mood?" Is complete despair an option? [typing] "S-O-S Any clue how to beat the scary zombie that breaks down doors", POST
Todd: Alright, maybe these comments by peeps in the same situation as me will help.
Todd: [reading]"Me too, what do I do", "boo hoo", "I almost lost three survivors to that monster", "I thought I almost had a heart attack when he burst in"… guess I'm not alone after all.
Non-specific Action Figure: [blank stare]
Todd: You know what I mean.
Walter: Todd, Todd, Todd.
*phone rings*
Todd: This is Todd, the non-killing zombie killer.
Warren: Knock knock, who's there, a polite zombie who doesn't just break down doors when he wants to come in. In fact he calls first! I'm kidding, it's me Warren. *laughs*
Todd: Yeah, yeah, I take it you saw my post
Warren: Little bit, you know I feel for you, Todd. That zombie boss is a pain in the capital B. Don't worry, I'll be over soon to help you beat those games as per usual
Todd: Um actually I think my buddy OctoG123 has it figured out. Guess I have all the help I need here, Warren
Warren: So… you don't need me anymore?
Todd: Uh, nope, see ya! *hangs up*
Warren: I'm so sad. [at nearby girl(?)] Excuse me, miss! Miss, I-I-I I noticed you're drinking coffee also. Coffee drinkers have a lot in common.
Todd: Alright, OctoG123, let's see if your plan works. "Your scanner reveals pockets of antibodies locate on the zombie's swollen glands"… gross. Let's do this. Back to game. Alright, come on come one come one, swollen glands, what am I even looking for… Get- no, get away!
*crunching sounds*
Todd: I'm gonna call OctoG123 and get to the bottom of this!
*puts GamePad below TV and initiates video call to OctoG123*
Todd: okay okay come on come on come on pick up
OctoG123: Todd, my man, how's the zombie killing business.
Todd: Lousy, OctoG123
OctoG123: Call me grandpa.
Todd: That makes me feel uncomfortable
OctoG123: Says the guy who talks to an action figure?
Todd: Um, you said on Wii U that I should use my scanner to locate the antibodies on the zombie's swollen glands, but I didn't see anything
OctoG123: Have you upgraded your scanner ding-dong
Todd: Noooo, I didn't do that! Okay, awesome, thanks OctoG.
OctoG123: Of course, what are best friends for? I am your best friend, right?
Todd: [covering ears of Non-specific Action Figure] Yeeaaaaah, you're my b-best friend.
OctoG123: Hey, I saw you covered up his ears!
Todd: Gotta go, bye! [gets GamePad and prepares to replay game]
Todd: [to Non-specific Action Figure] Alright, I promise to tell him about us
Non-specific Action Figure: [disapproving glare]
Todd: Okay, updating scanner. Alright, let's see if this works. Oh! There it is! Heeeyes! Okay zombie posse only one he's going to bite it is you! *grunts* I did it! I beat him! I beat him! Did you hear that, Non-specific Action Figure, I beat him! Yeah, oh yes!
Non-specific Action Figure: [grin and thumbs-up]
*slogan: "Together Wii U"*
Todd: Finally, yeah! Woohoo, oh mean, yes this is-- [fades out]