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[Lucian Cat]

Those questions were answered years ago. I have no idea what the hell I even said.

You're tearing me apart Peter

I told a friend of a friend I'd be interested in going stargazing with her, and somehow that turned into her wanting to go out drinking and now I'm pretty sure she wants to get me drunk so she can fuck me because she's depressed.

Would you wanna hit that if you weren't drunk? This is an important question

Edit: Noooo

 

[Transhuman]

Just let it happen, breh.

If she's depressed tho, maybe not.[/QUOTE]

She currently in therapy for having a mental breakdown and trying to sleep with her 45 year old married professor. Who she talks about occasionally. Tonight is going to be one of the most awkward experiences of my life. No buffer zone

[quote="Lucian Cat, post: 123273359"]Would you wanna hit that if you weren't drunk? This is an important question

Edit: Noooo[/QUOTE]

She's cute but pretentious.

 

[You Know Nothing]

She currently in therapy for having a mental breakdown and trying to sleep with her 45 year old married professor. Who she talks about occasionally. Tonight is going to be one of the most awkward experiences of my life. No buffer zone

She's cute but pretentious.

Pros:
She's cute

Cons:
She's not in a good place mentally
She talks about a prof she tried to sleep with
She's pretentious

Cons outnumber the pros. Definitely don't let it happen.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Pros:
She's cute

Cons:
She's not in a good place mentally
She talks about a prof she tried to sleep with
She's pretentious

Cons outnumber the pros. Definitely don't let it happen.

^^^^^^^^

But hey we're not your boss. Hit then quit if you really want.

Spoiler

For the love of god wear a rubber

 

[The_Poet]

I say go for it Trans. It'll make a great story and you'll only regret what could have been

 

[Smiley90]

So

had a date off Tinder today

Girl cut it short 'cause she said I was tired... but I went for the kiss anyway and got it. So we'll see, hope she was ACTUALLY tired lol.

 

[AcridMeat]

You should have sex while stargazing. That's the ultimate goal in life for me.

 

[Smiley90]

You should have sex while stargazing. That's the ultimate goal in life for me.

Does oral count?

because if so, checkmark

 

[You Know Nothing]

The biggest red flag for me is that she knowingly went after a man she no doubt knew was married.

Not trying to kick her while she's down. But that shit isn't cool.

 

[Transhuman]

^^^^^^^^

But hey we're not your boss. Hit then quit if you really want.

Spoiler

For the love of god wear a rubber

I have absolutely no inclination to do that. I mean if I liked her personality I wouldn't even care about anything else, but she's definitely not someone I've ever hit it off with. Cue trainwreck.

Besides, FakeGaf is my job, which makes you guys my bosses.

So

had a date off Tinder today

Girl cut it short 'cause she said I was tired... but I went for the kiss anyway and got it. So we'll see, hope she was ACTUALLY tired lol.

What happened with the girl you said you liked before?

 

[Smiley90]

I have absolutely no inclination to do that. I mean if I liked her personality I wouldn't even care about anything else, but she's definitely not someone I've ever hit it off with. Cue trainwreck.

Besides, FakeGaf is my job, which makes you guys my bosses.



What happened with the girl you said you liked before?

... long story, let's not talk about it LOL

 

[AcridMeat]

Does oral count?

No. And I meant the goal of any day in life.

... long story, let's not talk about it LOL

BS give us the goods.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I have absolutely no inclination to do that. I mean if I liked her personality I wouldn't even care about anything else, but she's definitely not someone I've ever hit it off with. Cue trainwreck.

Besides, FakeGaf is my job, which makes you guys my bosses.

Well there's the answer. Just go stargazing!

BS give us the goods.

.

 

[Smiley90]

No. And I meant the goal of any day in life.

BS give us the goods.

Well there's the answer. Just go stargazing!

.

FINE

I quote

"I always knew I liked girls and dating them I've never felt like missing anything, but all the guys I've dated in the past have been jerks so I didn't know if missing something was because I didn't like guys or because they were jerks. You're everything I could hope for in a guy but there's still something missing, so I'm pretty sure I only like girls. Sorry."

... yep.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Eh you can't be too mad at someone's sexual preference. My brother was engaged to this girl until last year when she decided she didn't want to fake it anymore and came out a gay. We only found out a month ago coz they hid their reason for splitting up.

At least you didn't get that far!

 

[Smiley90]

Eh you can't be too mad at someone's sexual preference. My brother was engaged to this girl until last year when she decided she didn't want to fake it anymore and came out a gay. We only found out a month ago coz they hid their reason for splitting up.

At least you didn't get that far!

Oh I'm not mad at her

I'm slightly upset she's not even giving me a chance to prove that "something missing" might show up, especially because we had two 6h-dates where we literally had the most fun conversations and made out on the second date for a long time.

And mildly disappointed because she's amazing in every aspect. -sigh-

 

[Funky Papa]

The biggest red flag for me is that she knowingly went after a man she no doubt knew was married.

Not trying to kick her while she's down. But that shit isn't cool.

Which is probably rooted in her mental issues.

Red flags everywhere.

 

[AcridMeat]

That's truly unfortunate man, sorry to hear it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Of all the rotten luck. Sorry to hear that, Smelly.

Maybe I should date some women. See what happens.

Spoiler

But I'll probably need to be drunk first.

Which is probably rooted in her mental issues.

Red flags everywhere.

Yeahp.

Danger Will Robinson!

 

[The_Poet]

*wink wink* *nudge nudge*

Spoiler

Crazy girls give the best fellatio

 

[Professor Beef]

*wink wink* *nudge nudge*

Spoiler

Crazy girls give the best fellatio

 

[Funky Papa]

The only thing crazy girls give is the world's worst headaches.

