FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst
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I can't hear voices, but it's just consistent speed. Probably missionary for 10 minutes and then they roll away with neither party satisfied.
Making fun of their boring sex helps me deal with the fact that I'm not having sex right now.
wouldn't that make it HWN? I can't remember that many letters misha
I assumed the brand name would have been one word but I guess not. hot pockets are two words too unfortunately
healthy nurse
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HN is:
she's pretty hot and has purple highlights in her hair, I'm not nearly drunk enough to post pictures of her here though, I still have some wits about me
HN is:
what's going on with this cock
would you say its better with a controller or mouse and keyboard?
Rocket League free weekend on Steam,
oh, and it's on sale...
Game is pretty fun.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Should I save my Banner Sage 1/2 run for this weekend or stream the DLC so none of you buy it?
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
This never happens I swear
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It needs CPR. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
no his cock area just looks weird, my cock iddn't react to it at all, I promise
I imagine it does
HN is:
That's quite unsexy. Those 'sexy' costumes for role-playing have in general the opposite effect on me to be honest
I'm pretty much on the same page as you here... You can be sexy by being sexy.. I don't need to pretend you're a kinky nurse or something.. you can just be a real one, that's actually way hotter
You can PM me and I shall judge her out of 10.
Not a lot by the lack of bulge.
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You can't even see his cock. I zoomed in to make sure.
It's just a fold in the fabric.
It's just a fold in the fabric.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I was poking fun at what guys say when I ask that question
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Sadly he isn't a GAF member, so he lacks an eight inch flaccid penis.
that sounds awful. you should at least humor them . being a man is difficult it's a lot of pressure
What?! You really don't have that glorious moustache like in your avatar?! Disappointed....
You're going to be a terrifying mother-in-law
I'm drunk as fuck and you're not really doing it for me.
"I'm a grower, not a shower"
"I'm not nearly drunk enough for this yet."
"I'm way to drunk for this."
judo
I'm jealous of your bone structure
I bet you'd look insaaaaaaaaaaanely good without the glasses (I hope that's not interpreted as a burn or something, I just like seeing eyes)
What, she's going to hip toss it into tumescence?
is not judo the art of turning your opponent's strength and energy against them? ceallach laughs at your dick then you do your judo shit you just did
I know bro, I just had that awesome mental image.
Haha thanks! But honestly my bone structure isn't that great. I think the beard helps with it a little bit. Oh and the snapchat filter does some tricks too to make me look better. I think it also increases eye size! I actually look a whole lot worse without my glasses. Without em you can see how thick my eyebrows are and how deep set my eyes are because of my eyes getting weaker and stuff.
I'll grow it out just for you!
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Time for bed.
Goodnight, you concupiscent fuckers. 💋
Goodnight, you concupiscent fuckers. 💋
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I learned a new word on this page.
Silphonica
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i never knew what judo meant either
Rocket League free weekend on Steam,
oh, and it's on sale...
Game is pretty fun.
Played 70 hours. It's OK.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
oh my dear sweet jesus
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Any of you goons have Street Fighter V?
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I just realized FTWD and GoT are on at the same time
God, are you there? It's me. What the actual fuck.
God, are you there? It's me. What the actual fuck.
Professor Beef
Banned
it should not be this hot at this time of night, this close to the north
what the fuck, man
what the fuck, man
Got tickets on yourself or what.
Yeah, got Streety, cannot improve my Zangeif and it kills my soul.
Just got in. Have to go to bed in 25 minutes or so. Fuck my life.
But also yay weekend. Ugh. At least new friends are becoming even friendlier. I don't have to pay for half of my drinks at this point.
Prince news really dragged down today. This year really blows. :/
Someone make sure Jackie Chan is safe because I couldn't take losing him too. I'll boycott earth.
But also yay weekend. Ugh. At least new friends are becoming even friendlier. I don't have to pay for half of my drinks at this point.
Prince news really dragged down today. This year really blows. :/
Someone make sure Jackie Chan is safe because I couldn't take losing him too. I'll boycott earth.
You're god damn right Propagandhi is okay you jabroni.
Yum yum yum.
Pretty fun? It's the best game made in forever. One of the best ever all time ever ever.
Rocket League free weekend on Steam,
oh, and it's on sale...
Game is pretty fun.
Controller 100%.
410+ hours and it's still the best.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Nice. I'll have it soon.Hell yeah!
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Okay the guy AND the girl who are making my eggs at the chow hall are both lowkey flirting with me
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