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[Cagey]

Hulk Hogan is Carny of the Century

No one is more of a mark for them self as Hogan is.

He's fucking 61 with no knees, no hips, and can't take a bump. How in the blue hell is he going to have a final match let alone one last title run.

Fuck Hulk Hogan

CM Punk is just getting started, friend.

Don't believe him, just watch.

 

[real_slime]

The only real super-seriously retired for real person I want to see come back for a last match in Stone Cold. He still looks the part (advantage of going bald young) even if he is usually chunky, that can be shifted, and I understand he's in pretty good shape nowadays after giving himself a proper long rest so I think it would be alot of fun. He's 50 or so - wrestlers have done regular schedules at that age after 20 years of constant wrestling and Stone Cold's been taking it easy for 10 years so he'd probably even be in better condition.

Only thing would be he should come back as Stone Cold and not smiley I used to be Stone Cold guy like the Rock is when he comes back - some broad strokes of the persona are there but he is beyond the fourth wall. Get back behind that wall and do some non-pg Stone Cold.

 

[DMczaf]

Real Ass Stone Cold ain't coming back. He's dead and buried.

Let it go

 

[Fox318]

Hogan winning the rumble would be pretty fitting to how out of touch the company can be.

 

[x Power Pad Death Stomp x]

I thought that if Hogan took a bump he could destroy his back and potentially be paralyzed? Good lord, stay out the ring.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Brother Titus, thow out some of your favorite albums of the year. I think I might have some gaps before I make my list. Everyone is welcome to name theirs too as long as you don't listen to trash.

 

[Masquerader]

BREAKING: LEAKED RESULTS OF HOGAN'S LAST MATCH:

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Sibersk Esto]

bray has the most regular rotunda face and that's cause of the beard. i see bo is following suit

 

[sf2fanatic]

Jan Wrassle Gaf |OT| " Did you pick the lucky number for the Rumble?"


Gonna love January. Over the top rope matches everywhere!!

 

[Fox318]

Real Ass Stone Cold ain't coming back. He's dead and buried.

Let it go

I wouldn't say dead but I don't want Austin wrestling at his age and injuries.

 

[Frecklestein]

Bo's sister is giving me the weirdest BO ner...

 

[PInk Tape]

Ryback-senpai goes to get some protein

(Kinda helps if you've played Persona)

Comparing Akky to Ryback?

 

[Rapstah]

Is Bo styling his beard into those weird Albert/Jeff Hardy 2002 stripes?

 

[Jimmy King]

Brother Titus, thow out some of your favorite albums of the year. I think I might have some gaps before I make my list. Everyone is welcome to name theirs too as long as you don't listen to trash.

I'm still mulling it over, but here's a few: Run the Jewels, St. Vincent, Warpaint, Sun Kil Moon, Shabazz Palaces, Caribou, Dum Dum Girls, Cloud Nothings, Big K.R.I.T., Alex G, Flying Lotus, Cities Aviv, Swans, Perfect Pussy, TV on the Radio, FKA Twigs, Ariel Pink, Amen Dunes, Honeyblood, Makthaverskan, Jessie Ware, Future Islands. I'm running out of time to get it all straight.

There's no question about song of the year though.

I like how it was based off a report from 20 years ago but he just now got around to making the song.

 

[DMczaf]

Is Bo styling his beard into those weird Albert/Jeff Hardy 2002 stripes?

I don't he's doing any styling, he just can't grow a beard.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Bo getting ready to make his debut as Bray's new family member. Bo Wyatt.

 

[Serpentine]

lol @ Solomon Crowe's new look

When he finally debuts, it's gonna be in a squash loss to Bull Dempsey and then he's gonna get released

I can't wait for Cesaro or Kidd to come out one week alone while Michael Cole tells us about a tweet they put out earlier saying they split on amicable terms

It's funny because you know this is 100% what's gonna happen

 

[DMczaf]

I'm pretty sure Cena has the most boring god damn Vine account on the face of the internet.

https://vine.co/JohnCena

 

[RP912]

Bring back Horse

#horsemovement

make it happen wrasslegaf

 

[DMczaf]

What if Horse never left?

 

[PInk Tape]

Jessie Ware is amazing. I bought Devotion a couple of months ago and I really enjoyed it.

Brother Titus, thow out some of your favorite albums of the year. I think I might have some gaps before I make my list. Everyone is welcome to name theirs too as long as you don't listen to trash.

Ultraviolence - Lana Del Rey

Some choice tracks: x, x, and x

 

[Cagey]

Brother Titus, thow out some of your favorite albums of the year. I think I might have some gaps before I make my list. Everyone is welcome to name theirs too as long as you don't listen to trash.

