FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst
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SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
If you need me to derail your sex stories with pointless banter let me know
well if they can't find someone, I still got my costume.
::drops trousers::
::bends over::
I shit you not, I have a natural red head at my university that looks like this version of Eva Green but even hotter. It's a pity that she seems so unapproachable and I don't even know the group she's hanging out it, plus chances are very high, considering how unlucky I am, that she's already taken.
Damn red heads are my biggest kink
even before facesitting
Gutes Gelingen!
::looks envious at him::
You should lower your standards. That's all.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Congrats on the future sex.
Which actress is this?
Emma Stone
Emma Stone
Yeah, and next thing you see you'll be dating nurses and pan cake guys....
I might be very petty right now
I didn't lower any standards. I wasn't even looking for a date at the time.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Yes, I think I talked trab into random casual sex
That brown haired girl is from the Drew Carey Show.
She was always being slut shamed
I might need to pick up a wooden mannequin from the student store. It'll help me learn to draw people.
I can't help but feel like you sent her a subliminal GIF at some point to throw her hormones out of whack to help your plan.
Yes, I think I talked trab into random casual sex
I can't help but feel like you sent her a subliminal GIF at some point to throw her hormones out of whack to help your plan.
Dont forget pink haired guys.
Like I said, I'm petty right now that everyone is going on dates and getting laid and is treated with Mikey Mouse pan cakes and fuck my life ¯_(ツ
_/¯There was an ingrown hair on my bicep that I put antibiotic and a bandage on yesterday. Today I go to remove the bandage and it takes some of my skin with it. What the hell?
edit: I've been on a dry spell since February. At the moment I'm just living vicariously through faker adventures.
I did. They said it's small pox.
edit: I've been on a dry spell since February. At the moment I'm just living vicariously through faker adventures.
I did. They said it's small pox.
Like I said, I'm petty right now that everyone is going on dates and getting laid and is treated with Mikey Mouse pan cakes and fuck my life ¯_(ツ
Hah. Before meeting Nikki I had been dry for about 10 months.
Things come and go. I'm old, but I know what it's like to be a young man full of thirst. It gets better. And worse. And better. #life
call 911
Oh shut up. You're in your early thirties for fucks sake, grandpa!
I just wish my taste wasn't that difficult. It would make a lot of things easier for me dating wise.
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Picking up a friend from the airport and there are some hot people around here :3
This is going to turn into a love triangle...potential quadrangle if this dude turns out to be the anti inline skater.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
*throws down and stomps hat*
NOOOO BARTINA! I'M SO GUTLESS!
NOOOO BARTINA! I'M SO GUTLESS!
NSFW WARNING: A reminder of my skills
Me and banana. You know what to expect now.
with food is even more no no no
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I, for one, am impressed.
YASSSSSSS
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Good job. Did you practice? I always have to use the thumb/palm trick to keep from gagging
You Know Nothing
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I'm just sitting here gagging tbh.
:: uses thumb trick to disable gag reflex ::
That's impressive Vaz. I would instant throw up. I can't take things in my throat. I gag so bad.
^ THIS! Sometimes when brushing my tongue I jab just a bit too far back and gag.
^ THIS! Sometimes when brushing my tongue I jab just a bit too far back and gag.
We have good oral hygiene.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
DO this
I do it when I am gonna get aggressive, I usually take my hands off the D then have at it, holding my hand as so and I have no gag reflex, can take it all the way down.
Good job. Did you practice? I always have to use the thumb/palm trick to keep from gagging
I don't need the tricks. A few months at college (in 2011 to be exact) was my practice. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy was 8 inches
I can let you practice with mine for free.
ThoseDeafMutes
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In uncharted 4, naughty dog just discovered rope physics and decided to include it in all the things.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
ITT: Blowjob tips.
I also like pressing down on the dickhole when they are about to cum because it usually stops it and gets them super frustrated. I like my guys to be completely falling apart for me. No sense of "having" me or whatever, you're mine to use as I please.
For real though, I am VERY demanding sexually, guys have always either loved it or fucking hated it. Or were all about it at first and then realized it wasn;t gonna calm down and I was never gonna be the type to lay there and take it or have quickies.
This thread is about giving blowies, not video games.
I also like pressing down on the dickhole when they are about to cum because it usually stops it and gets them super frustrated. I like my guys to be completely falling apart for me. No sense of "having" me or whatever, you're mine to use as I please.
For real though, I am VERY demanding sexually, guys have always either loved it or fucking hated it. Or were all about it at first and then realized it wasn;t gonna calm down and I was never gonna be the type to lay there and take it or have quickies.
This thread is about giving blowies, not video games.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Ya. It gets annoying tbh
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I've recently discovered that I have a super big kink of watching guys get progressively harder. Like, I love seeing the whole process.
Porn is great.
Porn is great.
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
Jesus
I loved the start of the game acting like grappling hook + ropes was something that Nathan has always had and known how to use that was just not worth mentioning until this time.
Reminds me of Metal Gear Solid 4 when Snake is just like oh yeah I've always known how to do the advanced hand to hand fighting from metal gear solid 3 set in the 60's but I deliberately didn't use it until this game.
You Know Nothing
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Edging a guy is great.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Y'all are a bunch of sinners
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