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[HP_Wuvcraft]

feet are gross in general

What body part doesn't stop growing? That's indecent.

 

[FUME5]

I'd suggest you buy some new boots, but we all know where the next paycheck is going.

 

[FloatOn]

I'd suggest you buy some new boots, but we all know where the next paycheck is going.

Don't dance around it.

We are talking about vibrator(s) here boys and girls

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'd suggest you buy some new boots, but we all know where the next paycheck is going.

I plead the fifth

 

[DrM]

Good morning

it is raining like crazy outside, turned out my alarm clock and had another hour of sleep

 

[FUME5]

Don't dance around it.

We are talking about vibrator(s) here boys and girls

That thing looked far too sleek and futuristic to be described as merely a 'vibrator'.

More like an Illudium Q36 explosive clit modulator.

I plead the filth

Don't we all.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm not gonna buy one just to fuck with you all

 

[Vazra]

I'm not gonna buy one just to fuck with you all

Buy me one instead. XOXO

 

[Bko]

I had to poop. And there is no water this afternoon in the building. Shit

Spoiler

quite literally

 

[FUME5]

I'm not gonna buy one just to fuck with you all

Why would you deny yourself pleasure to spite some randos on the internet?

Fuck that noise, buy one just to fuck with you.

I had to poop. And there is no water this afternoon in the building. Shit

Spoiler

quite literally

Keep us updated as the saga unfolds.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Why would you deny yourself pleasure to spite some randos on the internet?

Fuck that noise, buy one just to fuck with you.



Keep us updated as the saga unfolds.

You're right

 

[Bko]

I might go downstairs to the garden to steal some water. Sooo embarrassing

 

[Vazra]

I had to poop. And there is no water this afternoon in the building. Shit

Spoiler

quite literally

Wrap it in tin foil, let it cook under the sun for 1 hour and then throw it at some douchebag and run back to your house.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Why do humans have to poop? It's annoying, we should just photosynthesize our food or something

In a hypothetical world where that's possible, I mean

 

[AcridMeat]

Pooping is one of the simplest pleasures in life. A good poop sets you right.

 

[DrM]

It is so nice to have a poop in one of these, with all the flies and mosquitos for company

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Pooping is one of the biggest culprits for inconveniencing you on long trips out of your home

 

[AcridMeat]

Pooping is one of the biggest culprits for inconveniencing you on long trips out of your home

You gotta take dumps before leaving your house.

My body and I have an understanding about these things.

 

[Bko]

It is so nice to have a poop in one of these, with all the flies and mosquitos for company

Did once when I was in Russia. Horrible experience

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I poop exclusively at work.

 

[Chuckie]

You gotta take dumps before leaving your house.

My body and I have an understanding about these things.

That is not a solution when you have diarrhea and are on a filthy train from Surabaya to Jakarta though.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I poop exclusively at work.

You're either a masochist, insane, or very pragmatic about taking advantage of company time.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Underground's season finale was amazing.

:: prepares self for The Americans ::

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

You're either a masochist, insane, or very pragmatic about taking advantage of company time.

Government time

Your time

 

[Bko]

Underground's season finale was amazing.

:: prepares self for The Americans ::

Nothing will ever prepare for this series

 

[jb1234]

Pooping is one of the simplest pleasures in life. A good poop sets you right.

It's also nice cramming things up there.

 

[FUME5]

'Cramming'

 

[AcridMeat]

That is not a solution when you have diarrhea and are on a filthy train from Surabaya to Jakarta though.

Fortunately part of that understanding is to never be in that situation.

 

[Chuckie]

Fortunately part of that understanding is to never be in that situation.

Lucky you

 

[Silphonica]

Pooping is one of the simplest pleasures in life. A good poop sets you right.

i hate pooping, but i love sitting naked on the toilet, i feel so safe and comfortable. Until I cant feel my legs, I wish I could sit there forever. Sometimes i turn the shower on in the background to make it nice and steamy.

 

[Bko]

And now I have to piss. Fuck!

 

[liliththepale]

I was wrong about Uncharted 4. It's a 12/10 game, not 11/10.

Why do humans have to poop? It's annoying, we should just photosynthesize our food or something

In a hypothetical world where that's possible, I mean

The sun doesn't provide enough energy. Consider how little plants actually have to do (and how relatively large their surface area can get for catching rays). Plus that would mean vampires like me wouldn't be able to thrive! :O

Plus if we didn't have to poop then I would have a lot less time to browse GAF at work!