Porter Robinson - Worlds

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I'm pretty sure Cena has the most boring god damn Vine account on the face of the internet.

https://vine.co/JohnCena

#TrainLikeCena

 

[Aiii]

Let's watch some Hardcore Wrasslin' on this fine Sunday...

http://youtu.be/n9M9VUSBnhY

 

[Frecklestein]

Bring back Horse

I'm ok with this! Horse was the one decent gimmick poster in all of wrasslegaf

#horsemovement

make it happen wrasslegaf

What if Horse never left?

HORSE ISN'T IN BANNED, FREINDS.

HORSE IS DOWN THE ROAD...

IN THE GLUE FACTORY!!!!

 

[UrbanDandy]

Hulk Hogan is Carny of the Century

No one is more of a mark for them self as Hogan is.

He's fucking 61 with no knees, no hips, and can't take a bump. How in the blue hell is he going to have a final match let alone one last title run.

Fuck Hulk Hogan

I like the way you think.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

randy "edgy" orton

 

[strobogo]

Should have gone all the way and have Randy take credit for Eddie's death. No half measures. "The Eddie Killer" Randy Orton.

 

[Fox318]

#TrainLikeCena

#TrainLikeCesaro

 

[DMczaf]

#TrainLikeBliss

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

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#TrainLikeCesaro[/QUOTE]

Sina wouldn't train like some Swiss pansy.

 

[Perspicacity]

#Train

 

[strobogo]

I have a sneaking suspicion that JR is a cuckhold.

 

[Fox318]

Sina wouldn't train like some Swiss pansy.

 

[Aiii]

#TrainLikeBliss

 

[Perspicacity]

I have a sneaking suspicion that JR is a cuckhold.

I look forward to the full investigation

 

[strobogo]

I look forward to the full investigation

"One big bad Johnson." "Big, strong, powerful man." "He could pound my wife anyday, bah gawd."

 

[Frecklestein]

"AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, THAT BBC HAS BROKEN MY WIFE IN HALF!"

 

[Spider from Mars]

I'm still mulling it over, but here's a few: Run the Jewels, St. Vincent, Warpaint, Sun Kil Moon, Shabazz Palaces, Caribou, Dum Dum Girls, Cloud Nothings, Big K.R.I.T., Alex G, Flying Lotus, Cities Aviv, Swans, Perfect Pussy, TV on the Radio, FKA Twigs, Ariel Pink, Amen Dunes, Honeyblood, Makthaverskan, Jessie Ware, Future Islands. I'm running out of time to get it all straight.

I'll need to check out Cities Aviv and Shabazz Palaces, the rest of your list pretty much lines up with mine. Amen Dunes 'Love' is my AOTY at this point.

Also, Meredith Graves

Perfect Pussy is hot fire

 

[Perspicacity]

I think you're strojecting.

 

[Vylash]

is it time for the carnies yet?

 

[Fox318]

is it time for the carnies yet?

Its always time for Carnies

 

[UrbanDandy]

Its always time for Carnies

nice avatar, Fox

 

[Fox318]

nice avatar, Fox

Thanks, friend

 

[Jimmy King]

I'll need to check out Cities Aviv and Shabazz Palaces, the rest of your list pretty much lines up with mine. Amen Dunes 'Love' is my AOTY at this point.

Also, Meredith Graves

Perfect Pussy is hot fire

<3

 

[Xater]

I'm still mulling it over, but here's a few: Run the Jewels, St. Vincent, Warpaint, Sun Kil Moon, Shabazz Palaces, Caribou, Dum Dum Girls, Cloud Nothings, Big K.R.I.T., Alex G, Flying Lotus, Cities Aviv, Swans, Perfect Pussy, TV on the Radio, FKA Twigs, Ariel Pink, Amen Dunes, Honeyblood, Makthaverskan, Jessie Ware, Future Islands. I'm running out of time to get it all straight.

There's no question about song of the year though.[URL]

I like how it was based off a report from 20 years ago but he just now got around to making the song.

Run The Jewels 2 is great. I don't know what all that other garbage is.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

Only a true wrasslin fan wouldn't know who st. Vincent is by this point

 

[Jimmy King]

Will we all be watching the TV premiere of Jingle All the Way 2 on USA?

I don't know what all that other garbage is.

 

[Xater]

Only a true wrasslin fan wouldn't know who st. Vincent is by this point

Google gives me hospital and movie results. Yeah, must be huge....