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[BruceLeeRoy]

Come on Dream lets go roll over to that site. If we sign up now we get stickers.

 

[LEBRON KING JAMES]

lol anybody notice when Artest hit Barea in the face he hit Lamar Odom in the balls.

 

[Kevtones]

The worst part about that Ron-Ron hit was Shawn Marion standing there and not coming to Barea's defense.

Was he on the Suns during the Spurs series when Nash got thrown into the scorers table by Robert Horry? Maybe it's his reflex?

 

[The_Inquisitor]

lol anybody notice when Artest hit Barea in the face he hit Lamar Odom in the balls.

Yeah. I laughed pretty hard.

 

[Branduil]

So Brandy turns on the Mavs, and all of a sudden they are unstoppable. Amazing. But seriously. What's up with Gasol?

You know how sometimes with Siamese twins, one can drain all the life from another sometimes? I think something like that is going on. Pau and Marc are astral twins, and Marc is draining his life force.

 

[Zep]

do lakers fans flood the radio like over here with the yanks/knicks/mets when they fail?

 

[overcast]

who the fuck are you

Look through the thread. I pop in here every day. Not frequently but I'm here. Rockets fan.

Calm your ass down man.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Chuck is jinxing the Mavs.

 

[Black Mamba]

You know how sometimes with Siamese twins, one can drain all the life from another sometimes? I think something like that is going on. Pau and Marc are astral twins, and Marc is draining his life force.

I think it's you. This reverse jinx shit will blow up in your face. Tread lightly, Brandi. Sports gods have a funny way of punishing the heathens.

I warn because i care.

Spoiler

get your stink off my team

do lakers fans flood the radio like over here with the yanks/knicks/mets when they fail?

Yes

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Only two teams in NBA history have ever lost game 1 and 2 at home and won the series.


One of those teams was going against T-Mac.

 

[dream]

Come on Dream lets go roll over to that site. If we sign up now we get stickers.

Look, I do a lot of bad shit. I liveblog Khloe and Lamar for you guys every week. I watch American Idol because a 16 year old girl on the show has the most incredible ass. I believe iPhone is the future of gaming. But there are some things I just won't do. Ponyfucking is one of them. Twilight is the other.

 

[Cloudy]

Why blame Fisher?

Cos I was told all year long that he'd be worth the trouble in the playoffs

 

[Doomsayer]

I love how Kerr kept saying we are sticking with Blake for his defensive prowess, lmao.

Man, I ain't even mad. I'm going to smoke a bowl and play some 2k.

 

[overcast]

One of those teams was going against T-Mac.

:[

 

[obijkenobi]

Gasol is about to turn 31, but yeah.

Why the fuck did I think he was only 29? I guess I'm getting old. :/ Well the principle is still the same like you noted. So instead of 30 points, 15 boards, 4-5 blocks, and 3 assists a game, 31 year old Duncan would probably put up 25 points, 13 boards, 4-5 blocks, and 3 assists a game.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

You know what we really need?

A Hawks/Mavs final. Joe Johnson vs the team that coveted him at the trade deadline, Dirk vs Josh Smith, Terry vs. Crawford off the bench.

 

[Black Mamba]

Look, I do a lot of bad shit. I liveblog Khloe and Lamar for you guys every week. I watch American Idol because a 16 year old girl on the show has the most incredible ass. I believe iPhone is the future of gaming. But there are some things I just won't do. Ponyfucking is one of them. Twilight is the other.

Our teams are about to go out like bitches. Hold me, buddy. Maybe we can convince the guys to get together for a consolation series.

 

[Zep]

Yes

link or radio station? I need to laugh myself to sleep.

 

[BruceLeeRoy]

Look, I do a lot of bad shit. I liveblog Khloe and Lamar for you guys every week. I watch American Idol because a 16 year old girl on the show has the most incredible ass. I believe iPhone is the future of gaming. But there are some things I just won't do. Ponyfucking is one of them. Twilight is the other.

