HP_Wuvcraft
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What body part doesn't stop growing? That's indecent.
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What body part doesn't stop growing? That's indecent.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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I plead the fifth
That thing looked far too sleek and futuristic to be described as merely a 'vibrator'.
More like an Illudium Q36 explosive clit modulator.
Don't we all.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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I'm not gonna buy one just to fuck with you all
Buy me one instead. XOXO
Why would you deny yourself pleasure to spite some randos on the internet?
Fuck that noise, buy one just to fuck with you.
Keep us updated as the saga unfolds.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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You're right
Wrap it in tin foil, let it cook under the sun for 1 hour and then throw it at some douchebag and run back to your house.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Why do humans have to poop? It's annoying, we should just photosynthesize our food or something
In a hypothetical world where that's possible, I mean
In a hypothetical world where that's possible, I mean
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Pooping is one of the biggest culprits for inconveniencing you on long trips out of your home
You gotta take dumps before leaving your house.
My body and I have an understanding about these things.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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I poop exclusively at work.
Chuckie
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That is not a solution when you have diarrhea and are on a filthy train from Surabaya to Jakarta though.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
You're either a masochist, insane, or very pragmatic about taking advantage of company time.
You Know Nothing
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Underground's season finale was amazing.
:: prepares self for The Americans ::
:: prepares self for The Americans ::
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Nothing will ever prepare for this series
It's also nice cramming things up there.
Fortunately part of that understanding is to never be in that situation.
Chuckie
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Silphonica
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i hate pooping, but i love sitting naked on the toilet, i feel so safe and comfortable. Until I cant feel my legs, I wish I could sit there forever. Sometimes i turn the shower on in the background to make it nice and steamy.
liliththepale
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I was wrong about Uncharted 4. It's a 12/10 game, not 11/10.
The sun doesn't provide enough energy. Consider how little plants actually have to do (and how relatively large their surface area can get for catching rays). Plus that would mean vampires like me wouldn't be able to thrive! :O
Plus if we didn't have to poop then I would have a lot less time to browse GAF at work!
I'm going to rural India in a little over a week. The plumbing situation should be awesome!
The sun doesn't provide enough energy. Consider how little plants actually have to do (and how relatively large their surface area can get for catching rays). Plus that would mean vampires like me wouldn't be able to thrive! :O
Plus if we didn't have to poop then I would have a lot less time to browse GAF at work!
I'm going to rural India in a little over a week. The plumbing situation should be awesome!
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Just think, instead of restaurants and frozen dinners we'd have artificially made lamps for... eating and processing energy. People who stay indoors a lot would have to carry them around with them like a boxed lunch.I was wrong about Uncharted 4. It's a 12/10 game, not 11/10.
The sun doesn't provide enough energy. Consider how little plants actually have to do (and how relatively large their surface area can get for catching rays). Plus that would mean vampires like me wouldn't be able to thrive! :O
Plus if we didn't have to poop then I would have a lot less time to browse GAF at work!
I'm going to rural India in a little over a week. The plumbing situation should be awesome!
What a different world that would be.
HP_Wuvcraft
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Our taxpayers are paying for her shit.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I found trab's avatar on imgur.
liliththepale
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I think you're underestimating how relatively powerful the sun is. Sunlight produces about 100x more lumens than high power sodium lights and 600x more lumens than incandescent lights. It just doesn't look like that to us because we process visual light on a logarithmic scale.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I never thought of it that way.
Chuckie
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I'm going to rural India in a little over a week. The plumbing situation should be awesome!
If it is like rural Indonesia, it is probably either a hole in the ground or a river.
liliththepale
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That's how it was last time and it's only been four years so... probably!
Chuckie
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Still...shitting in a tropical forest > shitting on a clogged toilet in a shady club in Kuta
Really? Glad I bought it, I need more time for it.
Fuck off. Bali is awesome no matter what!
Chuckie
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Fuck off. Bali is the shittiest of Indonesia's 17000 islands.
Nomadic Sparks
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HOLY SHIT!
The Blues actually won their second Game 7 in this playoffs.
jfc
The Blues actually won their second Game 7 in this playoffs.
jfc
trying to get through chapter 8 and it's so boring I don't know if I can hang
every time I'm presented with another climby shooty part I just feel pure dread at the tedium
liliththepale
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You also don't like Crash Bandicoot and have an inflated opinion of Metroid. Our taste in games isn't 1:1.
If it had an engaging story and likable characters it'd be easier.. But
Nathan's a douche who gleefully lies to his boring wife so he can leave his boring normal life and go fucking kill people by the dozens in cold blood. All the killing in TLOU didn't damage my suspension of disbelief because it was acknowledged by the characters
he expresses regret because in a cutscene sam punched out a dude, and then minutes later in gameplay I pulled an unsuspecting guy off a ledge to his sure death, and then shot about three dozen people in the face... and went on my merry way joking and laughing in the cutscenes to follow. I know people point this out about UC with frequency, but it really is distracting
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