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[The_Poet]

Raisins are cool. Specially with unsweetened Greek yogurt.

Will give you from fructose after working out, too.

Greek yoghurt makes me gag.

 

[Funky Papa]

Greek yoghurt makes me gag.

You are probably thinking into something else.

 

[The_Poet]

You are probably thinking into something else.

Its the smell more then anything

 

[You Know Nothing]

Greek yoghurt makes me gag.

You're not human.

 

[AcridMeat]

One of my female coworkers who sits near me has the neediest husband ever... and they JUST broke the 1 year anniversary mark. She's younger than me and this is her second marriage. I hate/love how I get to hear everything.

He's always calling her personal cell phone, which she gladly picks up and says "hi dear". Then it's usually followed by something about the dog before it devolves into an argument. I honestly don't know if he has a job. After a few minutes of arguing in front of everyone at the office, she leaves her cube and takes it into an empty office.

I've met him at off-sites and other get-togethers. He's introverted (as am I) but shows zero interest in anyone but his wife. It's just a little off-putting.

wow I just typed all that for no apparent raisin

This sounds like the plot of I Love You, Man

You're gonna become his friend.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

what's the point in going to sleep early if you're going to wake up 3 and a half hours later wide awake

 

[Clydefrog]

This sounds like the plot of I Love You, Man

You're gonna become his friend.

nooo

he has ear gauges

 

[You Know Nothing]

Under the right circumstances, would you allow a partner to lick your anus?

Gee, that's a tough one, OKC.

 

[Smiley90]

Gee, that's a tough one, OKC.

#NOPENOPENOPE

like seriously

blood comes out of there

just fucking nope

 

[The_Poet]

#NOPENOPENOPE

like seriously

blood comes out of there

just fucking nope

You should see a doctor

 

[Smiley90]

You should see a doctor

oh I have seen tons of them, don't worry.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Do you believe that there exists a statistical correlation between race and intelligence?

Anyone who answers yes is probably a member of Stormfront.

 

[Clydefrog]

i've never done it nor experienced it but, hey, if she wants to... more power to her. just don't come kissing me after it though. i'd be much more willing for her to kiss me after a BJ than after a ... rimjob?

 

[Smiley90]

i've never done it nor experienced it but, hey, if she wants to... more power to her. just don't come kissing me after it though. i'd be much more willing for her to kiss me after a BJ than after a ... rimjob?

no like

seriously

even if a girl wanted to, I wouldn't let her, that's just weird

neither would I do it.

 

[Clydefrog]

don't be a prude, dude.

ALSO, don't be a Windam.

gotta be careful..

 

[The_Poet]

If a girl wants to lick my butthole what right do I have to stop her?

I'll try anything once

 

[Funky Papa]

Windam and pink eye are usually one and the same.

 

[You Know Nothing]

don't be a prude, dude.

ALSO, don't be a Windam.

gotta be careful..

Never go full Windam.

 

[Smiley90]

If a girl wants to lick my butthole what right do I have to stop her?

I'll try anything once

I'll let her peg me before I let her lick me. I just... that's just weird.

 

[Clydefrog]

Never go full Windam.

if halo was here, he'd know what to do

 

[TrueGrime]

Yall need to go to sleep.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I'll let her peg me before I let her lick me. I just... that's just weird.

 

[Smiley90]

because tongues aren't supposed to go there

they're just not.

(fake) penises? maybe. tongues? no. just no.

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[Lucian Cat]

because tongues aren't supposed to go there

they're just not.

(fake) penises? maybe. tongues? no. just no.

Pfft. Prude

Love you too Clyde

 

[Clydefrog]

found "Kevin"s OKCupid

goodnight

 

[Funky Papa]

Yall need to go to sleep.

It's still early here #paid2gaf

A lady after my own heart.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

"Under the right circumstances, would you allow a partner to lick your anus?"

Gee, that's a tough one, OKC.

Damn right, rimming is good shit. So to speak.

#NOPENOPENOPE

like seriously

blood comes out of there

just fucking nope

I'll let her peg me before I let her lick me. I just... that's just weird.

This is why Lisa is mint as fuck.

 

[Lucian Cat]

A lady after my own heart.

I like you. You're ok

 

[Funky Papa]

I dated very briefly the owner of a local sex shop.

Nothing phases me.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The_Poet
Member

Happy member status, breh. You survived the junior culling.

 

[The_Poet]

Aww yiss.

Thanks for pointing it out, didn't even notice.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I dated very briefly the owner of a local sex shop.

Nothing phases me.

What about sounding?

If you say it doesn't bother you, idontbelieveyou.gif

 

[Funky Papa]

What about sounding?

If you say it doesn't bother you, idontbelieveyou.gif

Ok, I may have to draw some lines somewhere...

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ok, I may have to draw some lines somewhere...

My poor urethra.

I shudder just thinking about it. God, it is the fucking worst thing. Jesus did not die for this.

 

[Funky Papa]

It's like, why would you do that?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Aww yiss.

Thanks for pointing it out, didn't even notice.

Make a "save Halo 2" thread as your initiation.

 

[The_Poet]

Make a "save Halo 2" thread as your initiation.

I'll post it on the gaming side for maximum confusion.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Make a "save Halo 2" thread as your initiation.

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[The_Poet]

Who is it that doesn't like tomatoes again?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Wazzy. She's the leader of the Anti-Pineapple Brigade too. So her betrayal doesn't shock me.

Oh and Stephen doesn't like them either... let me try to look past it.

 

[The_Poet]

I must be the bridge between the factions.

Pineapple on pizza is bad

Tomatoes are good.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Who is it that doesn't like tomatoes again?

Me.

Minced or pureed or sauce is fine. No solid pieces

 

[You Know Nothing]

Me.

Minced or pureed or sauce is fine. No solid pieces

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Me.

Minced or pureed or sauce is fine. No solid pieces

 

[The_Poet]

Cant we all just get along? regardless of food preferences?

Except anyone who likes pickled onions and has no shame about stinking out the lunch room with them. Fuck those people.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Why is there a fucking white background on my avatar?

Bleh.

 

[Lucian Cat]

The cat gifs are cute. Y'all are failing to make me sad

 

[The_Poet]

Why is there a fucking white background on my avatar?

Bleh.

You also need to stop cropping the top of his head off, looks terrible when making GIFs

 

[You Know Nothing]

I went with a different husband.