"Your body looks like someone else's!" said nice concerned mother
"Wait, how does his mom know what his body looks like naked?" asked Ratsky innocently
Two seconds later...
"Wait what the fuck?!?!"
Good lord this episode was...something else. It had everything you could want from an episode of American Horror Story:
Incestuous rape scene? Check!
Goat blood smeared inside vagina? Check!
Masturbating in front of a minotaur (if only she had been crying - we were
this close to getting a sequel to the crysturbate scene from Murder House!) while also simultaneously psychically masturbating said minotaur in the attempt to prod it into having sex with you? Check!
Lange deliciously langing? Check!
That scene with Kathy Bates watching TV is a classic.
LIESSSSSSSSSSS
yaaaassss hiss moar Kathy Bates!!
Jesus, the Zoe plot is going to drag the whole f'n show down. Why can't she be the one that gets killed off?
Seriously. Taissa Farmiga is a horrible actress and she just sucks all the life out of the show every time she's on screen.