I can tell. I'm a magnet to them.

 

[Professor Beef]

Indecisive, fickle girls are attracted to me. Doesn't help that they were also crazy.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Indecisive, fickle girls are attracted to me. Doesn't help that they were also crazy.

Not too much on Em.

But indecisive does describe her really well.

 

[Lucian Cat]

The only think crazy girls give is the world's worst headaches.

I can tell. I'm a magnet to them.

Swap girls with boys and you've got my life :/

 

[Smiley90]

Swap girls with boys and you've got my life :/

aren't you dating a gaffer

 

[NinjaBoiX]

The only think crazy girls give is the world's worst headaches.

I can tell. I'm a magnet to them.

I love crazy girls mane, they're so hot.

Sammy is mad as a box of frogs, but I still kind of like her more than just a little bit. Going back "home" for a few days weekend after next, will get to see her for a few days.

 

[Clydefrog]

You should have sex while stargazing. That's the ultimate goal in life for me.

you literally want to fuck the sky

 

[You Know Nothing]

Lykke Li - Little Bit

And for you I keep my legs apart
And forget about my tainted heart
And I will never ever be the first
To say it but still I, you know I, I, I

I would do it
Push a button, pull a trigger
Climb a mountain, jump off a cliff
'Cause you know baby
I love you, love you a little bit

you literally want to fuck the sky

He wants to taste the Milky Way.

 

[Lucian Cat]

aren't you dating a gaffer

I swear I replied to this already. I must me going mad.

Anyways, yes. But he hasn't let off crazy vibes yet

Spoiler

Aside from the ponydom

 

[Smiley90]

I swear I replied to this already. I must me going mad.

Anyways, yes. But he hasn't let off crazy vibes yet

Spoiler

Aside from the ponydom

OH GOD

YOU'RE

DATING

A BRONY

NOOOOOOOO

RIP LUCIAN

 

[Funky Papa]

I love crazy girls mane, they're so hot.

Sammy is mad as a box of frogs, but I still kind of like her more than just a little bit. Going back "home" for a few days weekend after next, will get to see her for a few days.

I dunno... I've learned a couple of things in my time, I believe.

A few weeks ago we were partying with this *insane* psychologist (seriously, there's a trend there) when she basically threw herself on us, trying to see who would be the first one to make a move. My friend (who was the one who brought her with us) bailed the fuck out since he briefly dated her and knew she was up to no good, leaving me alone with her. She was sauced as fuck, and soon enough became really grabby, until she couldn't handle her alcohol and I basically had to carry her drunk ass home (my friend rejoined us then). And of course, she also tried to get frisky there.

I used to think that thristy girls would be a God send for my equally thristy self, but now that I've been dealing with a number of them, the combination of desperation and the lack of stability make me bolt the fuck out. Big fat nope.

Edit: And her feet REEKED. She thought it'd be cute to take her shoes off in the taxi and the smell was SO AWFUL the driver lowered the windows without saying a peep. Had I had a sorry bonner, it would have died then and there.

 

[Clydefrog]

I know a girl well from college who was in some of my psych classes. She was the "hippie" type but omg she was so dirty. Later found out that she did a bit of porn too. Psych people = > (I only got a minor in it)

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

A few weeks ago we were partying with this *insane* psicologist (seriously, there's a trend there)

*psychologist

 

[Funky Papa]

*psychologist

OKAY DAD

Spoiler

It's psicóloga in Spanish. I tend to mix both forms.

 

[You Know Nothing]

OKAY DAD

Spoiler

It's psicóloga in Spanish. I tend to mix both forms.

Go in on Tiddums' unilingual self.

 

[The_Poet]

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blog...ina-paint-square-running-track-080004729.html

Lol.

 

[Professor Beef]

Not too much on Em.

But indecisive does describe her really well.

I wasn't talking about her

 

[You Know Nothing]

I wasn't talking about her

I know, breh. I was just jokin'.

 

[Smiley90]

I know a girl well from college who was in some of my psych classes. She was the "hippie" type but omg she was so dirty. Later found out that she did a bit of porn too. Psych people = > (I only got a minor in it)

Disagree

Fine Arts people = > (the fun kind)

 

[Professor Beef]

I know, breh. I was just jokin'.

I wish I could meet a girl who is decisive...

 

[Clydefrog]

Disagree

Fine Arts people = > (the fun kind)

we just gonna disagree on everything now?

comm majors are the worst though

 

[Lucian Cat]

OH GOD

YOU'RE

DATING

A BRONY

NOOOOOOOO

RIP LUCIAN

Ikr. Imalreadydead.jpg

 

[You Know Nothing]

I wish I could meet a girl who is decisive...

I wish I could be a querl who is decisive.

I'm stupidly indecisive.

Spoiler

Just not as much as Em.

 

[The_Poet]

I wish I could be a querl who is decisive.

I'm stupidly indecisive.

Spoiler

Just not as much as Em.

How did you come to that decision?

 

[You Know Nothing]

How did you come to that decision?

By being decisive.

I was just referring to myself as querl because I'm so used to being called gerl, qorl, gurl, grrl, gorl, querl, or some other variation on here.

 

[Funky Papa]

qorl and gerl are kind of like the noises I make on a bad sunday morning.

Those mornings.

 

[The_Poet]

Grill, I was just making a terrible joke

 

[You Know Nothing]

Grill, I was just making a terrible joke

I'm not a grill tho.

And I figured. But I couldn't quite tell.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Grill, I was just making a terrible joke