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AMERICAN HORROR STORY: Coven |OT| When witches don't fight, we burn....

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In favor of setting Muslim women on fire
Judderman said:
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Twirl the pain away, Misty. Twirl!
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Fleetwood Mac destroying our morals
 
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ultron87

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If it doesn't exist by the time I get home I'm going to have to go and make a Vine that is just a loop of Kathy Bates hissing "liieeeesssss" over and over again.
 
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RatskyWatsky

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NinjaCatfish said:
Do we think Nan was using some sort of mind power to keep Luke from being interested in Madison, or that it's just a symptom of his extremely sheltered upbringing?
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Despite what some may think, you don't have to be gay or under the power of mind control to not be interested in a relatively attractive woman who is desperately throwing herself at you.
 
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xaosslug

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RatskyWatsky said:
Despite what some may think, you don't have to be gay or under the power of mind control to not be interested in a relatively attractive woman who is desperately throwing herself at you.
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that's true too. LOL Especially when you're a relatively attractive guy yourself and (likely) have pussy on tap...
 
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RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus
Bit-Bit said:
But it was Emma Roberts though.
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I'm personally not attracted to her at all (this isn't a "omg shrap neez" thing btw) so I wouldn't be surprised if others weren't either.

xaosslug said:
that's true too. LOL Especially when you're a relatively attractive guy yourself and (likely) have pussy on tap...
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Or maybe he genuinely believes against having sex before marriage (or whatever) and is "keeping himself pure" or something? It's always the older characters who are deeply religious with the younger ones blowing religion off, but maybe this time the kid is super religious too?
 
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Not a Jellyfish

but I am a sheep
silkysmooth said:
Maybe I'm just too big of a fanboy of the first season but I like the Zoe/Kyle thing.

season 1 spoiler below!

DON'T YOU DIE ON ME VIOLET!
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I was a fan of the first season as well but this romance in the new season has no set up at all.

They spoke together for like five minutes, also what is up with Zoe just being allowed to leave the "school" whenever she wants. Also does this school not hold classes? Such a weird place.
 
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xaosslug

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RatskyWatsky said:
Or maybe he genuinely believes against having sex before marriage (or whatever) and is "keeping himself pure" or something? It's always the older characters who are deeply religious with the younger ones blowing religion off, but maybe this time the kid is super religious too?
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you could very well be right, but I'm skeptical. Mostly because this is Ryan Murphy and American Horror Story. LOL

Not a Jellyfish said:
I was a fan of the first season as well but this romance in the new season has no set up at all.

They spoke together for like five minutes, also what is up with Zoe just being allowed to leave the "school" whenever she wants. Also does this school not hold classes? Such a weird place.
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i THINK what they are going for this season is a 'past life' sort of star-crossed lovers thing, meaning the first season shenanigans was the set up.

personally, I never cared then and I certainly don't now. -__-
 
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This last episode was crazy on so many levels. I'm not really sure where to start. lol, I have a feeling Fiona is going to work her way through the school to find that next supreme.
 
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Enco said:
Agreed.

I don't find anyone in the show very attractive. Not ugly, but not attractive to me.
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Evan Peters and the kid playing Luke are instant boxer droppers.

xaosslug said:
the ridiculous ratings TWD is getting this season? I wouldn't be surprised if every network is pushing forward any/all zombie-based content. I'm genuinely surprised it hasn't happened, already.
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Get ready. It's coming.
 
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Bladenic

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ivysaur12 said:
Evan Peters and the kid playing Luke are instant boxer droppers.



Get ready. It's coming.
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Ivy noooooooo. Evan Peters is just, ugh...

Anyway I wanted to voice something. I'm loving the show and Ryan said a while back that this season was gonna be somewhat lighter than the previous two.

But goddamn the opening is so amazingly creepy and scary that it makes me sad the potential will almost definitely not be tapped. AHS openings never have anything major to do with the actual show but that makes me really sad this time. The opening is just incredible.
 