Oh you will be there. I'm saving you a username. Unfortunately most of the dream ones are taken.

 

[bgassassin]

I think Thunder match up better againsy Wade and Co.

Free Throw Fest 2011

 

[Duki]

You know what we really need?

A Hawks/Mavs final. Joe Johnson vs the team that coveted him at the trade deadline, Dirk vs Josh Smith, Terry vs. Crawford off the bench.

i literally fell asleep reading this post

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Look, I do a lot of bad shit. I liveblog Khloe and Lamar for you guys every week. I watch American Idol because a 16 year old girl on the show has the most incredible ass. I believe iPhone is the future of gaming. But there are some things I just won't do. Ponyfucking is one of them. Twilight is the other.

This should be in the next OP.

i literally fell asleep reading this post

Anyone who isn't salivating at the idea of Jason Collins vs. Brendan Haywood is worse than 10 Hitlers.

 

[Bumblebeetuna]

You know how sometimes with Siamese twins, one can drain all the life from another sometimes? I think something like that is going on. Pau and Marc are astral twins, and Marc is draining his life force.

:lol

 

[Black Mamba]

Cos I was told all year long that he'd be worth the trouble in the playoffs

But our problem is Pau, Ron, and the bench, not Fisher. Fisher always played like this. That didn't hurt them before, it's not hurting them now.

 

[AirBrian]

Looking at the Artest play again, it looks like he's just trying to slow JJ down, but since JJ is like 5'6", he meets him in the face instead of the chest. I don't know if he'll get suspended for it.

 

[diehard]

Watching Artest go out like that was great, you know.. like the bitches they are. Phil is going to go out like the bitch he is too.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Talking about old..Lakers getting burn by one of the oldest guys in the playoffs...And his student is making it look easy too...DWade is loving this....Screw the rest of the Heat...lol

 

[StickSoldier]

You know how sometimes with Siamese twins, one can drain all the life from another sometimes? I think something like that is going on. Pau and Marc are astral twins, and Marc is draining his life force.

Yup, it's just like Hancock. Obviously Marc is Will Smith, and Pau is Charlize Theron.

 

[BruceLeeRoy]

Our teams are about to go out like bitches. Hold me, buddy. Maybe we can convince the guys to get together for a consolation series.

You can come too bro we can write Kobe vs Pierce immortal vampire fic.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Where are the Fisher lovers now? And I don't want to hear anyone saying "what about Blake?" If he'd been allowed to play all year, he might have some confidence

Fisher played better than your boy Blake by a mile.

 

[reilo]

Watching Artest go out like that was great, you know.. like the bitches they are. Phil is going to go out like the bitch he is too.

But Lakers fans kept arguing that Artest was a great person now and super nice and everything.

 

[The_Inquisitor]

Looking at the Artest play again, it looks like he's just trying to slow JJ down, but since JJ is like 5'6", he meets him in the face instead of the chest. I don't know if he'll get suspended for it.

If the score is <5 yes. Down 10+? Flagrant.

 

[Chichikov]

I'm just saying, trade out 29 year old Gasol for 29 year Duncan on this current Laker's squad, and Timmy would be putting up 30 points, 15 boards, 4-5 blocks, and at least 3 assists a game against this Mavs squad.

Is the point you're making is that the best power forward in history is better than Gasol?
Ummm, yeah, I agree.

And if they trade Oscar Robertson for Derek Fisher, what would be his stat line?

 

[Doomsayer]

So much salt in this thread.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Look, I do a lot of bad shit. I liveblog Khloe and Lamar for you guys every week. I watch American Idol because a 16 year old girl on the show has the most incredible ass. I believe iPhone is the future of gaming. But there are some things I just won't do. Ponyfucking is one of them. Twilight is the other.

This made me shoot beer out of my nose.

 

[giri]

You know what we really need?

A Hawks/Mavs final. Joe Johnson vs the team that coveted him at the trade deadline, Dirk vs Josh Smith, Terry vs. Crawford off the bench.

