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[Clydefrog]

Dr. Eggman

 

[You Know Nothing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj6Hv8rNhxA

 

[Numb]

Blah , every single morning 5-6 am pee to wake up , even if I go before sleeping

Someone invent a way to transfer pee to the cloud

Have a cutoff from drinking anything way before sleep time

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

wait a goddamn second, is RobotNinjaHornets actually Jerry Cantrell?

Who?

*Googles*

Holy shit, hahahaha!

 

[friskykillface]

here's a pickup line that would work on me "hey gurl do you want to join my D&D party? if not we can always watch old Simpsons episodes and listen to Jawbreaker"

What if the perfect guy only liked new Simpsons and makes it clear he's the devil and says "who the fuck likes old Simpsons "
🤔


Let's eat jawbreakers and marathon my season 3-8 DVD set of the Simpsons all night
*runs away red face*

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

What if the perfect guy only liked new Simpsons and makes it clear he's the devil and says "who the fuck likes old Simpsons "
🤔


Let's eat jawbreakers and marathon my season 3-8 DVD set of the Simpsons all night
*runs away red face*

Look at this guy

Doesn't even know Jawbreaker

 

[Funky Papa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj6Hv8rNhxA

What the fuck.

The weird side of YouTube never ceases me to creep me out.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Let's watch Jawbreaker instead.

What the fuck.

The weird side of YouTube never ceases me to creep me out.

Same.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Yoooo the best cinema near me is showing Akira in September

 

[Vazra]

vegetarian lasagna with beer from satan's balls

a meal...for one

Recipe you use?

 

[EatChildren]

Recipe you use?

I made it up.

White mushroom sauce = cheeses, cream, and fried mushrooms, some herbs. Whatever creamy, mushroomy white sauce works for you.
Faux mince = TVP soaked in broth (1 cup of TVP to 1 cup of water) (broth = water, vegetarian beef cube, vegetarian Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper),.
Fry faux mince garlic, chilli, and onion. Add in a few of spoons of tomato paste, bit of water to reduce thickening, simmer for a bit to make like a bolognese.
Layering = sheet of lasagna / faux mince sauce / white mushroom sauce / spinache. Repeat.

Top with mozzarella and herbs. Oven bake until good to go. Garnish with spinach and/or basil. Life is good.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Who is the sexiest historical figure?

Spoiler

Napoleon Bonerparte

 

[FloatOn]

My roommates gf is in Japan right now. Would it be inappropriate of me to ask her to bring me back authentic tentacle porn?

 

[Misha]

Who is the sexiest historical figure?

Spoiler

Napoleon Bonerparte

He'd have low self esteem in this day and age

 

[Numb]

Who is the sexiest historical figure?

Spoiler

Napoleon Bonerparte

Cleopatra

He'd have low self esteem in this day and age

Social media would rek him

 

[trab pu kcip]

What if the perfect guy only liked new Simpsons and makes it clear he's the devil and says "who the fuck likes old Simpsons "
🤔


Let's eat jawbreakers and marathon my season 3-8 DVD set of the Simpsons all night
*runs away red face*

then he wouldn't be the perfect guy

 

[You Know Nothing]

Who is the sexiest historical figure?

Spoiler

Napoleon Bonerparte

Young Stalin will always win this question.

 

[EatChildren]

Young Stalin is hot as fuck.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Did noone get the joke? :c

 

[Jobbs]

if I wanted to lure trab into my house I'd use skittles - if that failed I'd try cats. :3

Young Stalin will always win this question.

lol

joseph stalin.. dreamboat ♥♥♥

 

[Funky Papa]

Young Stalin will always win this question.

No manbun.

I see you are working on your tastes.

 

[Chuckie]

Did noone get the joke? :c

It was just so bad everyone was ignoring it.

 

[Transhuman]

Sexiest historical figure is either Joan of Arc or me (presuming I become a historical figure).

It is really easy to become a historical figure.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

It was just so bad everyone was ignoring it.

I was hoping it would break through the wall of being so awful that it became great

 

[Vazra]

I made it up.

White mushroom sauce = cheeses, cream, and fried mushrooms, some herbs. Whatever creamy, mushroomy white sauce works for you.
Faux mince = TVP soaked in broth (1 cup of TVP to 1 cup of water) (broth = water, vegetarian beef cube, vegetarian Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper),.
Fry faux mince garlic, chilli, and onion. Add in a few of spoons of tomato paste, bit of water to reduce thickening, simmer for a bit to make like a bolognese.
Layering = sheet of lasagna / faux mince sauce / white mushroom sauce / spinache. Repeat.

Top with mozzarella and herbs. Oven bake until good to go. Garnish with spinach and/or basil. Life is good.

Will try.

 

[trab pu kcip]

ask me anything

 

[FloatOn]

Just kidding! I would never watch tentacle porn

ask me anything

If you could live anywhere in the world where would you live?

What was the first movie that made you cry?

What is your five year plan?

 

[Chuckie]

ask me anything

What is the freakiest sexy thing you ever did?