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You Know Nothing

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This is going to be in line with "omg sharp knees." But I found him so much more attractive in season two when he was a brunette. The blonde kind of kills my attraction.
 
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braves01

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OMG impressions

WTF Franken-Kyle is abused by his pot smoking mother so he smashes her skull in.

Taiisa Farmiga has terrible ideas but is endearingly cute

Lily Rabe loves Fleetwood Mac

Emma Roberts looks hot in that dress but is still too short for me (plus she's now dead unless resurrected), plus might be the supreme but I doubt it because Lily Rabe is the real supreme which Jessica Lange will probably figure out later.

Jessica Lange's character is an awful person

Precious has rough sex with a minotaur

The girl with Down's syndrome isn't a virgin, which must be a crime of some sort.

Kathy Bates maid v. season 1 maid. Fight!

I think it's possible this season is the craziest yet, which is saying a lot. Also, closing line by Jessica Lange was AWESOME.
 
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ivysaur12

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TheSadRanger said:
I get more tired of the tilted camera angles to be honest. It gets wayyyyy overused at times and makes me nauseous.
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That scene at the bar where the camera was literally sideways while Lange monologued in VO was ridiculous. Like, why? Why do the girls eating around a table warrant a fish-eye? Because they can?

I know it's this shows schtick, but it sort of feels like an empty creative decision that's more nauseating than enhancing. And maybe that's what they're going for. But then they need to tone it down.

Jitters said:
God this show is so freaking crazy. Great stuff.

Kathy Bates saying "Lies" was the greatest thing ever.
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I also love the idea that Fiona is some sort of progressive champion.

EDIT: Ew fuck y'all Evan Peters is hot my taste is fan fucking tastic. He's a bit short but whatever most actors are.
 
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braves01

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ivysaur12 said:
That scene at the bar where the camera was literally sideways while Lange monologued in VO was ridiculous. Like, why? Why do the girls eating around a table warrant a fish-eye? Because they can?

I know it's this shows schtick, but it sort of feels like an empty creative decision that's more nauseating than enhancing. And maybe that's what they're going for. But then they need to tone it down.
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At least it's usually limited to an episode or two. I vaguely remember an episode or two last season where there was a cinematography gimmick (I think it was fish-eye) that was used really prominently, but it was limited to a particular situation or character. I'd look it up to make sure, but I'm too lazy.

They did the same thing with audio cues in season 1, i,.e. whenever Lily Rabe's character was on-screen they always used that theme from Bram Stoker's Dracula. I *think* in that case it was specifically intended as an in-joke/reference for horror fans or something. Variations on this theme.
 
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what exactly is this school? i mean, what do they do all day if one of their guardians is off looking for voodoo semen rituals and another is out drinking with a student?

where did zoe get the car? why is she able to steal body parts from a morgue and nobody investigates? how does madison die in the living room while the rest of the girls are presumably asleep upstairs?

so many questions. so poorly fleshed out.
 
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Supermanisdead said:
what exactly is this school? i mean, what do they do all day if one of their guardians is off looking for voodoo semen rituals and another is out drinking with a student?

where did zoe get the car? why is she able to steal body parts from a morgue and nobody investigates? how does madison die in the living room while the rest of the girls are presumably asleep upstairs?

so many questions. so poorly fleshed out.
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Sounds like your average Marvel Comic.
*runs and hides*
 
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Replicant

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Zoe is horrible. The most boring of all the young witch recruits. I also just realized that she's actually the girl dancing behind Emma Watson on the GIF below:

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KibbleBits said:
Sounds like your average Marvel Comic.
*runs and hides*
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Kaladin

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Aura said:
I pretty much had to put it on pause and regain my composure for a few minutes because I was in utter disbelief. Same with Queenie and the minotaur.
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Well, if you're looking for an easy way to get a franken-boy to kill his mother without giving much time to the explanation, I guess that's one way to do it and have it be a believable motive.
 
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