It'll be even better because the mavs will get caron back by then

 

[Cubsfan23]

Thunder are the only team that can beat the Heat, and vice versa

 

[exarkun]

hey laker-gaf...just got back from the bar and...lulz

How many threes did you guys miss tonight? Just wondering. I have no idea why they started to just chuck, but then I realized through the third quarter that the Mavs were actually playing defense. The game was called pretty well, kind of rough and I liked it.

And the Artest Arm-Bar. Still love da warrier though. Rocket 4-evah.

 

[AirBrian]

If the score is <5 yes. Down 10+? Flagrant.

I agree it's a flagrant and unnecessary, just not as bad as it initially looked.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Man I am giddy. I say we revamp the entire team. Trade everyone for draft picks!

 

[reilo]

It'll be even better because the mavs will get caron back by then

lol Caron needs to get used to being out for another six months. That dude is nuts if he thinks he's playing this season.

 

[sf2fanatic]

hey laker-gaf...just got back from the bar and...lulz

How many threes did you guys miss tonight? Just wondering. I have no idea why they started to just chuck, but then I realized through the third quarter that the Mavs were actually playing defense. The game was called pretty well, kind of rough and I liked it.

And the Artest Arm-Bar. Still love da warrier though. Rocket 4-evah.

1-19...F'N Sad.....Sad when Thomson clowning them too

 

[Black Mamba]

But Lakers fans kept arguing that Artest was a great person now and super nice and everything.

sigh. no, we argued the award relates to charity work OFF the court. Why is it so difficult to understand?

 

[Jeff-DSA]

But Lakers fans kept arguing that Artest was a great person now and super nice and everything.

Nice guys knee their friends in the balls and punch other people in the face. Only the nicest do both at the same time.

 

[dream]

Watching Artest go out like that was great, you know.. like the bitches they are. Phil is going to go out like the bitch he is too.

This might be the first thing we've ever agreed on.

Phil leaving the league empty handed as the alzheimers kicks in and he forgets he ever won 10 rings, leaving him with a few more years of regret over blowing this season...that is beautiful.

 

[BruceLeeRoy]

hey laker-gaf...just got back from the bar and...lulz

How many threes did you guys miss tonight? Just wondering. I have no idea why they started to just chuck, but then I realized through the third quarter that the Mavs were actually playing defense. The game was called pretty well, kind of rough and I liked it.

And the Artest Arm-Bar. Still love da warrier though. Rocket 4-evah.

Well its was working for the Mavs so they figured ehh why not.

This might be the first thing we've ever agreed on.

Phil leaving the league empty handed as the alzheimers kicks in and he forgets he ever won 10 rings, leaving him with a few more years of regret over blowing this season...that is beautiful.

hahaha that is some cold shit bro.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

do lakers fans flood the radio like over here with the yanks/knicks/mets when they fail?

Yes.

I've heard some pretty strange conversations. Particularly in the finals last year when the radio hosts were entertaining the questions of an old hispanic lady that barely spoke english. lol

 

[The_Inquisitor]

I agree it's a flagrant and unnecessary, just not as bad as it initially looked.

I just watched replay on TNT. It was pretty much all face. Was it intentional? No. Was it incredibly fucking stupid? Yes.

The NBA will want to protect the players. So that will net the suspension.

 

[reilo]

sigh. no, we argued the award relates to charity work OFF the court. Why is it so difficult to understand?

Because he's still a dumbass that does stupid shit to purposefully harm people.

 

[obijkenobi]

Is the point you're making is that the best power forward in history is better than Gasol?
Ummm, yeah, I agree.

And if they trade Oscar Robertson for Derek Fisher, what would be his stat line?

No, I think my point is (although yes your point is valid) what the fuck happened to the dude this year? I mean he's had no noticeable injuries and he was playing well in the beginning of the season. I know for some reason Phil Jackson decided to play him 40 minutes a game for a while, but is that really why he just fucking disappeared around the All Star break?