Fortunately part of that understanding is to never be in that situation.

I'm going to rural India in a little over a week. The plumbing situation should be awesome!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I was wrong about Uncharted 4. It's a 12/10 game, not 11/10.



The sun doesn't provide enough energy. Consider how little plants actually have to do (and how relatively large their surface area can get for catching rays). Plus that would mean vampires like me wouldn't be able to thrive! :O

Plus if we didn't have to poop then I would have a lot less time to browse GAF at work!



I'm going to rural India in a little over a week. The plumbing situation should be awesome!

Just think, instead of restaurants and frozen dinners we'd have artificially made lamps for... eating and processing energy. People who stay indoors a lot would have to carry them around with them like a boxed lunch.

What a different world that would be.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Government time

Your time

Our taxpayers are paying for her shit.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I found trab's avatar on imgur.

 

[liliththepale]

Just think, instead of restaurants and frozen dinners we'd have artificially made lamps for... eating and processing energy. People who stay indoors a lot would have to carry them around with them like a boxed lunch.

What a different world that would be.

I think you're underestimating how relatively powerful the sun is. Sunlight produces about 100x more lumens than high power sodium lights and 600x more lumens than incandescent lights. It just doesn't look like that to us because we process visual light on a logarithmic scale.

 

[Bko]

We've got a nerd among us. Look out!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I think you're underestimating how relatively powerful the sun is. Sunlight produces about 100x more lumens than high power sodium lights and 600x more lumens than incandescent lights. It just doesn't look like that to us because we process visual light on a logarithmic scale.

I think you overestimate how smart I am.

I believe you though.

 

[FUME5]

It just doesn't look like that to us because we process visual light on a logarithmic scale.

I never thought of it that way.

 

[Chuckie]

I'm going to rural India in a little over a week. The plumbing situation should be awesome!

If it is like rural Indonesia, it is probably either a hole in the ground or a river.

 

[liliththepale]

If it is like rural Indonesia, it is probably either a hole in the ground or a river.

That's how it was last time and it's only been four years so... probably!

 

[Chuckie]

That's how it was last time and it's only been four years so... probably!

Still...shitting in a tropical forest > shitting on a clogged toilet in a shady club in Kuta

 

[Timu]

I was wrong about Uncharted 4. It's a 12/10 game, not 11/10.

Really? Glad I bought it, I need more time for it.

 

[Bko]

Still...shitting in a tropical forest > shitting on a clogged toilet in a shady club in Kuta

Fuck off. Bali is awesome no matter what!

 

[Chuckie]

Fuck off. Bali is awesome no matter what!

Fuck off. Bali is the shittiest of Indonesia's 17000 islands.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

HOLY SHIT!

The Blues actually won their second Game 7 in this playoffs.

jfc

 

[Jobbs]

I was wrong about Uncharted 4. It's a 12/10 game, not 11/10.

trying to get through chapter 8 and it's so boring I don't know if I can hang

every time I'm presented with another climby shooty part I just feel pure dread at the tedium

 

[liliththepale]

trying to get through chapter 8 and it's so boring I don't know if I can hang

every time I'm presented with another climby shooty part I just feel pure dread at the tedium

You also don't like Crash Bandicoot and have an inflated opinion of Metroid. Our taste in games isn't 1:1.

 

[Jobbs]

You also don't like Crash Bandicoot and have an inflated opinion of Metroid. Our taste in games isn't 1:1.

If it had an engaging story and likable characters it'd be easier.. But

Spoiler

Nathan's a douche who gleefully lies to his boring wife so he can leave his boring normal life and go fucking kill people by the dozens in cold blood. All the killing in TLOU didn't damage my suspension of disbelief because it was acknowledged by the characters

Spoiler

he expresses regret because in a cutscene sam punched out a dude, and then minutes later in gameplay I pulled an unsuspecting guy off a ledge to his sure death, and then shot about three dozen people in the face... and went on my merry way joking and laughing in the cutscenes to follow. I know people point this out about UC with frequency, but it really is distracting

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

trying to get through chapter 8 and it's so boring I don't know if I can hang

every time I'm presented with another climby shooty part I just feel pure dread at the tedium

I've figured it out.

Uncharted 4's gameplay loop is horribly unbalanced.