I was hoping it would break through the wall of being so awful that it became great

Lili might like it!

 

[Numb]

ask me anything

What's the record for longest sleep you had?

 

[EatChildren]

Will try.

Be sure to think of me during.

ask me anything

What are your hopes and dreams and what does human flesh taste like?

 

[Funky Papa]

I made it up.

White mushroom sauce = cheeses, cream, and fried mushrooms, some herbs. Whatever creamy, mushroomy white sauce works for you.
Faux mince = TVP soaked in broth (1 cup of TVP to 1 cup of water) (broth = water, vegetarian beef cube, vegetarian Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper),.
Fry faux mince garlic, chilli, and onion. Add in a few of spoons of tomato paste, bit of water to reduce thickening, simmer for a bit to make like a bolognese.
Layering = sheet of lasagna / faux mince sauce / white mushroom sauce / spinache. Repeat.

Top with mozzarella and herbs. Oven bake until good to go. Garnish with spinach and/or basil. Life is good.

I may try this later. I'm a sucker for vegetable lasagna.

Next time try to substitute the lasagna noodles with some thin layers of eggplant for a less carb rich recipe. I do beef one that way when I'm cutting and it's pretty good,

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

ask me anything

Which Reich was your favorite?

 

[Ceallach]

ask me anything

 

[EatChildren]

I may try this later. I'm a sucker for vegetable lasagna.

Next time try to substitute the lasagna noodles with some thin layers of eggplant for a less carb rich recipe. I do beef one that way when I'm cutting and it's pretty good,

Normally I do, either that or eggplant. Eggplant lasagna and parma are a staple of my diet.

But yeah, TVP is magic. It's generally pretty flavourless (mildly nutty maybe?), but is a great mince texture substitute and since it holds around three times its own weight in water it's all about the broth you soak it in and then the sauce it absorbs. Rich in protein too.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

What are your hopes and dreams and what does human flesh taste like?

Pig. At least that's what human flesh smells like when you burn or grill it.

 

[Funky Papa]

Normally I do, either that or eggplant. Eggplant lasagna and parma are a staple of my diet.

I knew you were a good person despite your criminal ancestors.

 

[trab pu kcip]

What is the freakiest sexy thing you ever did?

puke

What's the record for longest sleep you had?

long. like until 5pm. I don't remember when I went to bed though

Be sure to think of me during.



What are your hopes and dreams and what does human flesh taste like?

to find love, a great job involving videogames and help cats.

good but better if it's bloody.

Which Reich was your favorite?

vegan reich. jk but they actually are a band.

yes!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

ask me anything

Did you like my joke?
Mineral vs SDRE vs Texas Is The Reason, who wins?
Why haven't you moved to Brighton yet?

 

[Chuckie]

puke.

On somebody? Was it on purpose?

 

[Funky Papa]

I once had a job involving vidjas.

I nearly ended hating them and had to drop them for a full year to rekindle that passion.

I'm damn glad my current line of work is only tangentially related to them, although if things work out...

 

[Chuckie]

Hey Aithbreac is back.... meaning to ask you something.... are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kicking!

 

[You Know Nothing]

No manbun.

I see you are working on your tastes.

Seethe.

Sexiest historical figure is either Joan of Arc or me (presuming I become a historical figure).

It is really easy to become a historical figure.

Well she was definitely the hottest.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Did you like my joke?
Mineral vs SDRE vs Texas Is The Reason, who wins?
Why haven't you moved to Brighton yet?

5/10

hmm I guess if I had to choose it would be Mineral. but I love them all!

idk :/

On somebody? Was it on purpose?

no to both but it speaks for me that after that he was still into it.

 

[FloatOn]

Answer my questions plz trab

 

[EatChildren]

Pig. At least that's what human flesh smells like when you burn or grill it.

This is true.

I knew you were a good person despite your criminal ancestors.

Don't worry I steal the eggplants.

to find love, a great job involving videogames and helping cats.

good but better if it's bloody.

These are good answers and I wish you the best.

 

[Funky Papa]

Did you like my joke?
Mineral vs SDRE vs Texas Is The Reason, who wins?
Why haven't you moved to Brighton yet?

Why in the seven hells would a German want to move to the UK right now?

I mean, even Nigel Farage is applying for a German passport rn.

 

[Ceallach]

Hey Aithbreac is back.... meaning to ask you something.... are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kicking!

That doesn't make sense. His legs kick, not his body.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Deus Ex hype

 

[trab pu kcip]

Just kidding! I would never watch tentacle porn



If you could live anywhere in the world where would you live?

What was the first movie that made you cry?

What is your five year plan?

Answer my questions plz trab

oh I didn't see!

Alaska, New york, ???

the first? I probably don't remember. I may have cried during Bambi. Totoro always makes me tear up for some reason. and during Blue Valentine I sobbed like a babby

new job, new town, cat(s), ??? (more like a one year plan)

 

[You Know Nothing]

Deus Ex hype

I tried to snatch it yesterday off GMG when it was price errored at $36. But I couldn't get the page to load. RIP.