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[You Know Nothing]

Oh come now. Not everything.

Yeah. There's like one or two decent posts.

 

[Funky Papa]

Hey, PhoenixDark (I think it was him) confessed to kiss his gorl after receiving head from her so he could taste himself.

Why do I remember this?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Hey, PhoenixDark (I think it was him) confessed to kiss his gorl after receiving head from her so he could taste himself.

Why do I remember this?

That's the best part tbh.

Reminds me of this OKC question

Would you allow your partner to kiss you after performing oral sex on you?

I can't fathom there are people who wouldn't. But I suppose they probably do exist.

 

[LuffyZoro]

Hey, PhoenixDark (I think it was him) confessed to kiss his gorl after receiving head from her so he could taste himself.

Why do I remember this?

...There's a simpler way to do that.

 

[Windam]

...There's a simpler way to do that.

...go on

 

[You Know Nothing]

...go on

Aim for your mouth next time.

 

[Funky Papa]

...There's a simpler way to do that.

But it doesn't involve getting head. So there is that.

On a different note, I'd like to proclaim my eternal love for Ikea's fried onions. Those little buckets bring me life.

#noshrekfan #idomyshoppingatikea

 

[Lucian Cat]

That's the best part tbh.

Reminds me of this OKC question



I can't fathom there are people who wouldn't. But I suppose they probably do exist.

Prudes. It's fun.

Spoiler

I'm gonna scare buf away before I get to do anything aren't I :/

 

[Funky Papa]

ITT: snowballing.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Prudes. It's fun.

Spoiler

I'm gonna scare buf away before I get to do anything aren't I :/

You won't scare him away. He's German!

ITT: snowballing.

Well, that question wasn't really asking about snowballing. It was just asking if you'd let your SO kiss you after giving you head. THEY MIGHT HAVE SWALLOWED IT ALL BEFORE KISSING YOU.

 

[Funky Papa]

Swallow it? We all hope, don't we?

 

[LuffyZoro]

...go on

I mean... Once you have it, the step of putting some in your mouth is trivial.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Swallow it? We all hope, don't we?

You might have covered their body with it before they kiss you.

I mean... Once you have it, the step of putting some in your mouth is trivial.

I imagine the allure of doing this is stronger for gay and bi men over straight men for obvious reasons.

But yeah exactly.

 

[Transhuman]

Did I ever tell you about the time I held a girl's hand?

YOU'RE RUINING MY INNOCENCE YOU FUCKS!

 

[Windam]

Did I ever tell you about the time I held a girl's hand?

YOU'RE RUINING MY INNOCENCE YOU FUCKS!

Now you have to reset your countdown until you attain wizard status.

 

[Clydefrog]

damnit, I really did not need to know about Windam's sex toys.

 

[Transhuman]

Now you have to reset your countdown until you attain wizard status.

 

[Windam]

Are you saying you want to balance a penis on your upper lip?

 

[Funky Papa]

Welp, I just accidentally clicked on the "I like you" button of some random lady who just showed up in Adopt a Dude. Because fuck surfing sites with tiny menus using tablets, that's why.

Let's see if this degenerates into something fun.

 

[Lucian Cat]

You won't scare him away. He's German!

That's what I originally thought

Spoiler

I'm more of a deviant than him >_>

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Lucian, you're more of a deviant than 99% of the planet.

 

[Windam]

*erection intensifies*

 

[Funky Papa]

That's what I originally thought

Spoiler

I'm more of a deviant than him >_>

Lucian, you're more of a deviant than 99% of the planet.

*erection intensifies*

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

This thread

 

[You Know Nothing]

Did I ever tell you about the time I held a girl's hand?

YOU'RE RUINING MY INNOCENCE YOU FUCKS!

I think now may be a good time to tell you that babies do not come from storks.

That's what I originally thought

Spoiler

I'm more of a deviant than him >_>

Right there with you.

Well, probably not as bad. But I know what it's like.

 

[Funky Papa]

This thread

More like

 

[Transhuman]

I think now may be a good time to tell you that babies do not come from storks.

I mean no shit.

How would a stork carry a baby elephant? Clearly the existence of babies is some sort of complex conspiracy, possibly spearheaded by the Croatian government.

 

[zeemumu]

Well this thread took a weird turn. That's not saying much based on the past conversations, but still...

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

How is babby formed?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I mean no shit.

How would a stork carry a baby elephant? Clearly the existence of babies is some sort of complex conspiracy, possibly spearheaded by the Croatian government.

Nah, the US government is behind it.

It's always the US government.

 

[LuffyZoro]

I imagine the allure of doing this is stronger for gay and bi men over straight men for obvious reasons.

But yeah exactly.

True, of course, but if you really want to know~

 

[Windam]

LOLOLOLOLOL OBAMA BEING SUED GG

 

[You Know Nothing]

LOLOLOLOLOL OBAMA BEING SUED GG

Thread title should be "House Republicans vote to waste everyone's time and money"

How very fiscally irresponsible of them.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

How is babby formed?

I'll give you a practical demonstration

 

[smokeandmirrors]

I'll give you a practical demonstration

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'll give you a practical demonstration

 

[You Know Nothing]

You breeders are out of control.

 

[Funky Papa]

The hate speech is getting out of control.

 

[LuffyZoro]

If they really thought he broke the law, they'd try to impeach him

 

[You Know Nothing]

The hate speech is getting out of control.

#downwiththebreeders #gaypower #breedersarecheaters

 

[Windam]

#downwiththebreeders #gaypower #breedersarecheaters

You people would watch the human race die out.

 

[Funky Papa]

do something tiddums

 

[Windam]

Ban the gays!

 

[You Know Nothing]

I feel very attacked rn.

Ban them, Adam.

Spoiler

Btw, it was Adam and Steve. Not Adam and Eve.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Lucian, you're more of a deviant than 99% of the planet.

WHO TOLD YOU

Right there with you.

Well, probably not as bad. But I know what it's like.

I'm not that bad. I swear. I'm pretty tame compared to some people.

 

[AcridMeat]

I love this song I love this song I love this songilvoethissong..

 

[Lucian Cat]

I've officially officially started packing. Oh my god there's so much stuff. Suitcase is awesome though. Black with purple flowers

Also so much candy/chocolate for the flights. Imma be fat by the time I get to Germany D:

 

[You Know Nothing]

I love this song I love this song I love this songilvoethissong..

#digit

 

[Windam]

I've officially officially started packing. Oh my god there's so much stuff. Suitcase is awesome though. Black with purple flowers

Also so much candy/chocolate for the flights. Imma be fat by the time I get to Germany D:

But you'll taste all the sweeter.

 

[Lucian Cat]

But you'll taste all the sweeter.

Kevin's a chubby chaser. Confirmed